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The Reverend Colonel

@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
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Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | Neurospicy | #Vermont #VT | he/him

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rays sweep the Yankees to advance to the ALCS! ⚾️ #RaysUp @raysbaseball.com
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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There were dinosaurs that watched the asteroid in the sky, but didn’t know what it meant.
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Sunset Lake Cannabis @sunsetlakecannabis.com · 05/10/2026
This Friday! Join us at Cambridge Cannabis Co. in Cambridge, VT for a meet & greet, plus free merch! Friday, Oct. 9th 2pm-5pm Cambridge Cannabis Co. 185 Church St, Cambridge, VT 05464 #CambridgeVT #JeffersonvilleVT #SmugglersNotch #Smuggs #VT
Flyer announcing a meet & greet event with Sunset Lake. Details in body of post.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prioritizing friendship over a code of ethics, human rights, and respect for the Constitution is exactly what I expect from the #EpsteinClass. Thanks, #Eminem, for letting us know that you’re friends with MAGA/Epstein. 👎🏻
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god? please let it be tomorrow. that would be a sweet sunday surprise. 🙌🏻
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you want your taxes to go down, try demanding higher taxes on the rich. 💸
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@balint.house.gov will you draft impeachment charges? #vt #vermont CC: @sanders.senate.gov @welch.senate.gov
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t think folks are getting it quite yet that a Trillionaire Madman has access to ultra powerful AI annnd he access to all of the private data of the united states government and citizens that was given to him by the sitting president. 💀
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how do I set a beneficiary and guardian for my LinkedIn games wnning streaks, just in case I become incapacitated?
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete Hegseth saying “warrior ethos” highlights how truly pathetic he is. A real loser, 0/10. 👎🏻
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we don’t have to fuel The Greedy. we could work together without Capitalism. is that socialism? is that communism? i’m no economist. but it is a system where we ALL win instead of just a few.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m eating butter cookies made in france and they’re lovely. i think we should all enjoy delicacies from around the globe. capitalists will say they must be expensive to cover The Costs! but what they really mean is to cover Their Entitlement To Greed. we could all share our best with each other.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
I miss when government ads just told us not to litter.
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Sunset Lake Cannabis @sunsetlakecannabis.com · 28/09/2026
FRIDAY! Join us at MothaPlant to talk sun, soil, and smiles! 😎 Meet & Greet with Sunset Lake Friday, October 2nd · 3pm-6pm MothaPlant, 398 Highgate Cmns Rd, St Albans City, VT 05478 #StAlbansVT #VT #Vermont #AlburghVT
Aerial photo of the Sunset Lake farm with text announcing a Meet & Greet event. Details in body of post.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s a band or musical artist that you just cannot believe isn’t more popular? #mueic
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens — the latest snafu in the department’s attempts to uncover illegal voters across the country. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
DHS noncitizen voter claims unravel in Nevada as state confirms flagged voters are citizens
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, y’all!* 🖤 … *Y’all excludes anyone who is dedicated to undermining the #ethics that #DollyParton lived by. So if you support MAGA, byeee ✌🏻
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Dolly Parton: Working 9 To 5
Alt: Dolly Parton gif with text that said says Working 9 To 5
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Lake Effect Vermont @lakeeffectvt.com · 25/09/2026
🚨 TODAY 🚨 Check out the menu --> buff.ly/lzVGEWk Meet the Maker with Bern Legacy Friday, September 25th · 3pm-6pm Lake Effect Vermont, 334 US Route 2, South Hero, VT 05486 #SouthHeroVT #ColchesterVT #MiltonVT #VT #Vermont
Announcement for a Meet the Maker event at Lake Effect Vermont. Details in body of post.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the government is disappearing and murdering people in the streets. the richest man in history is putting cars in space instead of saving this planet. plus literally thousands of other examples. we’re prolly cooked. burnt toast.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
y’all - I don’t mean to be an alarmist, but we might be cooked here. ai is breaking out of containment. the united states hosted a genocidal despot. the senate is committing elder abuse. the doj is hiding evidence of who is connected to a rich child sex trafficker…
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, Godzilla can do hard drugs on screen.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
USPS in Utah dumped 300 mail-in ballots into a parking lot garbage bin. USPS’s current defense? “Laziness.”
deseret.com
Utah postal worker accused of throwing away 300 mail-in ballots in church parking lot
Over 95% of Utah voters rely on mail-in ballots, making destroyed ballots critical loss.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI data centers are promising new jobs - the same way that Amazon fulfillment centers are promising new jobs. But Amazon puts other (local) companies out of business, reducing local jobs. AI is going to replace human workers, reducing the number of jobs. See what they’re up to here?
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this post was originally about the USPS app, and a bunch of random brand apps, but it 💯 applies to the White House TV app.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app. At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda. At worst, it’s spyware.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember: if they want you to download an app it’s because they want to track and sell your data. 💸 #data #privacy #capitalism
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No Adidas.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
and then immediately my 🧠 goes, “what if it’s your last words ever??” 😳 why you gotta do me like that?
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whenever I post shit like this 👆🏻 I think, “what if that’s the last thing I ever post on this app?”
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Floridians like “this is my son, Grayne Silo Johnston.”
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“There is more to talking than just words.” - Humphrey Bogart
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy snopes, could they understand Humphrey Bogart in the 1941 Maltese Falcon?? His individual words are as hard to make out as Tim Armstrong’s from Rancid! I get the gist though, see? 🕵🏻‍♂️
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No Target. No Amazon. No Magnum. No Starbucks. No Ed Sheeran. No New England Patriots. Add to the list 👇🏻 and let’s force real, authentic, global change by boycotting the oppressors & choking their profits 👊🏻
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reading this I learned The Dems are upset that Rep. Al Green introduced articles of impeachment and are thankful Massie took the focus back. THAT. That is why we don’t trust #TheDems - they don’t want to actually fight MAGA. They just wanna wait for MAGA to fizzle out. www.cnn.com/2026/09/15/p...
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Thomas Massie pushes surprise impeachment vote of Pete Hegseth | CNN Politics
House Democrats were privately dreading a politically charged — but purely symbolic — vote on impeaching President Donald Trump triggered by one of their own members.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is a right side and a wrong side here. The right side says that the Government of Israel shouldn’t be allowed to kill tens of thousands of people. Full send. The wrong side says “I’m offended by you saying that about Israel.”
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1) Macklemore is correct. 2) Robert Kraft is in the Epstein files. 3) Ed Sheeran showed the entire globe that he values money more than the lives of tens of thousands of Palestinians. 4) End the genocide NOW.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
know what’s cringe? thinking sincerity and self expression is cringe is cringe. this PSA brought to you by vermont-grown cannabis.
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The new @anthropic.com ads on podcasts (like The Rest Is Science) make them sound like the evil corporation in a sci-fi story. For 100+ years artists have been warning us about machines taking over and subjugating or annihilating humanity, but it seems that we’re gonna do it anyway. 💸 🤖 🫠 ☠️ #AI
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I’ve had a hard time if I’m honest - my mercury was most definitely in Gatorade.” ~Joy Crookes
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
society is either in full collapse or is healing. this past week i was called “dawg” and “dude” more than once in a professional setting by people with whom i do not have a close working relationship. i’m not mad about it, but it does feel indicative of *something* 🤔
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The Reverend Colonel @aphilosophyof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i wonder if half the dinosaur electorate were like “we really should fund our space program to prevent a planetary catastrophry,” and the other half was like “science is dumb. the sky can’t hurt us, you idiots”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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