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What in the name of Jaylon Smith was that sequence of missed tackles by two linebackers

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Yeah but Pickens was wearing a sheisty, so he shouldn’t dress like that if he wants muggings to be called, or something

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They just did mama starr dirty there; let her eat her nachos first

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Noted, and I will only offer the meagre defense that I rarely do it

did you mean to write country <ducks>

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I know he just said “cowboys defense keep Bucky Irving <something something>” but I heard “cowboys defense keep fucking around” Sort of like @sportssturm.bsky.social’s “Worst B(f)uccaneers team ever!”

Guy sitting beside me on the plane glanced over RIGHT at this moment, lol

Danny smith looks like a modern day Roscoe P Coltrane after the duke boys made it past the county line yet again

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We all just saw the bucs player that pointed that the cowboys had it, right?

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“It’s windy back there “ Wait what?

“Communi-what?” “Communi-cation!” *sigh*…

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She has a very youthful grace to her. Please don’t cancel me

Defense keeps this up and he’s gonna get replaced by atheist Parker Badum-tisss!!! 🥁

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Charlotte Jones. Still a snack.

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Sometimes I let myself feel like I’m beloved by the people in my circles, but then I find an inch-long freak hair growing out of the back of my ear that is obvious to anyone standing behind me and yet nobody pulled me aside to tell me about it

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It was entitled “Tony the Head-Wound Engineer” (set to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer) where killer was punching down on the eccentricities of Tony the Engineer, who loved animals, strip clubs, and had an encyclopedic knowledge of Dancing with the Stars. The phrase shouted was “Like Blankenship!”

Still can’t believe reed blakenship still plays in the league; feels like his career span is starting to approach that of LP Ladouceur. I wonder how many of the current ticket generation understand why Reed’s name is so funny to some of us

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George Pickens caught this ball despite Lassiter trying to thumb out his eyeballs like that henchman from Spectre

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With respect to 3LG, Reddy Stewart wasn’t trying to separate Collins from the ball as much as he was trying to separate Collins’s head from his torso

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Finally figured out what the guardian helmets reminded me of

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But I am glad you are enjoying this concert!

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I will never forgive him for what he did to the raptors

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There’s someone especially demoralizing about an offensive player getting blown up on a tackle by a defender that’s wearing a guardian helmet

Compliments hit so much better when they come from you!

The font on the Texans jerseys are absolute ass, but the kerning of the font is especially awful. You could ask ten random people on the street and they’d think the QB’s name is “S.T. Roud” with the Strahan-teeth-spacing between some letters

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Starting the ad-free replay of Cowboys/Texans. Underwater Kenny Albert sounds especially underwater today.

Looks like this one will be worth rewatching later. Apologies in advance for the usual stream-of-consciousness skeets this evening

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Sometimes you get so used to your team playing in prime time spots that a noon start catches you completely off-guard

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Shoutout Jolyon Palmer for casually working in the word “detritus” into the qualifying broadcast, and David Coulthard asking him what that word even means an entire day later

I could watch the F1 medical car do sighter laps on a flooded track all day long; that was awesome

a p @ap-cdn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@jasondfw.bsky.social I was gonna correct you for saying “where the kids snort crack” in your cirque marble video, but I know you’ve watched enough Wire and Shield to know crack is smoked, not snorted, so now I’m tying myself in knots trying to figure out what next level joke you were making

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Tom Brady clowned him on one, Edelman on another

Former players, and accounts comparing his record supposedly before and after finding Minecraft

Or Andy Reid Or bill belichick There are others whose sons have taken their own lives too, unfortunately

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Mike tomlin is getting dragged for having a hobby that appears all-consuming, until you consider it spanned 12 years He did it so he could maintain a connection with his kid Now people can go look up what’s happened to the sons of some other prominent NFL head coaches

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Some of us had the opinion that his tripodal reputation was what attracted ladies, and others posited that he may have just been genuinely funny and the hog had nothing to do with it. Also I said he had butthole eyes because I read it somewhere and it made me cackle

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At the risk of opening old wounds… P1’s were split as to whether or not Pete’s streak of dating hit women was due to his sense of humour or his rumored Pringle can

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Same - I’d do platinum tier but I never have a chance to listen live