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Aram Sarkisian

@aramsark.bsky.social
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Historian of U.S. working-class religion. Author of "Orthodoxy on the Line" (NYU Press, 2025). He/Him. Music is the best. M Go Blue 🏆

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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 11h
Pro-Columbus Day discourse is the kind of thing that makes one hasten to abolish the internet.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A good summation of David Brooks and "civility" politics generally: no one on the right-wing can ever be described honestly, while everyone who isn't on the right-wing is always portrayed as a radical breaking cherished norms.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Must have been the most incredible feeling to realize there's no one in purple within five yards of the line between you and the win.
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who tried to take this mfer to a disco?
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Personal: Married to author/New Yorker staff writer Louisa Thomas. Has two children. Former
NFL (American) football player. Recipient of Campbell Trophy (academic Heisman)
and Sullivan Award (nation’s top amateur athlete). Plays chess (poorly).
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Matt Stahl @mattstahl97.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW: The early weeks of the college football season have gotten dangerously hot, and the heat is lasting longer. Shortened games, a band member dead, hundreds of medical calls. With the season moving up, it's a huge problem. And there's not an easy fix www.al.com/sec/2026/10/...
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College football has a heat problem. There’s no easy solution
The early weeks of college football season are hotter than ever. Can anything be done to help players and fans?
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear, I was at a Michigan game in the late 90s where they dipped the plane almost into the bowl as it passed over the first scoreboard. This stuff is freaky and loud and unnecessary militarization and schools don’t have to do it!
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This seems right.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
his vindictiveness towards the White Whale might have possibly extended itself in some degree to all sperm whales
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt should now be forced to take responsibility for the tyranny of goal posts, just as Michigan has had to answer for the very concept of time.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is true for college football, and also every institution in the country.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ieyasu-kun promotes Aichi Prefecture's historical spots. He wears golden armour, but he likes peace. He is slow and steady but occasionally gets excited when something good happens.
A mascot wearing golden armour stands on a red-carpeted stage in front of a screen.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 27/09/2026
In all seriousness, Michigan had like a dozen chances here, there, and everywhere to put that game away, and when they didn't, well sometimes, that's the result. This game wasn't lost on the last play or last drive, it was a Jenga tower that finally collapsed.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KNOXVILLE FOREVER
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Towns McGough Goes to Town. Towns McGough Goes to Town. Towns McGough Goes to Town.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THEY PUT THE DOLLY BUTTERFLY ON SMOKEY FOR GAMEDAY IM CRY
Smokey XII with a Dolly butterfly bandana
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another thing: At some point we decided US youth sports were not civic recreational and/or public school programming but rather a for-profit grift lining the pockets of travel sports companies. And at what cost for pressured, tired, and over-traveled kids?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@anamariecox.com called this 27 years ago www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...
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Ana Marie Cox -- Why We Should Get Rid of the White House Press Corps
Too often, the White House briefing room is where news goes to die.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really wish I could pinpoint into words the kind of internal fury and resentment I still carry about the total collapse of the academic humanities. Most days I don't think about it at all. But sometimes, I'm left with an overwhelming sadness about missing the work.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Like a fine crimson wine.
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Major Saturday takeaway: A hat tip to Pacific Life. They could’ve been a Liberty Mutual and poured billions of dollars into the worst ads on the planet. Instead they just keep running out that big beautiful whale for 20 straight years. Honorable
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 11/09/2026
He sure did www.cnn.com/2013/07/16/s...
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Stevie Wonder says he’ll boycott ‘stand your ground’ states | CNN
Musician Stevie Wonder has vowed to stay out of Florida until the state repeals its “stand your ground” law.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The GOAT.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That is all.
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In conclusion, football does not need replay. Get rid of it. Don't wanna spend any more time looking at it. No more screen time during football. Do some football, let an old man guess what happened, and then play more football
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Week 1 -> Week 2: "What makes you think gravity doesn't apply to you?"
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · September 9 · 1h 28m
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And you'll be hip to it when a name is dropped and the whole room nods. I entered grad school studying US history after not majoring in it, and it would have been nice, say, to appreciate pouring a glass of wine for Eric Foner after a talk two weeks into my MA, 100% unaware he was *The Guy*.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Open world Mr Bean game
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's that time again.
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Col. Homestar, Pvt. Benedetto, and The Cheat declare "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting to the point with UM-WMU discourse where the people who can never be convinced not to be outraged are more annoying than literally everyone else.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 06/09/2026
As a whole, the last five years have been an effort to "modernize" the game day in-stadium experience that has only succeeded in making the whole of it feel cheap and hokey in the pursuit of "modernity."
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kills me that Raj isn’t over here, this is an instant classic, hung in the rafters.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is why we Go Blue.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's very funny to be the team everyone is mad at for having the dumb and inexplicable and very not correct thing benefit them. We have great tips for how to Zapruder game tape, just ask.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ron Burgundy: I'm Not Even Mad. That's Amazing.
ALT: Ron Burgundy: I'm Not Even Mad. That's Amazing.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Coming out early to say that just like the last time, these maize Michigan uniforms are capital-A Awful.
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This new Gary Stewart biography is skyrocketing up my list of all-time music books. It has everything. And I haven’t even gotten to the hits yet. www.wolfandsalmon.com/product-page...
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Gary Stewart: I Am From The Honky Tonks | Wolf+Salmon
Limited Time Offer (US Orders Only): Enter code TENDAYSOFTHIS15 at checkout for 15% off! Click Add to Cart below to claim your discount. HARDBACK EDITION — RELEASE DATE: APRIL 2nd, 2026 FREE SHIPPING ...
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
College football's big tent is amazing, and we've been trying to destroy it for years. A 24-team CFP with no conference champ autobids and a "P4 teams must play 10 P4 games" requirement would all but kill it off. I know a lot of people don't care, but ... well ... a lot do.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
The Lake America thing really drives home that the fundamental divide in this country isn’t left or right, it’s who sees the world and acts like an adult, and who wants to still be a child, throwing tantrums when they don’t get their way. It just happens to map well onto a partisan axis these days.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it. No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this". We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now. NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right?!?!
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Aram Sarkisian @aramsark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Being Armenian is the best. Out here in downtown Evanston until 6pm, come out to the St. James Armenian Church Taste of Armenia Street Fest!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
HAWAI'I TAKES THE LEAD POST RARE KEKAULAS
Robert Kekaula Album cover
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