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Applemask

@applemask.bsky.social
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Smalltime YouTuber and VHS archaeologist. Nostalgia with a degree. Boringly cis, he/him and such Please visit www.bobthefish.org.uk

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Could almost have been used c1979
A notional logo for a renationalised National Grid
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 21/10/2023
I don't find Mastodon annoying, but I find the people on Mastodon annoying enough to make up for it.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
It now seems hilarious that the tournament was promoted (by ITV at least) as being impossible to call. It was anyone's World Cup! Welp, turns out it's going to be won by the same team that won it last time, or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time before that. #RWC2023 #RWC
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Unless you're from one of the two countries it's impossible to care about the final, and it makes it feel like a waste of time caring about the whole tournament. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
A month of often nail-biting rugby ends with the two teams who've won it more than anyone else, including all of the last five tournaments, essentially reeling around and falling on the final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
And so was the whole tournament. Some of the best rugby I've ever seen only to end up with the absolute least interesting possible final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Well that was a massive waste of time #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
OH NO www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...
bbc.co.uk
Haydn Gwynne: Screen and stage star dies aged 66
She was known for TV shows like Drop the Dead Donkey, Peak Practice, Merseybeat and The Windsors.
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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 20/10/2023
Well, they can’t say it wasn’t earned
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Fuck you Buzby
BT telling me my broadband is broken since Wednesday and won't be fixed until Monday
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Well, that's it for the #rwc then. The final is South Africa vs New Zealand and who gives a shit who wins that?
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Potential band name: Imbecility for Dummies
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David Bryant @23daves.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I always thought inebriated in-vision regional TV announcers were the mythical stuff of 80s alternative comedy, but no... here's one struggling to tell the time. Wait until the end (after the Queen) to hear one of the crew yell at him to "GET OFF". youtu.be/MNmKv4MZvHM?...
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The Girl Who Was Death @bohaynowell.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
This has made my day; it’s the much-missed Ian Stirling who is extremely merry, and I’ve been able to confirm with a colleague that this is HER shouting ‘GET OFF’ all those years ago. I am thankful to the person who recorded that closedown in 1987, the person who uploaded it & Dave for posting it!
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Hamas, you idiots
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I'm picturing Sindy Land as being Brighton to Barbie Land's LA
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
"Send 9/11".
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
What are we even doing anymore www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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2030 World Cup to be held across three continents
The 2030 World Cup will he held across Uruguay, Argentina, Paraguay, Spain, Portugal and Morocco, Fifa confirms.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2023
while it's *funny* Kevin McCarthy got chucked out of the congressional drivers seat, his replacement will be someone worse so I can't really enjoy it
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Michaelmas daisies purple in the Border Television broadcasting to Cumbria, South Scotland, the Isle of Man and North and West Northumberland, from the Caldbeck, Selkirk and associated transmitters of the Independent Broadcasting Authority
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Toryism in a nutshell really
"People not looking for work don't deserve same benefits, Cunt tells Tories"
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MILESMEELEZZ 🐻 @milesmeelezz.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
With all of us coming here to Bluesky, we are all essentially hitting a big reset button. Twitter promoted a lot of toxic unhealthy traits in the pursuit for clout thanks to its awful algorithm. Here, those toxic fucks don't have an algorithm to push their bullshit. This is a huge chance for us.
An info-board summarising the difference between Twitter/X and Bluesky, and the potential advantages that come with the latter.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
None of the Jake Abraham obituaries mention It's Wicked
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Didn't think he'd die before the Scarecrow Lady though
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I played Father Jack Mundy in Dancing at Lughnasa for A-Level drama. I was not unacclaimed, but basically what I did was copy Michael Gambon's performance from the film version. Thank you, Sir Michael.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
The tracklisting to my next album: Remain Quiet Tend the Injured My Sight A Weapon Destroys Wit Builds The Battle Is Lost Honesty Welcome Him Home Truthful Testimony An Evening on a Breezy Porch Comfort A Sad Child (not really)
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Multiculturalism has failed, says Indian-Tamil-Kenyan British Home Secretary
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I wonder if Eddie Jones has finished thrashing Porecki with a broom while yelling "YOU COST ME MY JOB, YOU CUNT" #RWC #WALAUS
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Wow, I didn't realise Australia were this crap #RWC #WALAUS
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Randomly found myself on a stock news photo. That's me in the grey jumper. I had ladies' hair at the time. www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...
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Polson Bridge near Launceston, Devon, UK. 30th October, 2016. Devonwall Protest -Devonwall Potest -...
Download this stock image: Polson Bridge near Launceston, Devon, UK. 30th October, 2016. Devonwall Protest -Devonwall Potest -Protesters on Polson Bridge over the River Tamar on the Cornwall/Devon bo...
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Damn it don't start a headline with "Rupert Murdoch, 92" unless it ends with "dies in pain".
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Two months ago, the trees were full of leaves, and they were green. Now, many of them are yellow. Some have fallen off entirely. If you ask about this, you're told it's because of "autumn." No one had ever heard of "autumn" before this year. And you're not allowed to say this doesn't make sense.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Penguin accused of eating fish
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
A prisoner of conscience experiences vivid hallucinations during his execution.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Do it. Via Kyle Griffin: Sen. Elizabeth Warren says the Senate should investigate Elon Musk's alleged role in thwarting a Ukrainian drone from attacking Russia's naval fleet last year in the Black Sea.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
This is how I feel about Harry Maguire, broadly www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6z... #bbcfootball
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Didn't expect that either #RWC2023 #WALFIJ
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
repost this Dykes to Watch Out For comic to scare a terf
The first part of a Dykes to Watch Out For comic in which one character describes herself as a bisexual lesbianThe second part of the comic, where the characters talk about a friend who transitioned to male
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Well, that I did not expect #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGARG
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Like we need help losing. #ENGARG #RWC
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
This is seriously disgusting. #ENGARG #RWC
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Aaaaand Carreras is coming back on. The fix is in. #RWC #ENGARG
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
If Curry gets red for an accidental collision then surely Carriers should be executed or something #RWC #ENGARG
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Bill Hartnell-Beaumont #RWC2023
World Rugby leader and legend Bill Beaumount at the opening of the 2023 World Cup, sporting the First Doctor's hairstyle for some reason
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
What the fuck ITV, that's Je Ne Regrette Rien, not World in Union
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
SEE THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE #ARSMNU
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Cameron Norrie's tendency to fall to pieces as soon as the second week of a tournament is on the horizon is starting to get old #USOpen
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Well, that's the end of Sean Dyche's career. Shame, I liked him.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
I'm actually very fond of the French, but god damn it do you really have to be so French about everything? www.paris2024.org/en/pictograms/
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