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Theodore K. Mullins

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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve been reading Lonesome Dove and it keeps eating at me that I didn’t find this book when my dad was alive and speaking. I wish I could ask him if he had read it, it’s absolutely one that he would have enjoyed.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The intro for The Shining is so fucking good.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DODGERS WIN BAYBEEE WE LOVE IT
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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♠️ghøst🤍 - VGen OPEN @i-am-your-ghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is time!
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hugs 🫂🫂🫂
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You ever fart a fart and you’re equal parts “man, I’m glad no one heard that” but also “dang, that deserved more recognition”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things I keep thinking about with the Cornell discussion is how many people saw those messages and chose not participate but also not say a goddamn thing to stop what was happening either.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s the one that prompted my post 😅😅
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel a special camaraderie with the preschool parents that drop off late with me. It’s always like 4 of us zooming in, looking harassed and guilty for being a couple minutes late to drop off.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One deer hunting trip with my dad and brother, we came across fresh tracks and scratches in a tree. I remember feeling very unsettled until we decided that maybe we did not actually want to see a mountain lion that day 😅 there’s a good chance she saw us though.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SAME! I think he handled it better than I did lol
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He has! He handled it pretty well. We also recently watched Project Hail Mary, that one affected him hard and I felt very guilty.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s 10 and watching The Wild Robot was an emotional ride for him 😅😅
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💀💀💀💀
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooh your hair looks so good!! 🤩🤩
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uhhhhh, we might have made a mistake. This might be darker than I remember…
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting FMA: Brotherhood with the Goose!!
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same, I can respect a clever imitation. This one is just funny in a different way
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite transformer. Bee Warrior.
Picture of a toy box, a knock off version of transformers. Bee Warrior. It’s a yellow VW beetle that transforms.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CONGRATULATIONS!! Welcome to parenthood! It’s equal parts challenge and adventure. I wish you all the love and cuddles possible and the most minimal of pee and poop messes throughout.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cancel Cornell
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking hate Hulu.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously! I’m not sure how old it is but it’s still a beast.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I found the charger!! I literally don’t think this thing has been charged in 10+ years. I have no idea how it’s still working.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The goose found my Nintendo DS and it had battery?? And he’s been playing it for a few days?!
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Jennifer Cheek @jennifercheek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A special Friday night @dndpodcast.bsky.social……DMed by @nikahoward.bsky.social??? It’s more likely than you think! Live now at twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too soon 😔😔😔
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Goose is almost 5 ft tall. He’s 4’11 AND 3/4?! (151 cm for the rest of youse) Wtf.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ralph Wiggum: HA HA I'M IN DANGER Meme
Alt: Ralph Wiggum, smiling and sitting at the back of the school bus. Text reads: HA HA I'M IN DANGER
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bought a pack of Kleenex at Costco last week so obviously it’s my fault everyone is sick. I called this illness to our house.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In a house full of sick people, I am the last one standing. 🧍🏽‍♀️
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If there’s only two genders then explain why I immediately open a beer when I start up the grill?! YEAH EXACTLY
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta keep your toes hairy or someone might surprise suck them.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reasons I say I’m bi: It took me many years to accept the label, I fought myself on my sexuality and being able say it out loud. Pansexual just sounds funny to me. I’m sorry I have the maturity of a teenager but it sounds like I’m horny for cookware. The Bi Flag is cuter than the Pan flag
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the fuck man.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I miss my dad.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To whoever decided that advertising food storage should be done as “____ piece set”, Fuck you for bloating your numbers by counting the lids.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Either Fred or the Goose keeps whistling while sleeping and it’s freaking me out. I’m in the living room and periodically i hear a short whistle. I don’t want to investigate because what if they’ve been eaten by a whistle demon and it’s a trap? The lights and the cats are out here where it’s safe.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobody will remember: -Your job -How busy you were -How many hours you worked. People will remember: -Fun shark facts you taught them. Here’s my favorite: Greenland sharks, which can live to be over 400 years old, eat (probably scavenging) polar bears and reindeer.
Photo of a Greenland shark by Doug Perrine
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know it’s not the same but when everything was going down last month with my dad, I would be “fine” and then suddenly the slightest inconvenience would feel exponentially worse. I’m sorry Axton isn’t doing well. I hope he’s better soon. I hope everything gets better soon. Sending you hugs.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I did not want to come to the gym today but I am at the gym today.
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Jeb Bush: Please Clap
Alt: Jeb Bush tilting his head. Text reads: Please Clap
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not to brag but both my MLB and MiLB teams made the playoffs 💅🏽💅🏽
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching Physical 100: Mexico while stuffing our faces with Alfredo, and pasta, and sausage.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear @ipiercebrown.bsky.social 😭💔😡you know what you did😡💔😭
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Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly
Alt: Man flips desk in front of him.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished Lightbringer and I need someone to scream about it with.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t think the little guitar riff in Wheel in the Sky gets enough acknowledgment.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you think when middle earth elves fuck they get real freaky with it? Or maybe tantric? Or just missionary and done?
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