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This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since Bill Hobson quit Killdozer.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
COUNTRYS ARENT REAL - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKELTEN GRABS DA EARTH "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL, BORDER'S ARENT REAL, NOOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE LINE, GROW UP!!!!! " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes I can see now that Roger Daltrey is clearly visible in the thumbnail I JUST WOKE UP AND THOUGHT HE WAS DINKY DIAMOND
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn it I saw "Sparks" and got excited that this was gonna be "Number 1 Song In Heaven" era Mael Bros. live and instead it's the dang Who? I feel swindled.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a meeting rn where the presenter from management has said "holding space" and "folks" every three sentences so you guessed it, they're ramming through some deeply anti-worker bullshit.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was just thinking "who the hell wants this" about this movie this morning and now I know IT'S ME I WANT THIS SO HARD I'm gonna roundhouse kick god thru a wall if that's what it takes to see this in a theater
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This BABY TYLER BAND record is real fuckin gnarly, gang. What if The Monorchid and The Murder City Devils got stuck in the teleporter from The Fly? They'd rock real fuckin hard, is what!
nightbellrecords.bandcamp.com
Sucker With A Dream, by Baby Tyler
12 track album
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having my morning coffee here and when it finally hit me what this clip was FOR I had to bite my lip so I wouldn't wake up the rest of the house laughing
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Furious is this incredibly intense, stressful show that makes you feel like you need to breathe into a paper bag and then there’s an episode that’s like 50% a guy with muscular dystrophy fucking with cops by pretending his wheelchair is broken
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn that cover art is cool as fuck
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 31/01/2025
Babylon system is the vampire
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Poppy Eating Dorito Chip
Alt: Poppy Eating Dorito Chip
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lena Cross vs Jamie Hayter may be the most respectfully I have ever watched anything.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/09/2026
sure i had to be alive as the american experiment imploded but i also got to be alive in the era of fancy nonalcoholic beers
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yo the cheddar and black pepper ones tho
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favorite chips have a lady's name, worried I'm gonna Do A Gender
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
It's Columbo and he's smiling and waving with the hand that's holding his cigar. He think Sauron's tower is really beautiful but it must cost a lot to keep that place clean Columbo could never afford a place like this on his salary and can he get Sauron's autograph? It's not for him but his wife is a huge fan, oh and there's just ONE MORE THING...
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I watched Sabu duct tape his own jaw back on and then finish the match I do not give a single fuck if athletes are safe
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should hurry up and make a Ghost Rider video game so they can pay Martin Rev for the rights to the song while he's still alive.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The "Halal Family Movie Night" image but it is very badly edited to read "HALAL FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT: LOST HIGHWAY. Inshallah they find it."
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly every band should just devote themselves to covering "Ghost Rider" full time
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to me the darkest thing about being sober in places where people are normally drinking is fully experiencing how annoying drunk people are
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So I guess the real lime juice is the thing that makes this Not A Gimlet, at least according to Raymond Chandler: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimlet_...
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Gimlet (cocktail) - Wikipedia
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Am I losing my mind or is the "elevation" just a gin gimlet?
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just realized if Ospreay wins we are gonna have to hear him Make A Speech after. Please god let Kenny Omega one-winged-angel him into the earth's core. 🤼‍♂️
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Um, I'm pretty sure it's about using a resonator to stimulate your pineal gland but it makes you go sex crazy and then a pretty lady bites your gland clean off, so I don't know where you're getting that from.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why is the driving SO BAD? It's supposed to be a game about stealing cars, why don't they make driving fun? Every car in GTA feels like driving a forklift while high on Nyquil.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Naomi Wolf is looking in through a windows in an echo of the Sickos meme. She shouts "No! No!!" A smiling wolf is in the corner because a shitty AI made this and took her last name literally.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This Year's Model, Armed Forces, Get Happy!
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm literally wearing a black t-shirt for my trans autistic friend's prog hardcore band right now.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Timo Tjahjanto's Flying Luttenbachers Infection And Decline
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nicolas Winding Refn's "It's Always Rock 'n' Roll/Heldon 3"
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Bill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
FFC #FantasiaFest review: HER PRIVATE HELL, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/07/fant...
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Fantasia Festival '26: Her Private Hell - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
****/****starring Sophie Thatcher, Charles Melton, Havana Rose Liu, Dougray Scottwritten by Nicolas Winding Refn and Esti Giordanidirected by Nicolas Winding Refn by Walter Chaw Fantasia 2026 opens wi...
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It told me I was Baby from Baby Driver so I guess I'm gonna walk into the sea now.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It rules pretty hard.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Re: Her Private Hell, I am SO MAD at all the critics who called it "hollow" or "empty". Like, I get that it is a difficult, alienating, abstract film. It's okay to not enjoy it, but if you can't extract the (fairly obvious) meaning and intent then it shouldn't be your job to write about movies.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also everybody doing the "what's the best anyone has ever looked on camera" prompt should consider both Sofie Thatcher and Charles Melton are in Her Private Hell at the same time and I was watching very respectfully.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
NWR made a comic book movie that puts the entire back half of his career in a blender and the result is "Brian DePalma's Lost Highway"? Holy shit holy shit holy shit.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Her Private Hell is so fucking good you guys, all the critics are morons.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yup, fastball intact. Holy shit what a wild movie.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bout to watch Her Private Hell. Here's hoping NWR still has his fastball (the pitch is incredibly slow and shot in immaculate bisexual lighting).
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jamie Hayter was maybe my favorite on the women's roster, and now when they announce a Battling Birds segment I ACTIVELY ROLL MY EYES this shit is SO CORNY and also the women's tag division is a ghost town so who are they even going to fight?
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No it sucks. It is making me actively dislike two wrestlers who i LOVED before they got stuck with this stupid gimmick.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you don't want Ciampa to murder this corny old chud then you are a COP
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just found out that G. Gordon Liddy was on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was just saying the same thing!
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
People need to stop makin fun of Trent on his telephone.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
GodDAMN
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Stavros Halkias as Odysseus please
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