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Arcane Dendroglyph

@arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social
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Wrangler of angry pixies. Suffering from destinesia.

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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
turning me every which way but
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
help me he’s on my legs and I gotta pee
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Found this gem in a drawer. Source unknown.
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@musicologyduck.bsky.social maybe she was thinking of Fierce Creatures
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cracked open one of these when I heard about Lindsey.
Blithering Idiot barleywine - photo not mine
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very useful indeed.
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They wait in darkness
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I first read that as #OrcAgenda.
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
All human beings? Even the nasty ones? Even the ones with "Bird is the Word" stuck in their heads? That's kinda a mixed bag. I'll take my transcendent feelings with a set of narrowband filters, thanks.
BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ken should run off with Marilyn Monrawr
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"libertarian" "community"
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
C-C-C-CASHEWS
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Is he a man made of sweater?
Or is he a sweater made of man?
He does not know.
He screams.
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This is a real ad I just got on Youtube. There is clearly no pianos shown. I can't decide if it is actually for lawn care or flute servicing. #nsfw #wtf #fuckai
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“Hm, my Uber Eats is really running late.”
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’ve been waiting to use this one
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"We can't respond to that request. Try something else!"
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