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The Cave of Trophonius

@oracle.posters.rip
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Can you handle knowledge of your fate? Will you even remember? Will you be driven mad? All appeals to remove labels will be honored (more quickly and easily if you ask nicely), however we are unable to control or change your fate. (Obviously satire)

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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 22/07/2026
My Ozone instance got compromised and they dropped every table in the database that I had never bothered to backup, so GG I guess. Idk how long labels will stick around in their current state, but new ones won't get applied and I expect old ones will eventually go away. 🫡 it's been fun
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 06/05/2025
Hey @yardcrow.com guess who beat you on your quest to 1k lol
Screenshot of my labeler profile showing 1k likes
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 08/04/2025
Having firehose stability issues again 😮‍💨
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 24/03/2025
Finally took some time to do multiple things that had been waiting for _way_ too long. - I now have a post that you can like to be unlabeled automatically! Please don't test it for me if you don't want to lose your label 😅 - Labels are being applied again (slowly)!
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 24/03/2025
If you have been labeled and would like your label removed please like this post and it should be taken care of automatically (feel free to unlike it after)! If your label isn't removed within a few hours reply in this thread and I can take care of it manually 🙂
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 16/09/2024
Brazilian users are in for a treat today! Thanks to @onlyifyousayes.bsky.social all fates have now been localized for Brazilian Portuguese 🪦 Usuários brasileiros estão em uma surpresa hoje! Graças a @onlyifyousayes.bsky.social todos os destinos agora foram localizados para o português brasileiro 🪦
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 03/09/2024
BTW this still stands, especially if anyone can do Portuguese 👀
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 02/09/2024
I have to take a short break from handling new accounts. My system for tracking who has been labeled already hasn't scaled particularly well with the recent load, so I need to redesign it a bit. I'll get to it this week sometime 🙃
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 15/08/2024
Now that labels have been caught up for a bit, I want to give a shout out to @ryannorth.ca, @davidmalki.com , and Matthew Bennardo (not on bsky I don't think) whose 2010 short story anthology was a big source of inspiration for this project ♥
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Machine of Death: A collection of stories about people who know how they will die: Ryan North, Matthew Bennardo, David Malki: 9780982167120: Amazon.com: Books
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 05/08/2024
I don't want to jinx anything, but I _think_ the appview has caught up with all of the labels now!
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 29/07/2024
Made a few small changes this morning based on some suggestions from @wendysparrow.bsky.social - Several new labels have been added - Toilet (Dehydration) has been removed, people previously assigned this death have pulled new ones. - Some deaths have had descriptions added
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BunnyNabbit “Aon” @bunnynabbit.com · 14/07/2024
Some extra data, a labeler leaderboard if you will. There are over 10 million labels applied on the network.
Screenshot of a spreadsheet. There are 30 labelers with their respective number of labels.

baatl.mastod.one	3816843
moderation.bsky.app	2063982
oracle.posters.rip	1535558
nogifsplease.bsky.social	873896
profile-labels.bossett.social	759207
labeler.mountainherder.xyz	728945
xblock.aendra.dev	348109
curationkeeper.bsky.social	326950
blue-cosmos.bsky.social	161423
aimod.social	150350
ff14labeler.bsky.social	35759
nunnybabbit.bsky.social	29175
mod.shawn.party	11863
bskyttrpg.bsky.social	8384
labeler.flicknow.xyz	5227
perisai.bsky.social	4827
flatlander.social	2307
kiki-bouba.mozzius.dev	2300
pronouns.adorable.mom	1789
marklabeler3.bsky.social	1141
yardcrow.com	843
moderation.moe	627
department7.org	499
cryptolabeler.w3igg.com	361
anti-aging.bsky.social	358
tda-labeler.bsky.social	270
warlabel.bsky.social	167
labeler-test.bsky.day	123
labeler.renahlee.com	81
perfect-bra.in	73Chart of the data shown in the first image
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 28/07/2024
Just a reminder that the bluesky appview is still catching up with all of the applied labels. My napkin math estimates ~2 weeks until that catch up is complete. If you're still waiting on a label (or a label removal) sit tight, it'll catch up Soon™️
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,, @fit7.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Jeffrey Combs and Barbara crampton as young horror movie actors in the film from beyond 1986 They stand in front of a large computer
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 13/07/2024
Fates have been prophecised for all ~1.5M users who have been active in the past month or so, but it may still take a while for all labels to be reflected in the frontend
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 12/07/2024
If anyone would like to help the oracle localize prophecies into other languages (particularly the other languages that have high platform usage like Japanese, Portuguese, Indonesian, etc) shoot me a DM
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Bossett @bossett.social · 10/07/2024
If I had the gift of prophecy I would end every sentence with ‘obviously satire’
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The Cave of Trophonius @oracle.posters.rip · 05/07/2024
We set out to do the impossible: Create a labeler that automatically labeled and hid all political discourse. After weeks of development we were ready to turn it on. The result was much stranger than we intended.
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