Reposted by SamanthaThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem theonion.com/smoothie-shop-workers-… 81866115
Reposted by Samanthachip🌸 @chipp7412.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#splatoon squid sisters but dessert themed 🍓🍋🟩 2581129
Reposted by SamanthaNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today. 6047841525
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It should be illegal for a button on a website to take you to any kind of app store to download their app unless it CLEARLY states that's what it's going to do. When I click "play" on a video on a social media page, that does NOT mean I want to be taken to download the app! 020
Reposted by SamanthaThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 337185665078
Reposted by SamanthaJoshua Kosman @joshuakosman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love it. My daughter did the same thing with “soaking”. “The bathroom floor is soaking wet”, ergo “I’m *soaking* tired!” and “I’m *soaking* hungry!” 61243
Reposted by SamanthaChris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 13/09/20263-y.o. has interpreted the “lemon” from “easy peasy lemon squeezy” as an all-purpose intensifier. If something hurts: “Owie” If something *really* hurts: “Owie owie lemon owie” 321676147
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hate it when people go for a high-five because I always manage to miss or awkwardly scrape the side of their hand. 010
Reposted by SamanthaUltimateB3D @ultb3d.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My Mecha Sonic MK-II model has been updated in various details (Sonic 3 sprite interpretation based around other enemy designs, I.E Big Arms, Final Weapon, Badniks) 617761
Reposted by SamanthaSplatoon Artist Of The Day @splatartistotd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's throwback Wednesday! Which means it's time to re-introduce another Splatastic individual: @galamari.bsky.social! Like their artistic style? Make sure to go and check out the quoted post to learn more about them! #splatoon #splatoonaotd 1177
Reposted by Samantha~ HØRRØR_MARU (MINOR!!1!!1) ~ @oniunderscoremaru.bsky.social · 22/08/2026forcefemming mario i see? 2611
Reposted by SamanthaNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 352840547
Reposted by SamanthaLord Crump @lordcrump.bsky.social · 20/08/2026TTYD fruits n' sweets series drawing #3 - Grapefruit for Vivian <3 #papermario 11524223
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I always love seeing on-model fan art. ESPECIALLY when the artist doesn't consistently increase the breast size of every female character they draw beyond what it is in official media. 000
Reposted by SamanthaFawful's Minion @fawfulsminion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anyone else getting tired of non-structured Youtube content? As in: videos made off-the-cuff and out of reaction instead of through more thoughtful and involved care? I'm cool with it existing, just not as the majority. It's like instant ramen: tasty sometimes, but SICKENING if that's all you eat. 1311018
Reposted by Samanthaalmanyte (VGEN COMMS OPEN) 🇵🇸 @almanyte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Commission on VGen! Thank you! 🐚🩵 015936
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don't add achievements to video games for doing a menial task to a certain degree. For example, walking a certain distance, killing a certain number of enemies, or collecting a certain number of a common collectible. And DON'T hide loads of collectibles around a giant world with no tracking. Ever. 000
Reposted by Samanthanono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Casual fashion 🍑🌼🌟🎙️ ※ My past works 11922235
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The most I ever made someone laugh was when they asked why I got a subwoofer and I said "to woof". 000
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I used to spend days on end gaming, feeling like they'd never end. Now, doing that is still just as fun but it makes the day soar by and I feel like I've wasted it. Why can't my perception of time stay as it was? 010
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026You will never be a good artist unless you watch tens of hours of long-winded tutorials and spend days filling entire sketchbooks with the same drawings of cubes and spheres. That's what they want you to believe. 000
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If I can hear your music inside my house you're a cunt. 000
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026People who speed up when you try to overtake them should actually be banned from driving. It's moronic and potentially lethal. 000
Reposted by SamanthaSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026In Mario Kart: Double Dash, shadows in the environment do not follow any kind of lighting logic and appear to have been placed solely based on "vibe". This results in shadows being cast in nearly every possible direction at the same time. 302017379
Reposted by SamanthaEggman Posting @eggman-posting.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Eggderella Source: Cinderella Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion (3DS) by DreamRift #Cinderella #EpicMickey #PowerOfIllusion #DreamRift #DisneyInteractiveStudios #Eggman #SonicTheHedgehog #EggmanPosting 02710
Reposted by SamanthaMEGA(米飯) @mega00913.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It ain't easy being cunty 😔 #SplatoonRaiders #Shiver 5357103
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I need someone who uses American English to answer this question. If Coca-Cola is a brand of cola, what is Sprite a brand of? 000
Reposted by SamanthaEloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Blue-footed Booby. The blue-footed booby (Sula nebouxii) is a marine bird native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean. Its most notable characteristic is its blue-colored feet, which can range in color from a pale turquoise to a deep aquamarine. 📸: @dstogs_photography 1012973407
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's so refreshing to see someone who not only doesn't hate themself and self-deprecate all the time, but actually believes in themself. Making a habit self-deprecation really does send one on a path of self-sabotage. I should try to change. 000
Reposted by SamanthaAlice the Rat @alicetherat.bsky.social · 29/11/2025But I just blew 50p on the Cheeky Chic! 2232
Samantha @anthosantha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm so glad "skeet" never caught on as a way to describe BlueSky posts. That would have been so fucking stupid. 010
Reposted by SamanthaBongo @ghostofthewoods.bsky.social · 19/07/2026New NJ law criminalizes interference with trans healthcare share.google/xT0wTeUXv9Bf... Some good news!share.googleNew Jersey makes it illegal to interfere with reproductive or gender-affirming healthcareThe law makes it a fourth-degree crime to harass or harm patients and healthcare providers, staff, or volunteers or block them from entering a facility that provides reproductive care, including servi... 2349721781
Reposted by Samanthamonsieur.png 🐝 @monsieurdotpng.bsky.social · 04/11/2023Vivian from "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door" in the "Mario & Luigi" Art Style. 110235