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Applemask

@applemask.bsky.social
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Smalltime YouTuber and VHS archaeologist. Nostalgia with a degree. Boringly cis, he/him and such Please visit www.bobthefish.org.uk

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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
A man with Bloaty Head Syndrome in the sick virtual reality video game Theme Hospital
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Could almost have been used c1979
A notional logo for a renationalised National Grid
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Fuck you Buzby
BT telling me my broadband is broken since Wednesday and won't be fixed until Monday
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Marzipan


(from Homestar Runner)
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Toryism in a nutshell really
"People not looking for work don't deserve same benefits, Cunt tells Tories"
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Bill Hartnell-Beaumont #RWC2023
World Rugby leader and legend Bill Beaumount at the opening of the 2023 World Cup, sporting the First Doctor's hairstyle for some reason
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Is it bad form to have a favourite line you wrote yourself? Because one of mine is "John Mahoney staring at a slab of meat on a hook" in reference to Mark Meadows' congressional portrait. I've been thinking about it a lot since his mugshot came out. Now I know what that would really look like.
Mark Meadows' congressional portrait in which he looks genuinely psychotic for some reasonMark Meadows' Georgia mugshot in which he looks even worse
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Yeah, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
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Applemask @applemask.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
My legacy:
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