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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️

@ardnaid.bsky.social
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🏴‍☠️🌈OFMD, GO, Kaos, IwtV, any good queer media. I read a lot, crochet, knit, sew, and play video games. I like new friends 💜 18+ I share nsfw stuff Late 30s, demisexual & panromantic, living in the Midwest linktr.ee/ardnaid

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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My child is teaching one of our dogs to climb trees and I'm not sure if this is going to end up as some sort of villain origin story, but I'll let it play out for now. I support my child even if she's a villain that trains dogs to scale buildings and steal priceless gems.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, my life is so boring but I'm trying to post more, so here's Shanebunny. He stole Stede's shirt and Ed's boots.
Crochet doll of Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry. He's got in a blue shirt and black pants, black boots, and a white hat with bunny ears
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have made such a talented and wonderful and nice friend and you all should be jealous. Look at these little beauties! I love them so much you don't even understand 😭 @bookloverstede.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me was surprised to still be alive tbh. I think young me would be surprised and probably a bit disappointed at where I am today
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My fine pirate folks, I need help. I bought this .stl file years ago before I even had a 3d printer but I do now and I remembered I had this. I went to the Etsy listing to see if the creator had an Ed too but I didn't see one, and this file wasn't there anymore. And I can't remember who made it!
Grey modeled version of Stede with a beard
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I ended up making his freckles darker after. But here's my little Shane Hollander. Soon I'll make his husband and they will live with Stede, Ed, and Izzy. What a beautiful, chaotic, queer little family.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I figured out how to make a tiny little hoodie for my lil guys. (This is my latest doll, in progress. Internet cookies if you can guess who he is 🙃)
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I read an actual book and not just oodles of fanfic. To be fair, it was MMMMMM pwp but still! (Bro Doll by J. De Saint)
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a Stede kind of day/week/month. Anyone up for stealing a ship and running away forever?
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I miss OFMD
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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey you all have heard about the floods in Nepal - I have two coworkers with family and friends missing there and their communities are devastated. If you have a few dollars to spare, I will pass it along! ko-fi.com/s/99d2b547c3
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Funds for Lis’s Nepali coworkers - Lis <3's Ko-fi Shop
Drop a few bucks to help the families and neighbors of Uma and Sarmila, my two Nepali coworkers. I will pass any money collected along to them immedia...
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned (I swear if anyone makes fun of me I'll cry)
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You asked for it, and it’s happening: the fandom Craft Fair is coming BACK! Get ready for our third annual craft extravaganza, running February 19 - 27, 2027!
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KittyMewes @kittymewes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Heated Rivalry washi tape/ sticker pre-order is FINALLY here! 🎉 ...or it will be on FRIDAY! Every cent made will go to my senior cat Val's mounting vet bills, including the $2500 CT scan that she's at *right now*. More details in the thread! #HeatedRivalry #Stationary #Hollanov
A graphic that looks like a lined sheet of yellow legal paper. Across it are three (mocked up) strips of Heated Rivalry themed washi tape featuring items like a can of ginger ale, 1410 and 1221 room keys, a loon, Ilya's necklace, a can of tuna, and various other bits. The tape strips are in 3 different colours- blue, purple, and green. 

On the rest of the page, in font that looks like hand written pen, is text that reads:

