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Theodore K. Mullins

@arcanevice.bsky.social
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look at this cool kid. The coolest kid you’ll meet. He’s raising funds and running his little tuchis off tomorrow at school. Last day to spend money on my kid and not yours or yourself!
Blue/green/purple space background. School, money bag, and prayer hands emojis on the left. Aligned vertically. On the right is all three running emojis, duplicated and running in a line. In the middle is the coolest kid in his 60s out for spirit week. QR code that links to the donation page for my sons school.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, everyone’s favorite transformer. Bee Warrior.
Picture of a toy box, a knock off version of transformers. Bee Warrior. It’s a yellow VW beetle that transforms.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The most pretentious cup of coffee I’ve ever made. It’s pretty good.
Picture of a kitchen counter. A white digital scale, a 600mL Pyrex beaker, a white ceramic and glass pour over contraption, a compostable coffee filter filled with coffee grounds. A metal goose neck tea kettle pours water onto the whole thing. In the background there’s assorted kitchen stuff.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They all look like this to me
Screenshot of a Google images search. The search bar reads “kids toy play heels”. There’s six images but the bottom two are cut off. There are pink heels, purple, and white. All with little puff balls and flowers at the center. They look juvenile BECAUSE KITTEN HEELS ARE TOYS
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tonight’s comfort food. Sliced chicken thigh tossed in a Ginger-Scallion-Garlic oil. Topped with chopped cilantro. White rice on the bottom and chicken juices drizzled in. Unseen is the crunchy garlic oil I threw on top. And generous dashes of salt.
A white bowl containing sliced chicken thigh, tossed with chopped cilantro.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Too lazy to hold my hairdryer.
My big ass head with dark curly hair. Half is held up by a watermelon clip. A hairdryer with a diffuser is balanced on the back of my head while I’m looking down.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Food crimes
An open container of deviled egg potato salad with a fork above it. On the food is both potato salad and a hot Cheeto.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a weird question to have while registering for an urgent care appointment
Screenshot of a webpage. It has information of the progress of my registration at the top. The question and answer options read as: LIV by WellNow offers a GLP-1 prescription that can help you lose weight and build a healthy lifestyle.
Want more info about LIV by WellNow?
Yes, I'd like to discuss it with my provider during my upcoming visit
Yes, but not right now. Please follow up with me at a later date
No, I'm not interested at this time
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yeah boiiii
Orange background. Yellow flame in the middle. A cartoon owl wearing sunglasses does a superhero pose in front of the flame. Text reads: Duolingo. 100 day streak. @arcanevice. May 29, 2026
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Bathroom selfie tour for my lovely love @twatts-up.bsky.social Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes and hellllloooo 37!
Me in a white t-shirt dress and a tan belt. Curly hair half up. Gold hoop earrings and red lipstick. A nice, modern white bathroom with dark wood trim is the background.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Image of my left hand over a colorful laptop keyboards my thumb is tuck under and touching the shift key. My middle finger rests on the W key.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Instagram has been reading my skeets because this came up tonight
White background with black text that reads: One minute you're 17 years old, in your car, silently crying to Dashboard Confessional.
The next minute you're 37 years old, in your car, silently crying to Dashboard Confessional.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In case I forget, the microSD cards are currently being stored in the @cantripcandles.bsky.social matchbox. On the bookshelf, in my room.
A red matchbook lays open with some matches and two microSD cards inside. The matchbook has gold letting and a gold beast. The text reads: “22 ways to summon fire elementals. Written by Nellery Stormshade.”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Went through two… of many in this house
Image of two clear storage boxes filled with odds and ends. There’s various colored cables, and pens and highlighters. A lightbulb, a card and many other random junk items that I don’t know by I keep but I will also not be tossing away today.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Best pull so far
Screenshot of Wiki TCG. Blue ordered card. Top reads: SR THE RUGRATS MOVIE

Card description: The Rugrats Movie is a 1998 American animated comedy film based on the Nickelodeon animated television series Rugrats produced by Klasky Cupo. It was directed by Igor Kovalyov and Norton Virgien and was written by David N. We...

Card ATK: 6326. Card DEF:  4234

Very bottom text: Content is available under CC BY-SA 4.0/ Wikipedia authors. All content including images belongs to respective Wikipedia authors.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Capitalism has jumped the shark.
Screenshot from dalstrong.com

“The Lord of the Rings Edition Pizza Wheel” priced at $199.00.

