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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 16h

I lost all my credits betting against Biddy Blas, he’s just too powerful

Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everyone in this story saying “I’m pro-union, but we don’t need one here”: There are 10^x of you at every American company. Literally nowhere is the exception. The fact that you think you’re better than your coworkers IS the leverage that the company is using against you and everyone else.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The two biggest obstacles to enjoying my life are 1) needing to sleep and 2) going to work. If I could just have limitless uninterrupted leisure time, I would be so happy and do so much

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, secret’s out - I’m the new Deadlock hero 🤷‍♀️

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The villain of the Massachusetts lesbian bar story is the profit motive and the takeaway is that everyone should become more communist

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What is up with EA Star Wars games and South/Southeast Asian women as villains?? Battlefront 2, Fallen Order, Squadrons, and now Zero Company? All good performances, but weird that it happened 4 times!

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Star Wars Zero Company is nowhere near as good as Andor BUT it does make me feel about Clone Wars the way that Clone Wars fans feel about the prequels.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

don’t cum on my face and tell me it’s raining

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should make glory days that don’t pass you by in the wink of a young girl’s eye.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

at some point we’re gonna have to talk about the “prestige dramedy R-word”

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If u die in the game, Frankie Muniz dies in real life

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

1. Tetris 2. Quake 3. Papers, Please 4. Super Mario Bros. 3 5. Portal 2 6. Rock Band 2 7. Death Stranding 8. Cocoon 9. Picross 3D 10. Dishonored

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cocoon is like… maybe one of the top 20 games of all time

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

her: you better not be wearing the corpse of a cunty extraterrestrial with plate armor for skin when I get over there me:

A promotional shot of the Proxima shell from Mortal Shell 2. She is a cunty extraterrestrial with plate armor for skin.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m hooting, I’m hollering, I’m sprinting across the pitch like I just scored the winning goal

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The thing about Mortal Shell II is jesus christ Proxima’s butt

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sometimes in songwriting, you have to get creative to make a couplet work. See: “sorcerer of death’s construction” (Black Sabbath, 1970) or “the moon is just the sun at night” (Black Sabbath, 1980)

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I don’t think my understanding of womanhood is necessarily “more beautiful” than cis women’s. I basically internalized all my mother’s messy implicit lessons. And if that doesn’t make me a woman, idk what does

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Having seen The Odyssey a second time, I can confidently say that Christopher Nolan’s biggest weakness is that he avoids showing the audience they might not believe. He wants to make genre movies that feel realist, and mainstream culture loves “realism,” whatever that means at the time

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Inde Navarrette? More like M- Mainstream Navarette! Wait. Blockbuster Navarette! AAA Navarette! Hang on, it is pronounced “Indy”, right? Ok whew yeah. Alright I mean any of those will work, just print the headline.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

so I’m watching The Drama and enjoying every part of it, but none of it feels real. Like I’m glad they hid the reveal, and I’m even glad that the reveal is what it is, but none of what follows feels… truthful

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I think Camp Miasma is gonna wreck me. I was well past the “horror of living an entire wrong life” by the time I saw TV Glow, but I am squarely down the barrel of “I have never known or even allowed myself to consider the potential joy of having a body”

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

appropriate response would’ve been to make the sex hotter and nastier

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I have witnessed some of my favorite jaded, cynical girlies turn to yoga & pottery influencing on IG in the past couple years, and unfortunately the only conclusion I can draw is that I should stop talking shit and find meaning

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

prestige friendslop elevated boomer shooter Oscar bait metroidvania

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

A dystopian cyberpunk universe where one of the Guys has passed, and the rest of the nation is split between “2 Guys” and “Two Guys”. Idaho is a nuclear wasteland.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just found out that a tiny thing (5 sentences) I wrote for a contract job in 2014 is listed on Wookieepedia as “canon media” 😤

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Living in the city is like one of those rare times when the bonfire is right next to the fog door. Like a couple of corpse runs are fine, but eventually you just want to pick up your souls and carry on

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the government’s always trying to get ya for something

A partial screenshot of an IRS.gov webpage, detailing the Form 940 FUTA Tax Return

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My new hobby is coming up with reasons that I can’t do things and would never succeed if i tried

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

chat how do I overcome the torture of desire and live at peace in an imperfect world

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

living at home could be a loooot worse than it is, but it has given me was seems to be a terminal case of “nice young man” disease

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Getting called into my boss’s office and realizing that I’m surrounded by waist-high cover

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Im getting a ton of Obsession behind the scenes stuff cuz I finally saw Obsession and I like bts stuff, but it is frustrating to open the comments and see people (teenagers) talking about it as if no one has ever made a good movie before. It’s not their fault tho, cuz no one has in their lifetimes

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bro… what a stately fuckin pleasure-dome! Did you decree this??

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Why fucking bother doing anything. Like seriously, you spend 5+ years of your life making the best possible version of SOMEONE ELSE’S GAME and this is the thanks you get

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

One ancillary lesson about Graham Platner: be more skeptical of military service!! Medhi Hasan was blowing smoke up his ass about his great military background checks! Don’t do that! I don’t think military svc is disqualifying, given predatory recruiting practices, but it should be -Aura points

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Can I make it without faking it? Like what if I just showed up one day and they handed me everything I ever wanted and said “you made it!”

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I know too much about Obsession. Like I managed to avoid spoilers and everything till I saw it last week, and now it’s like 90% of my algorithm and it’s the kind of stuff that should be BTS deep cuts I learn 20 years later on a DVD commentary

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

let’s get some joie de this fuckin vivre!!!

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

How come a fantasy setting always gotta have elves and dwarves?? Gimme, like… some guys with upside down faces, or hands instead of feet

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Cape Fear is politically lecherous but god is it fun to watch. The writing, the performances, the music… I have the biggest grin on my face watching everyone act like space aliens

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Bro, I’m gonna straight up Cask of Amontillado you. You’re getting Amontillado’d.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Tomb Raider 1: Lara Croft and the Grecian Gorillas Tomb Raider 2: Lara Croft’s Tetanus Adventure Tomb Raider 3: Lara Croft Gets Blindsided by the R Word

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

All my “rebrand” did was stop me from posting. but I have realized the truth: No-One Is Going To Read My Posts

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Gotta say, I’m really glad I haven’t heard a cis person say anything about Bryon Noem. I’m sure they have, but I’m glad I haven’t seen it.

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Episode Ivy: A Biddy Blas Tale @episodeivy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I’ve bounced off Stardew Valley a couple times, so I didn’t think Neverway was going to hit for me, but the premise of “depressed city girl goes to countryside to escape her problems, does not successfully escape her problems” really won me over!

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