"Heated Rivalry washi tape (and stickers)"
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just needed to pop in again because I saw someone wearing the oranges pj shirt and bottoms from Walmart, and immediately wanted to ask if they were a fan of the show but I didn't. (They're a camp counselor and likely a teen so)
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Atkinson @maddavenport.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Life Update: If you’ve noticed a lamentable absence of Atkinsonposting in the last ten days or so, it’s because I’ve been in the hospital. I’m on the mend, but I had to resign from my job due to a disabling chronic condition. I won’t be able to return to the same kind of work.
A round cake of handspun, hand-dyed yarn in stripes of spring green and butter yellow, sitting in a pottery bowl on a wooden table.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I just wanted to say hello to my pirate pals, sorry I'm not so active these days, not that anyone has probably noticed lol. 🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Almost bought this
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Jadeykinns in their Volkarin era 💀 💚 @thatjadeykinns.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Plugging my info out there now that work is starting to slow down now we have had a busy few weeks. If ya interested please hit me up 🙏💜
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kiddo passed her testing for a yellow belt! She was nervous but she did so well. I'm very proud of my little goober 💖💖💖
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have been enjoying playing with my lil guys. 💖
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Got an IRL friend to finally watch ofmd. She must have never actually listened to me talk about it cuz she got to The Kiss and sent me a voice note screeching about how it's "actually gay wtf" 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm stressed af 😭
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh my god I am sorry I keep going on about this but I have no other outlet. But guess who got another message tonight? Same subject. How many ways can I tell her my child is neurodivergent and introverted and goes non verbal when stressed, like whenever you yell at her/the class? 😑😑😑
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Haha this actually might not even matter because kiddo might be skipping a grade 🙃🙂🙃🙂 Parenting is hard especially when you don't have your own parents to guide you
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So um, my favorite little freaks. Does anyone have good sentient object fics/novellas I can read for research? Ideally human/object romance. I want to write one but I need to read some first and I have only read... Two?
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
For those following my daughters teacher saga, she won't be returning to teach next year. Hopefully the next teacher will be better.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Remember when I was complaining about getting messages from school? We have 4 weeks left. Teacher keeps saying my child is too quiet, won't talk, etc. same as she's always been. I'm about to just "forget" to give her her ADHD meds for the rest of the month and see what the teacher has to say.
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Evening bump for Ch 7 of In Name Only! 💜 #OFMDfic Words: archiveofourown.org/works/810500... #podfic: on.soundcloud.com/OKfUEi0VsbNB...
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Once again I must bestow on you a horror I hope you haven't already seen. @tightenupmate.bsky.social @reluctantrose.bsky.social @citrussyndicate.bsky.social @shraaamp.bsky.social @mysterymary.bsky.social
Model wearing a denim vest that looks like the top of a pair of jeans
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm trying to be more social but I feel like such an outcast in all my groups both IRL and online.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Two nights in a row I've dreamt about my dad. :( I miss him.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
All the #fandommarket stuff I sent out has been delivered except for one and the tracking has just said it's in transit for ages and I am so worried it's lost. 😭
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Convinced a fan of the queer hockey show to watch ofmd 💖 can't stop won't stop
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey #fandommarket: we did it again. We turned our art into REAL CHANGE. Thank you @immcouncil.org for all you do—we are glad we could support your incredible work! Packages are flying around the world as we speak... and keep an eye on this account for info on next year!
#fandommarket raised
$78,632
for the american immigration council!

178 crafters
9 mods
5 shipping hubs
977 listings
2357 sold items
583 donors
one incredible community!
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Considering making myself a sticker chart to keep on top of chores and self care like I'm a damn toddler. But I need a good incentive as a reward.
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Wretched, Rotten Little Beast 🐰 @doktorgirlfriend.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Add me to the masses shouting out @clairewillett.bsky.social for recommending FreeTaxUSA. $16 e-filing fee for state is worth it to get everything done in, like, 15 minutes.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We need ofmd s3 because I need Hudson to play a cunty little pirate inspired by Stede.
Hudson Williams in a suit with a little floppy bow tie
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hahaha got one Friday 😭😭😭 The worst thing about this is she's gonna have the same teacher next year.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Who was obsessed with weird denim clothes? @tightenupmate.bsky.social ?
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If we can just go the last 8 weeks of school without another message sent home about my kid, that would be great. 😬 I don't know how to tell the teacher that most of my daughter's problems are from her.
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ooooooo got some lovely mail today! My beautiful yarn has arrived! I can't wait to find the perfect project for Jeff the Accountant and The Gentlemen Pirate 💖 and the little extra goody, a bit of Sunshine! 🌞 #fandommarket
Three skeins of yarn. One is blue and pink, the middle is golden yellow, the last is yellow and purple
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Nikki ✌🏻💜🏴‍☠️ @asyouwish311.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For those of you with a Cricut or similar machine, I put the digital download up for the OFMD lanterns! Im still working on instructions, so DM me if you need help! Also im open to feedback! Im new at this 😝 ko-fi.com/s/6babab2584
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OFMD Gentlebeard Lantern SVG - Nikki's Ko-fi Shop
This digital file is to be used with a cutting machine. I used a Cricut Maker 4. You can definitely use other machines, but the instructions might be ...
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Today I realized it's been a while since I did a full ofmd rewatch so I put it on and made it halfway through episode one before I started crying so that's how my day is going.
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We have thirteen people who have not made their pledged donations yet—we just sent an email to all of them! If you have NOT made your donation by April 12, we won't be sending your items... so please do if you haven't! For the nervous nellies among you—invoice # s of missing donations below:
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How absolutely fitting that the ace earrings I won in the #fandommarket arrived today, ace day of visibility! 💖💖 Thank you @greeniezona.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I fucking love Ash Bentley
Screenshot of a YouTube total card. It says "HOT RAT" and there is a person dressed as a sexy rat. The video is titled "I made a rat costume and now it's your problem"
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My #fandommarket items are off to the post office 💖
A canvas bag with various parcels in it
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🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️ @ardnaid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Paging @politestmenace.bsky.social have you seen the new one?!
Connor Storrie in slutty green shorts with a fencing rapier (?)Connor Storrie in slutty green shorts with a fencing rapier (?) and socks up to his knees
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Our Family Our Fight @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
And if you’re wondering… our total for three fundraisers over the last 14 mos is now over $225,000. ART CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
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