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She/her I root for whichever of Ole Miss and Auburn is pissing me off less. 🦒♍️🌈 #251 #ProtectTransKids

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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Omg the Will Stein Era is fun as hell and also kinda terrifying.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking about listening to the end of that 2007 3OT game with my dad before I dropped him off at the airport and he almost missed his flight because he wanted to hear the end.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey Kentucky why the fuck do you have a kicker who had a season under .500 at freakin Davidson?
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That last 3 seconds was Will Stein going “you’re playing checkers, I’m fucking your mom”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cats crowd loud as hell
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’re all rooting for Sunny Will Stein
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly. They said “can somebody take him a blanket and a stale soft pretzel”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
New all-time sad fan image in Nashville
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you met her…
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re all good. My mom has a built-in generator and is giddy at the thought that we might all come spend a night with her.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goes great with blood orange Gatorade
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And she’s a good luck charm. The 0-2 Jaguars pulled out the win!
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Girl it is not too late there’s nobody here
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Achievement unlocked, took @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social’s kid to her first college football game! Go Jaguars!
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never fails
Aggie roller coaster drawing by Thujone
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In fairness to him, it’s not because he didn’t try it!
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quote by @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social: “So I would not recommend a Malort spritz.” Cc: @actioncookbook.com
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol we took them to Callaghans last night and Bluegill for lunch today
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sense of direction is the last one to abandon me
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t care. Fly elsewhere.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hopefully this is an ice cold take except to aviation nerds: a military flyover of a stadium does absolutely nothing for me except contribute to hearing damage.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Volume 37
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those of you in the know, what drug is Pat McAfee on?
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Babe are you ok, you’ve barely touched your fog liquid
A jug of Fog Liquid for a fog machine
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LSU fans’ livers are in trouble tonight
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m about to order a burger but here is the Applechip’s grilled cheese (of which I may eat half)
A grilled cheese with chips and a pickle
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also failing Wait, He Coaches There Now?
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can hear the bands at the Port City Classic from my bedroom 😁😁😁
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unearthed some lore
Certificate of authenticity for the purchase of a brick at the College Football Hall of Fame reading “WE MADE SPENCER
EAT CHEESE.
-THE COMMENTARIAT”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mine’s the S&C coach because he truly is God’s strongest soldier
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s been putting in the work for nigh on 20 years. Dependable. Never sniffed a scandal.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all say hello to Coach Box O’Wires every time you toss a random HDMI cord in there, don’t you? It’s not just me?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this week amirite @rouxgarou.bsky.social
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now that she has won her freedom Like an eagle, she is eager for the sky
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To the tune of “Bubba Shot the Jukebox” Bubba went to Six Flags last night
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been on repeat for me since I found out.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kinda wanna meetup at the Dolly Parton Bridge to sing karaoke
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He’s the plug
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The twins from Lafayette are gonna cause mayhem
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sachh Kirk because he can afford a completely superfluous H
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the XKCD post about a random person in Nebraska holding up the entire digital infrastructure of the world, but modified to say that the person who maintains lsufootball.net is holding up the college football internet
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh thank god
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At a horseshow 😁😁😁 with my sister 😁😁😁
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Your candidate spent the offseason hosting town halls for the purpose of generating controversial quippy soundbites while my candidate spent it visiting constituents, learning what issues matter, and building a grassroots movement.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“My uterus is tilted” is a sentence I just heard from an Uber driver for the first time.
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hm well it’s Applecores Saturday
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you’re talking to your friend about Sister Shubert’s sausage rolls being back and the bartender over hears and says “Sister Shubert is so back!”
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Applecores in the Applecar @applecores.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It really me
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