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connor the caterpillar

@applefever.bsky.social
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a human being who does programming for cool video games ace/demiro ADHDer ♠️🏳️‍🌈 he/him i apologise for and take full personal ownership of whatever nonsense i post here

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
Taylor Swift Is Not Secretly Gay That Is Ridiculous Taylor Swift Cannot Be Gay Because She Is Secretly A Perfectly Spherical Void In The Antarctic Ice Shelf And Thus She Is Technically Asexual
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/03/2024
Hey. Yeah, you, hey: if you are not currently sick or disabled, one day you will be, and you will wish you lived in a world that had the resources and culture to make your life as full and thriving and happy as anyone else's. You will want that world, and you can start helping make it, right now.
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 14/02/2024
I hope you find your weirdo, even if that weirdo is yourself
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
totally forgot it was my ADHD diagnosis 1 year anniversary and honestly that’s the most ADHD thing i could have done for it
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 24/01/2024
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s not because you’re undesirable or unattractive. It’s because you didn’t take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
where do i get one in my size
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
lofi girl wastes so much paper but never reaches the end of the notebook
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
been working on a lil sumthin sumthin, using a modified wave-function collapse algorithm to make a procedural level generator, and (programmer art aside) it kinda works 👀👀
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/01/2024
[Someone is rude to me] ME: Oh well [Someone is rude to my friend] ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/01/2024
Getting suspicious that the reason the world is so bad for everyone right now is because we all ignored the chain emails in 2005 & didn't forward them to 10 of our closest friends.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
in case anybody knows me and my drunking/tweeting habits, yes this is one of those have a wonderful day
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
the six string is down it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises
an electric guitar with a broken high E string (it’s always that one)
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
i should make more posts about being a caterpillar nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
oh fuck i forgot to cancel Nintendo online … anyone wanna play mario kart?
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 12/01/2024
“So it’s like drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs Jeremy”
Pictures of garlic bread
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 21/12/2023
ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza
Pepperoni pizza shaped like a body inside a coffin pizza box.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/12/2023
By the age of 30, you should: - know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement - have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
so i just downloaded a python environment on my phone and very quickly remembered how much i dislike typing on mobile keyboards got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 03/01/2024
2024 predictions: - the year will last roughly 366 days - everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays - 12 months. calling that one now
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
I would like to propose a new verb, "Ghiblied" To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end. (If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent)
This is the poster for The Boy and the Heron by Studio Ghibli. It features a typical ghibli boy standing on a rock before a pond. He's holding a bow in the foreground. He doesn't have foreheaditis which some beloved Ghibli characters have because he has dark anime hair, but he does look very serious in his grey uniform. Behind him there's a heron with a blue head and white feathers. It's actually apparently a grey heron which is significant in the film. Behind these two is an old man looking a bit wizardy with spiked white hair and a black flowing robe and a moss covered castle. You know by looking at this that there will be oddness, there will be sadness and there will be a coming of age story that makes sense while absolutely making no sense when you break down the component parts. In short, watch this movie. It's one of the better ones, possibly Miyazaki's best.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
happy new year butterfly app 🙌
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
i saw that one cgp grey video about themes, so i'ma do something like that. for me, this year's theme was understanding because i: got ADHD diagnosed learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been) figured out i was demiromantic what a year
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 28/12/2023
1st-26th dec: Festive
27th-31st dec: Confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of the week.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
i would give up everything just to be as cute as this lil fella
an adorable lil slug cat curled up like the cutest little gentleman known to man
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
thinking about that met gala interview where doja cat just meows at the interviewer
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
crushed 15 points worth of answers 😎
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
gonna crush this big quiz, i can feel it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
do you want to see something so so beautiful
Frogspotting
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Zoie Liopiros • 1h • ©
I've been hearing a frog singing from inside our wind chimes for a month or so, but today I found out it's not just one frog! It's a whole secret society
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
this is literally the best time to run out of shampoo and shower gel
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
What if we kissed under the mistletoad
Mistletoe that is a toad carrying a missile on its back
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
literally evading tax in Germany by not being German and never having gone there
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 18/12/2023
5 hours of meetings 4 cups of coffee 3 wait you're muteds 2 ping me afters and a let's sync up when you are freee
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
You have been blessed by the Potato Angel of Christmas. 🎄🥔❤️
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie sitting on a stool covered in a dark green velvet blanket. Behind her is a Christmas tree with red lights, blurry but recognizable. She is sitting up, looking adorably into the air with her perfect little face.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
fuck. i had a great idea for a post and now it's gone pretend this one was a banger
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
so i just opened up the ol’ music app and fancied listening to a certain album. turns out i downloaded it EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO free will is a myth
an info panel about the song “I’m Awake” by Intervals. The date added is 17/12/2022 - one year before the post was made.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
help i have to sit on a train for a FULL HOUR and ENTERTAIN MYSELF?? literally unprecedented situation
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
oh shit now one for my bosses no more work until NEXT YEAR 😭😭😭😭
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
no more work until NEXT YEAR 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 15/12/2023
“Guess who is looking at memes instead of doing something productive.”
An autoportrait of Joseph Ducreux pointing and sneering at you.
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
bruh i keep forgetting about laundry like who keeps putting all that there
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
the might be trying to show me my place today, but that doesn't stop me from having an AMAZING time on the ol' string board
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
just blitzed out all of my xmas shopping in under an hour (high streets >>> all else) felt successful bag broke and dropped everything in a puddle 😭😭😭😭
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 08/12/2023
As is traditional this time of year:
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
goal: brush teeth neurotypical brain: brushes teeth adhd brain: hunts for moths, checks shampoo (it’s full), dances around living room to avicii’s levels (avicii’s levels is not playing), remembers goal, checks shampoo (still full), finds phone, makes tweet, …
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
ha. made you look
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
life update: i had chicken :)
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
but real talk, what should i have for dinner
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connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
after hanging out here for a while, i'd say bluesky is a great home if you wanna quit social media but still want a place to scream obscene thoughts into the void. it feels really easy to curate what kind of things you see here so you can avoid being sucked into the endless well of the internet
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