juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Two sadists in the bedroom like well this sucks. Should we draw straws 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*deep parisian accent* gentlemehn. ah am well and treuly feuhghcked. 010
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm inventing new types of jokers to tell jokes about. here's one. big Boobs joker. I bet you neber thought about that 011
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guettinge worlde famous for my Booke about which cryptids shit and how they do it. Smiledog will surprise you 001
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026when you and the fellas shove the dilbro up your assholes to guylate them 200
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You’re a medieval knight who just got transported to 2026. You’re not worried about the lack of dragons or the strange metal carriages. You’re just devastated that you can’t find a single tavern that serves a decent flagon of mead, and everyone keeps asking you to 'rate their vibe' instead of duel. 000
Reposted by juckgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru 5553123
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026ATTENTION PIGEONS: THE TOMATOES ON THE PLANTS OUTSIDE WALMART ARE FREE IF YOU'RE FAST 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 01/08/2026PINK IS REAL AND MAKES SUPERMAN GAY #PINKKRYPTONITEMAKESSUPERMANGAY 010
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Welcome back Nature Nippers, my name's Laramie Dicktip, now before the break we talked about how my grandfather, 'Ole Joe' Dicktip, was the first man to ever throw himself off this waterfall into the ravine below. Now let me just whòọºăăãğɣæåěęɛõőọœåāĥǰ NOW THATS A DOOZY! 000
Reposted by juckfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/07/202627 YEAR OLD GUY WITH AN EARTHBOUND TATTOO: Puss in Boots The Last Wish had the best depiction of panic attacks I've ever seen. THAT GUY'S BISEXUAL GF POSTING ON THREADS: Punk rock is when I return my library books on time! TAPEWORM INSIDE A 90 POUND BOTTOM: Where the fuck is the food around here 1239655
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026YOU COULD GET HIT IN THE HEAD AND FORGET HOW TO PLAY PICKLEBALL FOREVER #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026What has six legs in the morning, five legs at noon, and five legs at night? #riddle 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026YOU COULD BE CLEANING UP YOUR SKINNED KNEE AND A BEE COULD COME AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026YOU COULD FART FOR 25 SECONDS STRAIGHT AND DISLODGE YOUR INTRAUTERINE DEVICE (IUD) #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026YOU COULD BE DRIVING IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AND A SPIDER COULD WALK ON YOUR ARM #ANYTHINGCANHAPPEN 000
Reposted by juckjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects 393928682
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 30/06/2026currently working my ass off trying to imagine a hijabi girl with bangs so when she takes the hijab off at night the bangs stick straight up. But my baddie is in my ear narrating transgender comics panel for panel and its hard to focus 000
Reposted by juckUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don't give a fuck so where do we go from here? 1024581
Reposted by juckKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Got the day off so I’m workin on the boat all day to take these hoes out partyin tomorrow. If you are a hoe(of any gender) you are invited. 111192
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026On the eve of my 18th birthday I received a vision that I have come to believe was a message from God. His messengers came to me and delivered a holy Missive that has consumed my life since. The reason I was put upon this planet, my reason for waking up every day, is to "Keep Portland Weird" 010
Reposted by juckceej @ceej.online · 18/06/2026Opinion: I got smooshed into a perfect cube by a horrible ogre. Ten years later, the ogre and I are in love. 1226220
Reposted by juckLordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Today Clavicular SILENCED every single HATER who said he ruined his face. 🥶 The Protagonist #1 Ranked Chad it's officially back. 😱 2131
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'm out with my sons at a nice seafood dinner and a little boy just said hi in the five nights at freddys way 010
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 15/06/2026they didn't fucking write gullible on the ceiling it was just some bullshit mural 010
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"elephant are mammals" why do people keep saying this to me? just because I keep insisting they're actually some other shit? get a hobby 021
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026just killed someone... for legal reasons ATTENTION FBI I didnt do this and this post is a Joke. please don't incinerate me. this is my livelihood. p 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026me: How long are they gonna keep Altering the Carbon of this bolognese recipe! Am I right? my loser son: That's Not really what that means END OF ACT 3 000
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Geiger counters aren't real, radiation just makes that sound 030
Reposted by juckMom @milph.mom · 04/06/2026The Wendy’s corporate social media account posting like a teenager was a net negative to humanity as a whole for the past decade. 121538431
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026March 4th - Pi🥧 Day April 4th - International Land Mine 💣 Awareness Day May 4th - Star Wars 🛰🛸 Day June 4th - NOTHING FIX THIS @joebiden.bsky.social 100
Reposted by juckwint @dril.bsky.social · 01/05/2026beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different 384809838
Reposted by juckjack from online @talking.dog · 01/06/2026do NOT poop in the tanning salon trash cans. you WILL have your rights terminated 101
juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 01/06/2026mfw the show is called jeopardy and no one's life is even at risk 000