It’s a silver pizza wheel with a black embellished handle and gold accents. The wheel is etched with elvish script like the One Ring from LotR.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’ve got a hot glue gun and a dream.
Pictured is a top down view of an open,
booger green storage box. Inside and on the left are Christmas ornaments lined up and divided with cardboard. To the right are individually boxed Hallmark Christmas ornaments.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The plume of steam by the hood shows the first show. At worst, his danger was getting his foot run over. He was clear of the car. He had time to get out of the way if his training wasn’t “shoot first” ICE agents should not have guns. They shouldn’t exist at all but at the very least, no guns.
A screenshot from the murder in Minneapolis. It’s snowy outside, there’s a dark red Honda Pilot SUV with bumper stickers. Two imbeciles stand by the car. One with his hands in the driver’s window. The other to the left of the hood of the car. His body is clear of the car. The foot beside the left wheel. There’s a red circle showing the placement of his foot. There’s also an emoji arrow point to the hood of the car. It’s pointing out steam from the heat of the first shot.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas cookies were eventually accomplished.
An assortment of sugar and gingerbread cookies in various shapes. Tree. Star. Gingerbread man. 

They’ve been decorated with frosting. Colors red, white, green, blue.

They do not look professionally done.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
⚠️ NYT CONNECTIONS SPOILER⚠️ DAMNIT NYT SOMETIMES THE PURPLES ARE JUST DUMB.
Cropped screenshot from NYT connections game.  A purple rectangle. In bold font it reads: ways to vocalize musically plus a letter.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Scammers are evolving.
Cropped text message screenshot. There’s a random unsaved number. The text on the screen reads: What's your plan for tomorrow?

The remaining text is from the phone spam filter: 
If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.
Report Spam
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You’re gonna tell me this girl grew up and married a MAN?!
Picture of me when I was young. I’m in a collared red jersey with white font and black flames on the sleeves. I’m holding a red soccer ball on my hip. My hair is slicked back in a bun. In the far background are the tops of evergreen trees.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Caturday.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Send help.
A huge messy pile of colorful kids toys and baskets and plastic totes.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I broke a drill bit off into the wood while making a shelf for the cats. It’s stuck in pretty good. Is this just an expensive wood screw now?
Image of a portion of a DIY wooden shelf. The left is a wood screw properly screwed in. On the right is a smaller hole that contains the broken drill bit. On top are dark blue boxes that contain other drill bits.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠
A bowl of microwave noodles. The inside is deep black. The puck of noodles is also black. Sitting on my messy glass stove top.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Tortured and ignored my cat to get this video of him trying to get my attention.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Is this animal cruelty?
Image of a cat watching a live stream of a chipmunk on TV.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
For @aguinnessplease.bsky.social’s eyes only because I can’t message pictures on BS apparently
Tumblr post on a background with someone running in a field. The text reads: not-the-real-norbert-hofer:
one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer mid sentence with squinting eyes and bared teeth.Screenshot from the Simpsons. Grandpa Simpsons with a wooden mallet and stake. Glaring to the side as Marge stands behind him in the doorway. Screenshot from the Simpsons. Bart has transformed into a bat. The bat’s head is in the shape of Bart’s head. The background is a bedroom with a vanity, a bed, and a broken window. There is broken glass on the floor.Screenshot from the Simpsons. Lisa Simpsons holds a wooden mallet and stake. She’s mid sentence with her mouth open. Her eyes are half closed.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
mybooster.com/v3/dash/tEpt... The Goose’s school is so close to their goal of 20k. Their aim is for indoor play equipment and technology for the classrooms. Considering donating or sharing!
A cropped screenshot from Facebook and an email. Text reads: We're at 92%, bringing in $17,916... were SO CLOSE to our goal! One more night to finish off strong!

