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Aqua Dementia

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s possible to continue finding new music while still also ignoring pop charts entirely. Even when you’re so old you’re no longer culturally relevant.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
promise kept
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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
the trash talker On South Anne Street in Dublin city centre, a satirical statue of Donald Trump in a wheelie bin with a banana on his head titled 'The Trash Talker' has appeared. www.rte.ie/news/post/10...
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Grungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Joyce's Dad: Beware the Antichrist, Joyce. He will be a strong, charismatic bully who will be arrogant and boastful. He will sit on a golden throne and dark sentences will come forth from his mouth he will clearly have no Godly allegiance, but the Church will flock to him anyway, swayed by his promise of earthly power and seduced by his wealth and cruelty. We must remain vigilant so that we do not fall under his false spell.
David Willis, 20162008
Joyce's Dad: "I think the Antichrist might be this black guy running for president."
David Willis, 20162016
Joyce's mom decked out in MAGA attire.
David Willis, 2016
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 08/09/2026
I love seeing your kids’ first day of school pics! All of them are beautiful! But saying this with my cybersecurity professional hat on: you probably shouldn’t be posting pictures of your kids. I’m sorry :(
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lmfao. Broadcom basically told us our business didn’t matter to them and we can fuck right off into oblivion. So we did. I may not be hugely influential outside of my little world but I do have power over our tech stack and I’ll be goddamned if we ever give VMware or Broadcom a single cent.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you're curious about why one of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs covered by @jacksonpublick.bsky.social & @doc-hammer.bsky.social was "Hard Candy Christmas" from BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS, it came at my suggestion, as it was a film I watched dozens of times on 80s cable & the song stuck...
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW: Flock has said for years that its cameras "cannot track individuals." We found the code for its new AI tool. It's preloaded w/ prompts like "Find me witness" & "find relatives." One tracks visitors of multiple hotels, another if you visit banks after midnight. www.wired.com/story/flock-...
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Looking forward to a future in which my timeline isn’t just a loop of disappointed soccer fans, soccer in general, and people yelling at me about voting for a dipshit in Maine’s senate race despite most people, like me, not living there to vote for or against said dipshit in the first place.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somebody watched Pulp Fiction over the weekend.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They’re desecrating Greece! Or something…
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have never seen a better example of backpfeifengesicht. Ever.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Weird to agree with on anything. Ohio isn’t the best state, because Ohio sucks (excluding Cedar Point, of course).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If he’s that worried about unflattering pictures I’d suggest he first ditch the dorky fucking pocket squares.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Fingers fucking crossed! These chucklefucks all getting raptured would solve almost all of the world’s current problems.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The internet has definitely run its course. Time to burn it down and start over. Where the fuck is Rache Bartmoss when you need him…
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 26/01/2026
You Could Just
QUIT ICE
YOU FUCKING LOSERS
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
100% - My mid-seventies father cannot wrap his head around the concept of a password manager (believe me, I’ve tried). This is far more accessible for someone who has never been comfortable using a computer and better than password reuse.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Jesus fucking Christ, fox. We needed to give that asshole a full 10 minutes? If the Commanders let him name their stadium I hope it becomes their version of the Curse of Bobby Layne.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
And nothing of value was lost. Rust in piss, shitbot.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
grim reaper claw machine meme
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Lately I’ve come to realize the history channel running non-stop WW2 programming was apparently a societal lynchpin. Losing that constant reminder damned us all.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 18/10/2025
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
So many I could pick but I’ll go with Acid Bath since they flew under the radar even back in the 90s. Super happy they’re touring again, even though they’ve yet to make it to my area.
Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops album
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
That damn liberal media at it again. Reusing a photo from 1992 in order to help normalize and push Trump’s narrative. I’m sure your service will be rewarded, CNN. Trump never fucks over his contractors.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Lemon, it’s Wednesday.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
God fucking damn it. I hate this timeline.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 13/08/2025
I will never forget and I will never forgive the people who did this to us. When this is all over, when he is dead or in prison (hopefully both), and they want to "move past this" they can fuck all the way off. I hope they carry the shame their entire damn lives. May they never know peace.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Vibe metrics.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Fuck ICE. If you work for ICE or enable them in any capacity, fuck you too.
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Coyle "Barricade Material" Boron @fack.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What the fuck is a TM SNGL PIN?
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Did nobody notice the generative AI because it suddenly became convincing or did nobody notice because when has anyone cared or paid any attention at all to Microsoft’s typically awful ad campaigns.
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 14/04/2025
They can either get taxed or they will no longer exist pick one
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Well if “Leading AI” has such positive praise sign me up! And can I pay double?
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AI-Generated Testimonials
What leading AI says about us:
"The flexible data residency options keep us in good standing with our regional CPU conservation society."
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Community Impact
Foundation
Note: This quote was generated by Claude 3.5.
It was based on the content of the page and does not represent an actual person or company.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
There is zero question in my mind this was initially deployed in an attempt to circumvent established network security controls. In cybersecurity, we have a term for when an authorized user knowingly tries to evade security controls. It's "insider threat."
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Gary Peters is a dumb cunt.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 12/03/2025
We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Mark Klein. In 2006, Mark showed up at EFF’s front door with a simple question: “Do you folks care about privacy?” We did. And what Mark told us changed everything.
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In Memoriam: Mark Klein, AT&T Whistleblower Who Revealed NSA Mass Spying
EFF is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Mark Klein, a bona fide hero who risked civil liability and criminal prosecution to help expose a massive spying program that violated the rights of m...
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MetalSucks @metalsucks.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Mastodon and Brent Hinds Part Ways www.metalsucks.net/2025/03/07/m...
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Mastodon and Brent Hinds Part Ways
WHOA
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bring back one cancelled TV show. (The reason for the cancellation of the 8th season - before its ultimate one-off special "finale" - remains one of the most ridiculous bits of entertainment industry corporate nonsense you will ever maybe eventually hear. Also, those Season 8 scripts were great.)
Promotional image for the 6th season of THE VENTURE BROS., showing all of the main characters in a New York subway car.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Russia isn’t our friend. Bush tried. Obama tried. Trump tried during his first term. It’s an admirable goal, but it doesn’t work. No matter how much Trump capitulates to Putin, Russia won’t be our friend.
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Aqua Dementia @aquadementia.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
2025 and beyond.
“I am an hell. Help me.” Written in blood on a tile wall. From Hellraiser 2.
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