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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname

@arcie-lastname.bsky.social
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'arcie' with a hard 'c': ARR-key /ˈɑrki/ 20, she/her(/it/its?) clueless clarinetist, incompetent composer, incondite conlanger "Things would be so different if they were not as they are" — Anna Russell, How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera

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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
happy there will come soft rains day to all who celebrate
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ed Balls
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
did you know if you go to your bsky settings and scroll all the way down there's a bit of 6pt off-white text that says "gullible"
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
sorry y'all I got paid off by the pro-puppygirl industry
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Tetragrammaton YHWH is often translated as "I Am Who I Am". You know who else is who they are? Sam from Green Eggs and Ham. In this essay
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
this but with humanity. to quote nicky case, "if you're going to be proud of stuff you didn't do, but bask in the credit because you're genetically related, just become an ethno-nationalist."
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Can you believe it guys? Armageddon, less than six months away. Armageddon is in six months! Wow! I am so happy about this information. Armageddon! Less than six months away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Armageddon! In less than six months! It got here so fast! Armageddon! Less than six months away!
A screenshot of the opening of a pdf of Ray Bradbury's 1950 short story "There Will Come Soft Rains", with the phrase "Today is August 4, 2026" highlighted.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Man goes to accountant. Says he's down on his luck. Used to be a billionaire. Says he needs to rebuild his fortune from scratch. Accountant says, "Plan is simple. Genius entrepreneur Mark Cuban is in town tonight. Pitch him a business plan. Then you'll be rich." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But...
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 28/12/2025
in my heart t4t yuri will save the world
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 24/12/2025
We gotta ship some more piss to the iss
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 01/09/2024
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
A skeet from “rare body oils” that says:

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 25/11/2025
i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
“Vixi, risi, amavi” —wine aunt Julius Caesar
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
trying to make a silly aesthetic conlang knowing I will never reach the level of whimsy that is “honkbal hoofdklasse”
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
"THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS" in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign logo
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The Chad Mitchell Trio, brought down to date themselves Original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqY5... We didn't know at all We didn't see a thing You can't hold us to blame What could we do? It was a terrible shame But we can't bear the blame Oh no, not us, we didn't know
youtube.com
We Didn't Know
YouTube video by The Mitchell Trio - Topic
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
having too much fun with these
"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE" in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign logo. All these are quoted from '90s car dealership parody advertisement "Big Bill Hell's""YOU CAN KISS MY ASS" in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign logo. All these are quoted from '90s car dealership parody advertisement "Big Bill Hell's""YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED!" in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign logo. All these are quoted from '90s car dealership parody advertisement "Big Bill Hell's""SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS" in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign logo. All these are quoted from '90s car dealership parody advertisement "Big Bill Hell's"
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
FDR became president after having been the running mate on the losing ticket 12 years prior. In this essay, I will explain why Tim Kaine
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
christ without hrt is just cis
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
ok so when you “break the mold” you’re hailed as “an artistic genius” and “pioneering” but when *I* do it I’m “fired for damaging workplace equipment” or “arrested on charges of bioterrorism”
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"Now I am become Gostak, the distimmer of doshes" – Lev Shcherba, inventor of the glokaya kuzdra, after shteckly kurdyaking the bokryonka
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
why so frumious? — the jabberwocker she whifflin on my tulgey wood till it burbled as it came slithy tove gyres worst gimble, asked to leave wabe uffish thinkers be like "this day ain't frabjous", my beamish boy THOU hast slain the jabberwock a second vorpal blade has snicker-snacked the manxome foe
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
if they make the silmarillion into a movie it will be the first to gross 1 silmarillion dollars
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Ed Balls
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/01/2025
Here is the version for your cat.
A space heater facing off against a stuffed bear. They are much too close to one another. Hovering over them is a vast fire entity with the face of a dragon waiting for a fire to spark. The text reads: meow mow mow meow mowmow. mow mow meowmow mow 1 meter. hiss. mow mow, mow, meow, meow, mow, meow. mow meow.
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
fun language fact: you can translate any French word into English and vice versa by applying a few simple substitutions: - vowel with circumflex ↔ vowel + s - word-initial gu ↔ w - word-initial é ↔ s ex: sûr, Guyane, égyptien → susr, Wyane, sgyptien ex: mouse, write, smart → moûe, gurite, émart
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's repost away and prove her wrong everyone!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Those were simpler times.
The English alphabet originally had 22 letters, and a Q could be used to make the sound of G, J, N, and Z.
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Ed Balls
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
fun fact once i am elected goddess-empress of the cosmos i will replace jury duty with yuri duty
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
top 15 EPIC fact about URINE the WOKE LEFT doesn't want YOU to know
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you better
top: picture of Beyoncé with caption "puts out 1 album every 3 years; Media: SHE'S THE GREATEST!!!!"
bottom: picture of John Dowland with caption "Writes TWO HUNDRED pieces for lute; Media: WHO???????" and below that "'Share' if ur sick of media bias against John Dowland (1563-1626)!"
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
y'know, I don't think th- *disappears in a puff of smoke*
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Arcadia "Arcie" Lastname @arcie-lastname.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Ed Balls
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