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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

What makes you think humans make Crock

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

Could almost have been used c1979

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

The sound of its huge feet stomping in the mud were recorded and used as the percussion track for a 17-minute track about the Armenian Genocide as viewed from afar by a newly formed nebula containing some of the atoms that used to be part of the body of Ludwig II of Bavaria

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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 21/10/2023

I don't find Mastodon annoying, but I find the people on Mastodon annoying enough to make up for it.

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

It now seems hilarious that the tournament was promoted (by ITV at least) as being impossible to call. It was anyone's World Cup! Welp, turns out it's going to be won by the same team that won it last time, or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time before that. #RWC2023 #RWC

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

For some people it is, and that's perfectly fine, as long as those people don't make it their business to tell us all about it unsolicited, especially if they act like they're taking some kind of interesting and provocative stance

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Unless you're from one of the two countries it's impossible to care about the final, and it makes it feel like a waste of time caring about the whole tournament. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

A month of often nail-biting rugby ends with the two teams who've won it more than anyone else, including all of the last five tournaments, essentially reeling around and falling on the final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

And so was the whole tournament. Some of the best rugby I've ever seen only to end up with the absolute least interesting possible final. #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Well that was a massive waste of time #RWC2023 #RWC #ENGRSA

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

My standards are low, I just want them to hold up a garland for three weeks, preferably better than sellotape or blu-tak

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Stephen Gallagher @stephengallagher.co.uk · 20/10/2023

Well, they can’t say it wasn’t earned

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

This notion fascinates me as we draw closer to Christmas decorating season

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

CF: when some baffled castmembers from Sons and Daughters were interviewed by TV-am in 1988, because it was the strike and they had literally no material, and the poor sods had to desperately try and remember details from storylines they worked on 2 years earlier and weren't interesting at the time

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

This is my landline as well, by the way. I can just about log on with the mobile network (mainly because it's not BT's anymore) but it's not exactly stable, I'm retyping the password every half hour or so

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

What in the fuck did you do to it that takes so long to fix

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Try to keep it that way, you're a magical being

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 17/10/2023

They put that dot on Snoopy's arse deliberately so it would look like a melting infected face from a distance

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

Well, that's it for the #rwc then. The final is South Africa vs New Zealand and who gives a shit who wins that?

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Some iron filings might have helped too

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Potential band name: Imbecility for Dummies

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

That's because it's a gated community. Wait until we let GenPop in.

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David Bryant @23daves.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I always thought inebriated in-vision regional TV announcers were the mythical stuff of 80s alternative comedy, but no... here's one struggling to tell the time. Wait until the end (after the Queen) to hear one of the crew yell at him to "GET OFF". youtu.be/MNmKv4MZvHM?...

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The Girl Who Was Death @bohaynowell.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

This has made my day; it’s the much-missed Ian Stirling who is extremely merry, and I’ve been able to confirm with a colleague that this is HER shouting ‘GET OFF’ all those years ago. I am thankful to the person who recorded that closedown in 1987, the person who uploaded it & Dave for posting it!

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

So stop trying to get him re-elected, you fuckers

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I'm picturing Sindy Land as being Brighton to Barbie Land's LA

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

That's representational democracy for you, a choice between proactive evil or stagnation at best

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2023

while it's *funny* Kevin McCarthy got chucked out of the congressional drivers seat, his replacement will be someone worse so I can't really enjoy it

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Quite possibly the shareware version of Ken's Labyrinth

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Michaelmas daisies purple in the Border Television broadcasting to Cumbria, South Scotland, the Isle of Man and North and West Northumberland, from the Caldbeck, Selkirk and associated transmitters of the Independent Broadcasting Authority

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