Thursday, October 2nd
Dear Sherman Families,
Message below is from our PTO with regard to the "Fun Run" that will happen tomorrow...Friday, October 3rd at school. Please take a look!
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’ve been making egg bites for breakfast for the Goose now that school has started again. I just need someone to appreciate how perfect these came out. Ham, cheese, and spinach egg bites.
Two egg bites with spots of spinach on the surface and melted cheese on top. They’re perfect molds of the cupcake tin they were baked in. They’re sitting a top my black stove top, on a small white plate.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
At the Spirit Room and missing Geeklycon @thepatedwards.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @nikahoward.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social @jennifercheek.bsky.social @atilano.bsky.social @neocobalt.bsky.social @bigsexyyaknow.bsky.social @punk1290.bsky.social and countless more 💔
Panoramic shot of an eclectic bar. There’s a huge elephant head, a creepy Victorian doll, a paper mache Charlie Chaplin head, alligator head with sunglasses, and so much more.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, @fredgreenleaf.bsky.social.
Picture of me and my husband Fred, smiling at each other. We’re outside and the background has bushes and a tree.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Toe beans.
Long haired tabby cat asleep and laying on a dark blue console table. His rear legs over hang and you can see his cute little toe beans.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I got a popsicle mold from Aldi that is egg shaped and the handle is a Dino tail while the supporting middle stick is the rest of the Dino 10/10 wish I had bought more than one set.
Cropped screenshot of Dino egg popsicle mold. The outside is a white and blue speckled silicone mold. It’s a set of four and they are shaped like eggs. The handle and supporting middle stick is a dinosaur with a long tail. They are in various shades of green. 

Item description reads: Crofrom Freeze Pop Tray, Dinosaur. Out of stock.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Three different pictures of a toddler with a grumpy face in different poses. One picture says “congrats”, another says “happy for you”, the last says “nice”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Of all the things going on with my dad’s illness, somehow my brother’s post to re-home my dad’s boots has been the most heart crushing.
Screenshot from Facebook. Images of brown hiking boots, up to the ankle, yellow font and dotted yellow and black laces. Text reads: They're just boots but l've been dragging my feet (pun intended!) on giving them away. They've been in my guest room almost two years now, getting moved around but never moved out. I've come to terms that there is no realistic expectation that my dad will ever use them again and I'd rather they go to someone that will wear them out to the wild places where I spent the most time with him.
My dad was very picky about his boots so they come well recommended
I had held on to them in uncharacteristic optimism, hoping he'd get back to the point we could at least do the Loop or some similarly light hike but that is highly unlikely.
So, free to a good home that expects to use them as hiking boots.
Size 10, Sketchers waterproof, insulated boots. Tread is basically brand new. Only worn once or twice.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Would you still love me if I wore a full body mosquito net?
Image of a man wearing a hat, white shirt, khaki bangs and brown hiking shoes. Covering his whole body and attire is a body suit net.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR THE GOOSE, YAYAYAYA
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Pillow cat.
Black cat sleeping curled up, sleeping, with his head upside down.Black cat laying down, head upside down, with his eyes open.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Dying at the idea of some gas lighting ass cheater being like “I didn’t cheat! I got bit by a Syphillis mosquito!”
Cropped screenshot from Google. Address bar says Google.com. Text reads “Can STDs be transmitted by mosquitoes?”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hello from home
Woman giving the peace sign. She’s curled up on a tan couch, wearing a Star Wars shirt and a kindle lays beside her.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Happiest of Birthdays to my darling friend @twatts-up.bsky.social You’re my favorite and you make the world better.
Pretty woman with bangs, glasses, and a flower in her hair smiles at the camera.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Came across this one tonight
Still of Jafar, the bad guy from Aladdin. Text on top reads “Every time one of yall say “Labubu” this is what I think of”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This big, fluffy, needy bastard.
Fluffy tabby cat lying on a paisley bed comforter. His left paw is out stretched before him.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I feel that this is scientifically accurate.
Screenshot of a personality test, it reads: 
GOLF CART
DRIVER LICENSE
SIGNATURE
goLfcart
GREEN FLAGS
• makes everything fun
• thrives in chaos
• jack-of-all-trades
• instantly approachable
always has 20+ tabs open
frequents thrift stores
*gets spacey mid sentence*
bakes/cooks with substitutes
probably has hand-foot-mouth
HEIGHT 6FT8 IN
FAVORITE MOW PATTERN STRIPES
RED FLAGS
" memory of a goldfish
• hella commitment issues
• doesn't know how to show compassion
BEST FRIENDS
CAR CRASH
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The skippiest rock I’ve seen.
My hand holding a reddish rock at an angle so you can see how flat it is Me holding a reddish rock, face on so you can see how round it is.
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Little girl saying “we’re his goddamn kids too”
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Screenshot of @solventbubbles’ bluesky account with the message “block account?” At the bottom.
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