Reposted by connor the caterpillarJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 20/01/2024Taylor Swift Is Not Secretly Gay That Is Ridiculous Taylor Swift Cannot Be Gay Because She Is Secretly A Perfectly Spherical Void In The Antarctic Ice Shelf And Thus She Is Technically Asexual 45010
Reposted by connor the caterpillarDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/03/2024Hey. Yeah, you, hey: if you are not currently sick or disabled, one day you will be, and you will wish you lived in a world that had the resources and culture to make your life as full and thriving and happy as anyone else's. You will want that world, and you can start helping make it, right now. 3939121355
Reposted by connor the caterpillar🇨🇦 🇺🇸 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 14/02/2024I hope you find your weirdo, even if that weirdo is yourself 424752
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/02/2024totally forgot it was my ADHD diagnosis 1 year anniversary and honestly that’s the most ADHD thing i could have done for it 010
Reposted by connor the caterpillarRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 24/01/2024If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, it’s not because you’re undesirable or unattractive. It’s because you didn’t take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault. 1831065
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 09/02/2024lofi girl wastes so much paper but never reaches the end of the notebook 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 27/01/2024been working on a lil sumthin sumthin, using a modified wave-function collapse algorithm to make a procedural level generator, and (programmer art aside) it kinda works 👀👀 010
Reposted by connor the caterpillarRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/01/2024[Someone is rude to me] ME: Oh well [Someone is rude to my friend] ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs* 1148984
Reposted by connor the caterpillarRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/01/2024Getting suspicious that the reason the world is so bad for everyone right now is because we all ignored the chain emails in 2005 & didn't forward them to 10 of our closest friends. 24995232
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 18/01/2024in case anybody knows me and my drunking/tweeting habits, yes this is one of those have a wonderful day 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024the six string is down it’s time for the neighbours to hear whale noises 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024i should make more posts about being a caterpillar nom nom nom leaves are so crunchy and tasty nom nom nom 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 14/01/2024oh fuck i forgot to cancel Nintendo online … anyone wanna play mario kart? 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 21/12/2023ADHD hyperfocus is wild because you decide to google one thing & then suddenly 4 days have gone by and you are an expert on the migration patterns of penguins. 421384259
Reposted by connor the caterpillarStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/01/2024What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza 451731423
Reposted by connor the caterpillarRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/12/2023By the age of 30, you should: - know that ghosts don't actually live in your basement - have become extremely good at running up the stairs once you shut the lights off so that the ghost in your basement doesn't get you 401243239
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 06/01/2024so i just downloaded a python environment on my phone and very quickly remembered how much i dislike typing on mobile keyboards got it to draw a white square though so that’s cool 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 03/01/20242024 predictions: - the year will last roughly 366 days - everybody is going to have a birthday. it’s going to be a year full of birthdays - 12 months. calling that one now 61840103
Reposted by connor the caterpillarGeorge Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 03/01/2024I would like to propose a new verb, "Ghiblied" To be ghiblied is to go along for a wild ride, knowing that you may not understand all of what is going on due to reasons, but you will feel full of unnamed good feelings at the end. (If you haven't seen the Boy and the Heron, it's excellent) 44412
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 30/12/2023i saw that one cgp grey video about themes, so i'ma do something like that. for me, this year's theme was understanding because i: got ADHD diagnosed learnt SO MUCH about C++ at work got good at brain stuff (literally the happiest i've ever been) figured out i was demiromantic what a year 100
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 28/12/2023i would give up everything just to be as cute as this lil fella 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 27/12/2023thinking about that met gala interview where doja cat just meows at the interviewer 100
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 26/12/2023gonna crush this big quiz, i can feel it 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/12/2023do you want to see something so so beautiful 9269981647
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 24/12/2023this is literally the best time to run out of shampoo and shower gel 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/12/2023What if we kissed under the mistletoad 2608
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 20/12/2023literally evading tax in Germany by not being German and never having gone there 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 18/12/20235 hours of meetings 4 cups of coffee 3 wait you're muteds 2 ping me afters and a let's sync up when you are freee 1426234
Reposted by connor the caterpillarCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/12/2023You have been blessed by the Potato Angel of Christmas. 🎄🥔❤️ 432434289
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023fuck. i had a great idea for a post and now it's gone pretend this one was a banger 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023so i just opened up the ol’ music app and fancied listening to a certain album. turns out i downloaded it EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO free will is a myth 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 17/12/2023help i have to sit on a train for a FULL HOUR and ENTERTAIN MYSELF?? literally unprecedented situation 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/12/2023oh shit now one for my bosses no more work until NEXT YEAR 😭😭😭😭 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 15/12/2023bruh i keep forgetting about laundry like who keeps putting all that there 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 12/12/2023the might be trying to show me my place today, but that doesn't stop me from having an AMAZING time on the ol' string board 100
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 12/12/2023just blitzed out all of my xmas shopping in under an hour (high streets >>> all else) felt successful bag broke and dropped everything in a puddle 😭😭😭😭 000
Reposted by connor the caterpillarianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 08/12/2023As is traditional this time of year: 611963647
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 11/12/2023goal: brush teeth neurotypical brain: brushes teeth adhd brain: hunts for moths, checks shampoo (it’s full), dances around living room to avicii’s levels (avicii’s levels is not playing), remembers goal, checks shampoo (still full), finds phone, makes tweet, … 010
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 07/12/2023but real talk, what should i have for dinner 000
connor the caterpillar @applefever.bsky.social · 07/12/2023after hanging out here for a while, i'd say bluesky is a great home if you wanna quit social media but still want a place to scream obscene thoughts into the void. it feels really easy to curate what kind of things you see here so you can avoid being sucked into the endless well of the internet 000