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Archarzel

@archarzel.bsky.social
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 3h
Same. 100%
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 4h
The only way is through. ...sure sucks shit tho.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 4h
Stegosaurus is in heavy Gatorade.
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Tactical Hug
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 4h
Got lucky and caught the vinyl release on Bandcamp. One of the best purchases I've ever made.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 12h
Definitely counting my backhanded blessings today. Shit sucks.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 12h
Cool. Truck ate the serpentine belt.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 16h
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Red Rotating Alarm Light with Person Silhouette
ALT: Red Rotating Alarm Light with Person Silhouette
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The Merry Mushmen @themerrymushmen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Winter and the Wolf Princess live now on Kickstarter. Pledge now! (or be damned for ever) (and ever). www.kickstarter.com/projects/xno...
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Coming soon: Winter and the Wolf Princess
An adventure playable with Old School Essentials and any other derivative of the classic Dragon game
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 06/07/2025
If you’re having comics problems I feel bad for you son, I got 22 panels and they work, every one
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Highbrow.
Two characters sit at a diner drinking coffee. One is pointing and says "so I say to the guy, "you bet your sweet ass I watched My Dinner with Andre- and I think fuckin' EVERYONE should!"
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had soy, leftover sweet and sour, and some bonito furikake to make a silly little sample bowl You know. Just to make sure the batch worked.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Pudgy Penguin: Relief Phew!
ALT: Pudgy Penguin: Relief Phew!
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Does mass pour favour."
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John Wayne
ALT: John Wayne
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." — Mitch Hedberg.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life in a diminished state. No more porches in autumn, no more loves of my life. Just loneliness in isolation. Still, somewhere to be; Somewhere to wait while I wither.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope to someday, but for now the books will have to do lol.
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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Attention Armed Forces and Internal Security: An All-Points Bulletin has been issued for the arrest or vaporization of the Traitor Robin Bobcat. Extreme prejudice is advised.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dry cabin life is literally running out of clean spoons.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remembering the rush of scoring my first hand-me-down black and white tv as a kid. Sat on a milk crate and wired with bent coax and foil into the broken antenna to play Atari or Nintendo.. Sneakily watching late-night standup or the 2am movie on the weekends.. That's what dreams were made of then
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know it's somewhat sacrilegious to say, but when the strip artists talk about their syndicate deals, most of them genuinely seem pretty happy about it. Editor, agent, sales, accounting, all rolled up and you just do the fucking work? Yeah. I can see why they fought to get in.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frankenstein. OG B&W Frankenstein. Followed immediately by the twilight zone episode with Agnes Moorehead and the tiny aliens.
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JenTheTracy @jenthetracy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The flock cameras are awful but so are your ring doorbells, narcs.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gotta get the embroidery machine set up and start making "Fuck it, we Cube." patches.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so fucking glad I left this company's bullshit behind me more than a decade ago. Cardboard Crack is Whack.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last unicorn
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times? (Only by technicality, Adventures of Mark Twain had a limited release slightly before my birth)
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Lastunicorn Drinking
ALT: Lastunicorn Drinking
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some martial arts
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Jackie Chan Drunken Master
ALT: Jackie Chan Drunken Master
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a good fucking question.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may as well be both now, but it's a band.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#potionheroes #comics #cartoon
A pencil sketch of a potion hero saying "Y'know, I think some of you are using "Sketch" wrong."
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*taps the sign* 👇
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least a dozen zombie movies start like this and that's before I start talking about the decade we're standing in.
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Liz. 508 [Loop Detected] @grief-enduring.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Half the posts are going full end of world. Half the posts are saying there's nothing to worry about. All I know is I can't go thru that again. Not now. Not like this. I can't be locked in, I won't survive it. And that's before we even take the illness into consideration.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You may ask yourself: What is that beautiful house? You may ask yourself: Where does that highway go to? And you may ask yourself: Am I right, am I wrong? And you may say to yourself: My God...
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Chris Hopper Accessibility Consulting @chrishopper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke up. Fixed the tractor. Read the news. Chose violence. My Luddite phase grows stronger every time I stop and look past my little patch of dirt.
Tweet from Tom Scocca which reads "The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now."
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shit. Your old one is ready to run BTW, sorry that isn't the greatest answer, but it is functional and with the AIO replaced now it should be okay.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting that we can identify certain artistic intentions by the era a piece was created in Though the skill and subject could come from any time between the civil war and today; this was a 1989 painting- and that is CLEARLY intended to be Tom Sawyer down there. Künstler's "The Glorious Fourth"
A patriotic painting, presumably depicting a civil war era fourth of July celebration. South of center stands a shoeless boy facing away from us in pants with rolled cuffs and held up by suspenders. He is also wearing a straw hat.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Highly recommended. It's as much history, and philosophy as it is a collection of art. I'm going to have to make the pilgrimage to the museum.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know that exact set. Your grandfather ALSO had good taste in tools that would last.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We make our best work when we don't know the rules and no one has told us it's impossible. "Art is whatever you can get away with." -Andy Warhol.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was part of the Endless September. It was like colonizing a new planet in a pulp sci-fi novel. Endless vistas in terrifying arrays of possibility. Ai is a form of cancer. It should be studied and cured; not celebrated.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone I knew, old and young, was HYPED about the Internet and what it could do. These revisionist assholes will truly reach for anything to prop up their plagiarism machine.
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BEHOLD! These wonderfully whimsical hand printed tea towels are only available for a very limited time Get it a vibrantly unique, handmade #TTRPG item that is both functional and delightful, PLUS supports two indie shops (and many cats) at the same time That's you being a responsible adult!
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've held tightly to one of Dad's drafting compasses for years and now have his drafting table and all it's drawers full of tools. It's overwhelming in all the best ways.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh yeah. This book(s) is a fucking masterclass and I wouldn't regret buying it even if it bankrupted me.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Life director: put 10 folks who never done mail before in front of them at the post office"
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nein. Just... Nein.
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Archarzel @archarzel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A loft brace that reads "22 1/8"
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