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Archidave

@archidave.bsky.social
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"Stick-in-the-mud" The Times. "His Influence is spreading" Radio 4. Heritage stuff and rubbish. Views my own, not my employer.

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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd bang the King of Norway
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Euronews @euronews.com · 27/07/2026
In Italy, a structure promoted for years as an "ancient Roman amphitheatre" has turned out to be a fake, constructed recently using modern materials.
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Italian conman jailed for building fake Roman amphitheatre
In Italy, a structure promoted for years as an "ancient Roman amphitheatre" has turned out to be a fake, constructed recently using modern materials.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just a normal day in the Cotswolds
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the FT in 1984: 'Why coal-miners are leaving mining'
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The kids grow up so fast
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Have you checked out my subscription porn site?
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just seen two good looking gays walk up the road from the gym hand-in-hand and part of me thought ‘oh that’s cute’ but most of me thought OMFG HOW SWEATY IS THAT CLASP GOING TO BE?! Just call me an old romantic
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fed up with being constantly surrounded by unrealistic body standards.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ll just sit here until you’re ready. No hury
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just checking to see if her chiggin is ready yet.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Beginning to wonder if the FIFA peace prize means anything at all
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Dangerous precedents are being set
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Nigel 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No one needs the Virushits…
A screen shot from BBC News with a headline “British passengers flying home from virushit ship”.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just rude
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hello, I’m collecting donations for deprived children. Can I count on you to help with some chicken?
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Rythem
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Feeling a little flat after Saturday night?
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saturday night in my 20s was getting drunk and puking in the street. Saturday night in my 50s appears to be stepping on a dead rat in bare feet and getting bitten by a fox. I’ve had a rock and roll life.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
7th May 1935 for those who celebrate
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He must have sat for this for hours, but no one thought to tell him his flys were open
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Still my favourite painting in the National Gallery
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
‘I didn’t think dragons would eat *my* face’ says woman who voted for the Dragons Eat Your Face party
Detail of an oil painting of a dragon eating the face of some naked guy.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me after three hours enduring French school parties at the National Gallery
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So, turns out it’s against the law of the National Gallery to cross their threshold with a tripod regardless if you’re putting it in a locker. Flounced out and went to the other door with it hidden under my coat AND I’M IN!! BE GAY DO CRIMES!
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Bored coach selfie
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Holy shit. What’s happened to train prices. Can’t get a ticket to London for less than £170 for an off peak day return. Coach is £30. I thought selling singles was supposed to bring the prices down, but now they’re the same price as a return again.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cubs!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
People say I'm immature butt I disagree
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Visitor popped round unexpectedly early this morning.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How thick do you want your baby sliced?
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@panistroglodyte.bsky.social yay! Where have you been?
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The exact moment that the international chocolate cartels conspired to each “independently” make this year’s Easter eggs slightly squashed in form, but twice the price.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pasta Cibo per Cani for the garden tenants tonight. Parmesan rind was carried off and buried for laters.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#metoo
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thomas gets taken to a black ops site
A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag
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Gaz @rycbar39.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Check out this beautiful tribute created by the BBC that took place on Monday 30 March 2026, using 950 drones, and was broadcast on BBC One Northern Ireland on Thursday 2 April at 8pm — the same time and date the Titanic set sail from Belfast in 1912.
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Pascal Jacquemain @jacquep.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Breaking: Addressing the US Congress, Charles will declare the United States a failed experiment. He will announce that all 50 states will become a British colony until such time as a sensible regime can be formed and replace the current MAGA administration.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I know which Facebook post’s comments I’ll be reading with delight later.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Badger-baiting should be illegal. It’s not right tricking the little guys into wanking on cam for you and posting it online.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Apparently flights aren’t delayed any more, they’re just ‘estimated’
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What I intend to do with line management when I get back
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
NUNS N BUNS!
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Flippin hipster horses with their fancy moustaches
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yum. These’ll roast nicely.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m irked that a Southern Railway Bullied spamcan would have been seen so far north as Lincoln.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I should call him.
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Archidave @archidave.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Can anyone explain why more apricots cost less than fewer apricots?
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