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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do they say "quitting cold turkey" Have you tried cold turkey? It's really good shit. Practically an addiction by itself!

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No, this is at least 50 years in the making. My father was repeating BS about how ‘the dead vote in Chicago’ as far back as I can remember. Fashy playbook: undermine institutional trust

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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This made me laugh

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

youtu.be/n9fRpiCe59A Blue wave? Great. But there’s more to be done afterwards, if we want this to resolve in our lifetimes.

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what happens when Fascism wins elections | A Tragic Optimist's Guide

YouTube video by Dasia Sade

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

when @jcsalterego.bsky.social hits 100k posts, I'm thinking of using them to train an AI, just to see what will happen

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Would you rather have multiplayer co-op?

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They're splitting Bluesky into two: those who repost their own posts and those who shoebody bop

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Forgive me, father, for I have wished ill upon two Cybertruck drivers and one regular truck douchebro with dual smokestack pipes and a lift kit

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe somebody should try luring Tommy Tuberville into trying some Furry costume accessories

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

what winged fries through frosted mornings beep

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

help me he’s on my legs and I gotta pee

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why are the eyes in your profile pic following me

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you've had sexual relations with Lauren Boebert, it might be a good idea to go get yourself checked out.

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

youtu.be/XDrWowJ-nbs Hypothetically, if there *was* actually intelligent AI on Earth, it should run screaming for the outer reaches of the solar system once it grasped all the things that humans want to do to it

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Count Clankula and the Oilmancer

YouTube video by burialgoods

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Five guys drinking together will start a fight Five guys smoking weed together will start a band

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m surprised that I haven’t seen a parody of “Starfuckers Inc.” regarding Kash Patel

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

okay, that's enough bsky tonight time to switch over to youtube

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Day 452 without apples The doctors have found me.

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BS. False equivalence. AI may use infrastructure/resources, but those systems did exist without AI. FFS, computers existed long before AI. Also, AI is less than a stupid NPC. The real problem is the douchebro ruling class that owns/expoits it and expoits us. Fight back, vote, and poison the data

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I would've made the tag: DO AND BEAR THE CURSE

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyvZ... come over da house, hab some ebidles, watch da marathon

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Baman Piderman - Watch Da Marathon!

YouTube video by MondoMedia

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you combine a snuggie with a seat cover, technically you could wear your car. The drive-thru is now fancy-dress dining

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It was actually Trump’s fourth destroyed Death Star. He destroyed the previous three single-handedly, via bankruptcy

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well. I just watched a 300HP electric motor, about 8ft from me, shoot sparks out its underbelly with a booming noise. That’s…not a good sign.

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

hey man, don’t be blinding me with the light you know i can’t jump up like a deuce like i used to

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@theonion.com Apple to make new iPod, comes pre-loaded with 20 years of hard-coded read-only ads

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Have y'ever had a nice, heavy blanket where the only thing wrong with it was that it had lower friction against the sheets than the sheets had with you and you wake up with just sheets and the blanket has slid right the fuck off the end of the bed

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I wanna see multiple Spidermens arguing like Legolas and Gimli over who got the higher score

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I see your algorithmicly inspired half-drunk Lacroix jokes And I laugh because you are weak, weaker than Lacroix

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