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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense

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Nonbinary archivist gremlin posting through it. By day: records manager, friend to crows By night: gender criminal, embroiderer anxiousarchives.neocities.org They/them. Jewish witch who says Free Palestine. No TERFs.

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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 29m
Charade is one of Audrey Hepburn’s best movies. It’s gorgeous.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 54m
I’ve been working on a new cross stitch piece this weekend and it’s honestly the coolest thing I’ve done so far. I’m learning a new technique, I’m enjoying the rhythm of the work, and I get to sculpt and look at Audrey Hepburn’s beautiful face the whole time!!
A cross stitch piece on black cloth made entirely of varying shades of grey thread, showing a frame from Charade (1963). James Coburn’s character is threatening Audrey Hepburn by holding a lit match very close to her face, thus creating dramatic shadows between them. A piece of gridded black cloth in an embroidery hoop, with a few stitches in light grey that form abstract shapes hinting at a hand holding a match The bright highlights of Audrey Hepburn’s forehead, eyes and nose are there, as well as a more distinct hand shape. Audrey Hepburn’s face is quite clear now, including lips and some hair framing her face, which is actually the black fabric. This piece fucking rules.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
rip ms perky you would have loved “clitoral tumescence”
ms perky in 10 things i hate about you
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
oh is it monday
A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her. 

In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place" 

In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 8h
❣️ this is Chief Arvol Looking Horse not the racist name you gave him in the article Don’t use imagery and invoke my cousins this way. Beyond disrespectful
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
God, the concert last night was genuinely soul-healing.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy National Coming Out Day
A panel from GALAXY: THE PRETTIEST STAR by Jadzia Axelrod, Vash Taylor and Ariana Maher, in which Galaxy says "Being
'normal' was never, NEVER going to save me!"
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
“Hey, it’d be crazy if everyone was secretly in on a joke at my expense, right? And everyone is playing a role and just pretending when I’m around and then they’re totally different when I’m out of their sight? That’s a crazy thing to think, that’s just my anxiety, right?” The Good Place:
static.klipy.com
Ted Dancon's Evil Laugh in The Good Place
Alt: Ted Danson’s Evil Laugh in The Good Place
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
“Hey, it’d be crazy if everyone was secretly in on a joke at my expense, right? And everyone is playing a role and just pretending when I’m around and then they’re totally different when I’m out of their sight? That’s a crazy thing to think, that’s just my anxiety, right?” The Good Place:
static.klipy.com
Ted Dancon's Evil Laugh in The Good Place
Alt: Ted Danson’s Evil Laugh in The Good Place
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
So I ended up meeting two incredible gen Xers who let me have their spot at the barrier for the opening set AND helped me get a setlist from stage after. It was magical. I take it back!
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
I’m 100% the only one wearing a pronoun pin. I’m definitely the only obvious queer.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 11/10/2026
I’m at a 54-40 concert. I’ve never heard them before but one of my fave bands is opening for them. The crowd is. Well. It’s definitely straight, cis, and Gen X (derogatory) (mostly)
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
This first season is so brilliant. God. Humans laugh to alleviate discomfort and the writers went “let’s do an entire season plucking that nerve fibre”
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
Time to rewatch The Good Place
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
My wife literally just showed me this character lmaooo
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
Ok we skipped the episode about the female-attracted Moclan. Fuuuuuuck that lmao
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
I can’t believe they pulled off Claire and Isaac!!
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
The writing and tone have improved since season 1, but it’s still clunky. I mostly miss DS9.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
This episode had good bones but TERRIBLE writing. Woof.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
Boy I hope the new security girl gets some better writing. Her dialogue is awful. I’m deeply disappointed in this episode my dudettes
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
I think I need to refine my concept of “good” here. I keep expecting DS9 style greatness and those expectations are clearly too high. That’s on me I guess. Anyway I was expecting the reveal to be an Omelas thing and instead it’s about astrology. Thanks. I hate it
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
I think I need to refine my concept of “good” here. I keep expecting DS9 style greatness and those expectations are clearly too high. That’s on me I guess. Anyway I was expecting the reveal to be an Omelas thing and instead it’s about astrology. Thanks. I hate it
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
Will The Orville finally be good??????
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 10/10/2026
Okay we’re back back and into season 2 episode 5, “All The World is Birthday Cake”, and HOLY SHIT TED DANSON?!!
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
I awake in Carthage etc
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
Taylor Swift can hire a sniper to kill me all she wants but she could never have written a line like “I think you could be the one to plant my lemon tree” and even after I’m gone that truth will remain
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
Taylor Swift can hire a sniper to kill me all she wants but she could never have written a line like “I think you could be the one to plant my lemon tree” and even after I’m gone that truth will remain
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 30/09/2026
never go with an engineer to a second analogy
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw this making the rounds yesterday and had my doubts, so I'm glad to get this additional context on the study. Despite all the repressive bullshit out there, idea that kids are getting reluctant to ID as gay doesn't jibe with the study released in August that we were all talking about.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
I stare down the barrel with a cigarette hanging from my lips. My last words: “skill issue, Blondie”.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
I stare down the barrel with a cigarette hanging from my lips. My last words: “skill issue, Blondie”.
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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone in this story saying “I’m pro-union, but we don’t need one here”: There are 10^x of you at every American company. Literally nowhere is the exception. The fact that you think you’re better than your coworkers IS the leverage that the company is using against you and everyone else.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
I got an email from my local indie theatre for their showings. I’ve always wanted to see it!
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
I’ve got tickets to the 4K restoration of The Devils and I’m honestly so hype
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
Turns out it’s very doable to be happily married and release some of the best music of your career.
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 09/10/2026
Ugh she did it again again
Carly Rae Jepsen did a B sides for her double album
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 04/10/2026
(I’m in fucking Costco high on an edible by the way. This is important shit to put on the Internet.)
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 04/10/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen just makes really great albums that have musical and thematic movements. You’re missing the forest for the trees here. There’s an opportunity to track her use of lemons as metaphors for sex and you’re wondering about why she has sad songs on the happy album!!!
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
@dontfuck.men
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
I read a bunch of arcs a few years ago and that’s a choice I made as an adult with free will. I cannot undo it. That’s a thing I gotta live with. Alas
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026
Sami Shah (@samishah) on Twitter: "Just one. I'm telling you. We eat just one billionaire and the rest will fall into line."
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
I do think it would be deeply funny if we ran a psyop to convince evangelicals that it was a Christian movie
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
We’re gonna do a christmastime rewatch of DS9 and I will have a LARGE thread about it
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
I have also read several CROSSED arcs, and I’m good. Don’t need this. Happy to live my life knowing I’m in a better place emotionally than Garth Ennis
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
No thank youuuuuuu
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 08/10/2026
I’m finally doing it, I’m gonna break down and analyze every Zolas song
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