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This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since Bill Hobson quit Killdozer.

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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a meeting rn where the presenter from management has said "holding space" and "folks" every three sentences so you guessed it, they're ramming through some deeply anti-worker bullshit.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was just thinking "who the hell wants this" about this movie this morning and now I know IT'S ME I WANT THIS SO HARD I'm gonna roundhouse kick god thru a wall if that's what it takes to see this in a theater
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This BABY TYLER BAND record is real fuckin gnarly, gang. What if The Monorchid and The Murder City Devils got stuck in the teleporter from The Fly? They'd rock real fuckin hard, is what!
nightbellrecords.bandcamp.com
Sucker With A Dream, by Baby Tyler
12 track album
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Furious is this incredibly intense, stressful show that makes you feel like you need to breathe into a paper bag and then there’s an episode that’s like 50% a guy with muscular dystrophy fucking with cops by pretending his wheelchair is broken
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 31/01/2025
Babylon system is the vampire
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lena Cross vs Jamie Hayter may be the most respectfully I have ever watched anything.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/09/2026
sure i had to be alive as the american experiment imploded but i also got to be alive in the era of fancy nonalcoholic beers
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
It's Columbo and he's smiling and waving with the hand that's holding his cigar. He think Sauron's tower is really beautiful but it must cost a lot to keep that place clean Columbo could never afford a place like this on his salary and can he get Sauron's autograph? It's not for him but his wife is a huge fan, oh and there's just ONE MORE THING...
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I watched Sabu duct tape his own jaw back on and then finish the match I do not give a single fuck if athletes are safe
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should hurry up and make a Ghost Rider video game so they can pay Martin Rev for the rights to the song while he's still alive.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly every band should just devote themselves to covering "Ghost Rider" full time
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
to me the darkest thing about being sober in places where people are normally drinking is fully experiencing how annoying drunk people are
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just realized if Ospreay wins we are gonna have to hear him Make A Speech after. Please god let Kenny Omega one-winged-angel him into the earth's core. 🤼‍♂️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This Year's Model, Armed Forces, Get Happy!
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Timo Tjahjanto's Flying Luttenbachers Infection And Decline
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nicolas Winding Refn's "It's Always Rock 'n' Roll/Heldon 3"
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Bill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
FFC #FantasiaFest review: HER PRIVATE HELL, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/07/fant...
filmfreakcentral.net
Fantasia Festival '26: Her Private Hell - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
****/****starring Sophie Thatcher, Charles Melton, Havana Rose Liu, Dougray Scottwritten by Nicolas Winding Refn and Esti Giordanidirected by Nicolas Winding Refn by Walter Chaw Fantasia 2026 opens wi...
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Re: Her Private Hell, I am SO MAD at all the critics who called it "hollow" or "empty". Like, I get that it is a difficult, alienating, abstract film. It's okay to not enjoy it, but if you can't extract the (fairly obvious) meaning and intent then it shouldn't be your job to write about movies.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also everybody doing the "what's the best anyone has ever looked on camera" prompt should consider both Sofie Thatcher and Charles Melton are in Her Private Hell at the same time and I was watching very respectfully.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Her Private Hell is so fucking good you guys, all the critics are morons.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bout to watch Her Private Hell. Here's hoping NWR still has his fastball (the pitch is incredibly slow and shot in immaculate bisexual lighting).
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you don't want Ciampa to murder this corny old chud then you are a COP
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just found out that G. Gordon Liddy was on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
People need to stop makin fun of Trent on his telephone.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hey all you industrial nerds, have you heard this shit? It's like if KMFDM and Ministry still made bangers (and had heard any music other than their own at some point in the last 30 years) and the lyrics are about killing cops it RULES lotionmultinationalcorporation.bandcamp.com/album/w-a-r-...
lotionmultinationalcorporation.bandcamp.com
W.A.R. In The Digital Realm, by L.O.T.I.O.N. Multinational Corporation
8 track album
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you are in the mood for an electro doo-wop proto punk album where one of the dudes from Suicide sings in a cute whispering li'l mouse voice, "See Me Ridin'" by Martin Rev is probably the way go: martin-rev.bandcamp.com/album/see-me...
martin-rev.bandcamp.com
See me Ridin', by Martin Rev
16 track album
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/06/2026
Steve Ditko didn't model Spider-Man's world-famous mask on the fetish gimps he was secretly drawing for side-cash* just so you could tell me that A.I. is "inevitable" *extremely true story!
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dave Davies didn't slash his Elpico amp with razor blades to get the distortion on "You Really Got Me" so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable"
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Challenge: me 5¾★, them 4¼★. You beat the card. I booked a 5¾★ show, think you can book five stars? 5¾★ · SHOW OF THE YEAR 5starbooker.com/s/c5dRqspq7JS 🤼
5starbooker.com
5 Star Booker: 5¾★ SHOW OF THE YEAR
A booker scored 28¼★ on this board. Beat it.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shempmaxxing
Shemp Howard in a phone booth, face pressed against the glass, his magnificent hair framing a face that looks like a hog’s ass peppered with buck shot
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Photos By Coop @photosbycoop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shemp > Curly
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Run don't walk to see THE FURIOUS in a theater. It rules so hard and the hammer blows sound GOOD through the nice speakers.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Patricia from widows bay can 100% get it
Patricia from Widow's Bay with her sassy li'l kerchief and a cute floral print blouse and she looks like goddamn PJ Harvey and her eye hint at dark secrets or at least mental illness which is extremely my vibe
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Here's The Repos covering an entire Youth Of Today album and I want them to reunite and do this same thing with Urge Overkill's "Saturation" youtu.be/Ezo-PHr0ZrA?...
youtu.be
The Repos - Ending On A Positive Note [full album]
YouTube video by ayobmedz
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Imagine the utopia we could live in if Fischerspooner and The Strokes swapped career arcs.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This world has been going to hell in a handbasket since the xylophone dude quit Crazy & the Brains.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's coming today i cannot wait youtu.be/-nEGNxW-pk4?...
youtu.be
Palmer Rockey's SCARLET WARNING 666 - trailer
YouTube video by GrindhouseReleasing
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sheep Detectives sucks. Don't believe the hype.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I don't know if this is the laugh line, but I will definitely be muttering "Millenials or Gen Z... dunno which of them is more freaky" under my breath for the rest of the day
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/08/2025
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Boys with the time machine:

