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Joe Rumrill

@joerumrill.bsky.social
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Comedian and Writer / Voice of Bibo on HBO’s “Fantasmas” / Contributor at the Onion and the Hard Times / Joke One TK (Joe, Please Don’t Forget)

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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The NFL should let one guy on each team do Looney Tunes stuff
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching a documentary and Bruce Dern is getting a haircut during his talking heads
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is an Eastern European contestant on this season of Alone, and my ‘toon boy fist pumps each time he refers to attempting to catch “moose” and “squirrel”
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Scanning the review each time someone in my letterboxd feed watches “Manhunter” for any mention of Chris Elliott, and moving tf on if there isn’t any
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
(Me, to the guy in a Descendents t-shirt at the Circle Jerks show) “whoa dude, sorry but that’s the wrong band, no worries though, you’ll get em next time”
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have got a great idea for folks who make movie trailers: maybe put the sound of a gigantic drum in there eight or nine times?
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Getting into NA beer because I don’t want to get drunk but I do need a thing to catch without looking when I burst through the door of a frat party to signify “Louie Louie” should start playing
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watched The Sound of Music the other day and it was welcome reminder that we must always fight the scourge of fascism…as well as doscism, rescism, miscism, soscism, lascism, AND tiscism.
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nervous Rockabilly Guy Prematurely Wails Before Jump and Jiving
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Slurp up a new Soup Frogs!
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thought it was cute that the Jetblue gate worker used airline-based words to indicate what group was boarding (“now boarding group A as in airplane” “group B as in boarding pass”) until it got down to around mine (“now boarding group E as in every man for himself” “and group F as in fiery wreckage”)
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remembered yesterday how the first time I ever felt starstruck was during a field trip to colonial Williamsburg where I saw an honest to goodness anvil
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ya had me…annnnnnd ya lost me
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Mikey Heller @yoyorobot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Have you watched Soup Frogs yet?
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Having another guy in the men’s room watch my toilet while I go back out to the coffee shop to use my laptop
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Think I might get my 3 year old nephew the Minor Threat discography for his birthday this year. Not trying to be “the cool uncle” or anything, just noticed he was straight-edge the last time I visited so he might find it relatable.
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve found that doing yoga every morning has been a fantastic way to watch a few more ads before getting my day started
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
(Johnny Cash to his bandmates, getting offstage after the Folsom Prison gig) OK, I owe all you guys a Coke, that was a good call talking me out of opening with “All That Jazz”…
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Dear lord, it's just as I feared...his body is physically rejecting all chores and homework" - my doctor
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Found out every single door and window frame in our new apartment has the perfect depth for my many many little guys
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Eek what do I choose, I’m next!!!
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”, “Abbott and Costello Meet the Wolfman”… Can’t just ONCE Abbott and Costello meet a nice guy, settle down and raise a family??!
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Like most folks, my first concert was “Sesame Street on Ice.” I remember I was so excited, I couldn't wait to tell my coworkers all about it the following day
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Joined this site to write more frequent jokes, yes, but MOSTLY because @timplatt.bsky.social let me know that friends were saying kind words about me on here… I sincerely pray the military never learns I am susceptible to this particular tactic.
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Joe Rumrill @joerumrill.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just had one last thing on my to-do list today.
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