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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23h
A pomegranate can hold up to 1400 antioxidant-rich seeds, and cutting it wrong means juice everywhere. Here's the technique that keeps the mess in the bowl, not on your counter.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give me fadder a call 🤣🔥🔥 I understood every word b’y Credit to harbourcustoms
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
#STFUDONNY
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fascist pancake 🍁🇺🇦 @rrodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if ur trynna cancel john cleese for criticising religion allow me to introduce u to every fucking monty python film ever
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She was brave, and Republicans let her down.
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣 OMG!!! 🤣
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?“
He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole.“
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So, my wife called him a "shithead.“
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with MAGA stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's so important at our age!
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 28/09/2026
Cats will be #cats.
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make them famous. 😡
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nature photographer 'pendra100legs' does these amazing macro shots of tiny bugs. This one is delightful (I'll link below to the full thing). It's a globular springtail in genus Sminthurides. These insect-relatives can launch themselves 60 times their height in 1.6 MILLISECONDS. *Voomp*. Gone.
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Dr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oof. My heart breaks for her. A powerful take on the horror. 👇 johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/cornells-j...
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Cornell’s Jane Doe Needed One Good Man In That House And That Group Chat. She Would Find None.
Warning: this piece includes references to sexual assault, as well as words many may find offensive.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kohl’s does what now?
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How bout stop treating women like they are less than
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The correct way to fold a fitted sheet
* Large swath of fabric wrapped around a man’s head 
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump
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Thomas Long @rayosunlong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our entire country is a rape culture… currently living under a rape regime. It’s a systemic crisis perpetuated by privileged men who never faced repercussions, and will continue until those men are removed from wealth and power. They will not remove themselves. We have to do that.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kittens are cute but please spay and neuter your cats
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 27/09/2026
Trumpocalypse now!
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 27/09/2026
This is a 2000 pound bomb landing in a populated area of Gaza. The "most moral army in the world" watches from a hilltop. What is wrong with the human race.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 26/09/2026
More reliable that Elon's version and won't spontaneously burst into flames.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For anyone who hasn’t seen this yet, this is hilarious. It’s an American fascism board game made by a bunch of Canadian kids in London, Ontario. 😂
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 25/09/2026
I have to agree with Obama on this one. It would be a very interesting experiment. Maybe do this instead of giving the GOP 2 more years...
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Argard 🇨🇦 @argard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help us improve animal welfare protections in B.C. share.nwmd.social/s/DSqoAapk
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BC SPCA 2026 Local Government Election Petition
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mood.. 😅
A panther is lying with its legs draped over a log on both sides.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A bird stayed right by its friend's side after it slammed into a window, refusing to leave until it recovered.
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Princess Cuntwrap Supreme 🇺🇦 @elisabethinwa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another pedo
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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a strange twist of fate, the JEWS have become the NAZIS!!! Tell me I’m wrong. (You better have a couple stiff drinks first.)
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 23/09/2026
Bottle time. #cats
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Argonauts are open-ocean octopuses whose females produce a calcium carbonate case to protect their eggs. Males are much smaller, while females can control buoyancy by trapping air inside this structure during movement through the water.
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A purr fect cat fusion has been discovered #Cat #Caturday
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 20/09/2026
The Norwegian Consumer Council has released a new PSA. If you think your products need to be replaced too often, you're not alone. 🇳🇴
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy 💩 on a wheeled shingle
ASKING FOR A FRIEND
TO THE PERSON THAT DID THIS PAINT JOB ON THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK, THANKS FOR COMPLETELY SCREWING MY MIND UP 
*painted image of front of truck
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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