trad chad: don't open Sorcerer against Star Wars

William Friedkin, angry and pointing: FUCK YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? SORCERER WILL DESTROY TAHT NERD BULLSHIT. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/03/2026
fuck people who don't like tofu
[lots of amazing tofu dishes]
share this post if you love tofu 
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm a Molon Labe guy but only for my vinyl copy of the Dot Wiggin Band album and thankfully no one seems to be trying to take that from me dotwigginband.bandcamp.com/album/ready-...
dotwigginband.bandcamp.com
Ready! Get! Go!, by Dot Wiggin Band
13 track album
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
8 years ago a library patron responded to a "do not reply" email with "Has the leggings book arrived for me?" It took me an hour of detective work to figure out that she was waiting for "The Lathe Of Heaven" by beloved author Ursula K. LEGGINGS.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Jags (aka Dumb Elvis Costello) with "The Sound Of G-o-o-d-b-y-e", a corking rocker only slightly marred by the fact that when they do the vocal hiccups on the last chorus they end up spelling "gooodbye": youtu.be/9SiPRZGST6w?...
youtu.be
The Jags - The Sound Of G O O D B Y E
YouTube video by Alfredo COBO CONLLEDO
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Time to put on a PALATKA record and run through a fucking wall
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Shemp Howard Stan Account @apollospas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"The end of KISSstory" by FrancKISS Fukuyama
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