Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This was also sorta used in Cloudpunk 020
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sweep them up into a pile and pop it in. Oooo fuck yeah, an extra salty little shot with the greasier little bits that fell out, just to finish it off. Savor that. Quit cold turkey?! Fuck you, I ain't never quitting cold turkey. I'll take all the cold turkey. 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now, if you're like me, you'll have probably two such sandwitches. Don't get carried away, you gotta pace yourself with turkey. Now there's the crumbs; bread crumbs, little bits of turkey that fell out, especially the breast meat and drumstick meat, and some salt that didn't stick. 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ho-ho! Now that's a sandwitch! Yumyumyumyumyumyum Whoops! What's that? A little bit of gristle. That's okay, you'll have that. Pick it out of your teeth, set it aside. Not too close to the turkey crumbs, you don't want to do double jeopardy with the gristle. Keep on Yummin' with the sandwitch. 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pinch it off the bones, pile it onto some bread, dust it with some salt...and if it's been in the fridge for a bit and gotten a bit dry, add some mayo. Not too much; you don't want your cold turkey making an escape when you bite down. Maybe some mustard, it depends. Maybe some cheese. 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Quitting cold turkey?! Fuck no! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 quit cold turkey! That leaves more cold turkey for me! 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why do they say "quitting cold turkey" Have you tried cold turkey? It's really good shit. Practically an addiction by itself! 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026No, this is at least 50 years in the making. My father was repeating BS about how ‘the dead vote in Chicago’ as far back as I can remember. Fashy playbook: undermine institutional trust 000
Reposted by Arcane DendroglyphJoe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This made me laugh 95121002267
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026youtu.be/n9fRpiCe59A Blue wave? Great. But there’s more to be done afterwards, if we want this to resolve in our lifetimes.youtu.bewhat happens when Fascism wins elections | A Tragic Optimist's GuideYouTube video by Dasia Sade 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when @jcsalterego.bsky.social hits 100k posts, I'm thinking of using them to train an AI, just to see what will happen 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026try harder, post something so cringe SETI can hear it 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm gonna have to start doubting you, Jerry; scanning your posts, I'm barely getting any cringe signal level above the bluesky noise floor 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026move forward in history, it radically changes ancient religion's 'burnt offerings' 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Narrator: You contract HPV; the Finns remain unimpressed 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Would you rather have multiplayer co-op? 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026whatever floats your boat i'm just here to sass and quip and have fun and maybe find a handful of individuals worth interacting with 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh, just some sophomoric math nonsense about fractions, repeating decimals, and broken logic by someone who hadn't reached the chapter about limits. (This was waaaay back, like BBS on dialup days) 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They're splitting Bluesky into two: those who repost their own posts and those who shoebody bop 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOm...youtube.comGildedguy vs Oxob (Story #6)YouTube video by Gildedguy 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Forgive me, father, for I have wished ill upon two Cybertruck drivers and one regular truck douchebro with dual smokestack pipes and a lift kit 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And if you get a big enough pickle, slice it down the middle and you don’t need a bun 010
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(checking the Time Machine for no reason) huh. it’s like there was almost a paradox, but it then it wasn’t … I better check the electric bill 010
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe somebody should try luring Tommy Tuberville into trying some Furry costume accessories 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/CwogY...youtube.comFarmers are getting mad enough to say the quiet part out loud…YouTube video by Farming While Beige 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what winged fries through frosted mornings beep 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Could I separately subscribe to a video stream of the results with a laugh track 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 30/09/20262001 Space Odyssey theme starts playing 001
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I miss when the worst thing conservatives would do was litter because they saw an ad asking them not to. 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In this instance, I recommend that you keep your innocence, Mr. Shive. 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026imagine an episode of xfiles where mulder and scully try headlamps for the first time and keep blinding each other so much the monster sneaks around them for an hour and they never see it 050
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026daniel radcliffe could then play mr. scratch 020
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As much as I like EY's HP:MOR (and a few other things), I can't help but think that a) he's a snob, however justified, and b) he is eventually going to encounter and lose badly to something measurably dumber than himself, and he will never recover from it EY's nemesis isn't GladOS, it's Wheatley 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the janitors stay at the edge of the jubilant crowd, eyeing you suspiciously as you wave your (now wet) plunger over your head you have likely made an enemy for life and made some side missions inaccessible 010
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i'm imagining you and @jcsalterego.bsky.social being shipwrecked together on that island the cameras will capture everything 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cool dads wear a vest lower r value 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's because mr. snuffleupagus is an emotional vampire and has hoovered up every crumb when he comes creeping at midnight 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's gonna be horrible and awesome when they finally snap 000
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026real elves would be prodigious users of CBD b/c nobody believes they're real, they can't get prescriptions and humans keep cutting down trees and shit so the elves are locked in an anxiety spiral 100
Arcane Dendroglyph @arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/XFGIE... If you're the kind who asks this, examine why you're askingyoutube.comI Don't Like Answering This Question #furry #vrchatYouTube video by Sam Maxis 000
