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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account

@trucewillis.bsky.social
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30 y/o trans girl - three decades down, ??? to go!!

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𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙛𝙩 @skyloftsword.bsky.social · 9h
I'm happy for Orchel
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[FEFW] The first rule of being like The Unkillable Guzran, is don't get killed!
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[FEFW] Guzran talks big... but it's probably because he knows he IS That Guy™️
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Gab Madrid 🔥 @gabmadrid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GIRL DINNER. Metroid Ravenous fanart
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dzeograd.bsky.social @dzeograd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tldr representation of Dietrich's route #FEFW #fireemblem #dietrich
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taibo 💟 @toydrill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#fefw
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone please stop breaking up! i might not be getting any myself but i'd still like to believe in love
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ser @mvma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tweet by user SillyBWoman: "Me and my Boys are playing pretend later if you wanna Pull up" with pics of Creek, Miller, Tre and Tanks otdevil imposed on it
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good mornin
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
overrun by marauding, starving hoards of C people
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湯耶 @13903-yuya02.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ダクソ15周年おめでとう〜!🍄
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you ever just been Struck with inspiration like a bolt and compelled. to create something
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "Skip clash" button doesn't work 70% of the time because the auto-battle A.I. Will always make the worst decisions when left on its own. But that's okay because I just spit my drink laughing at the result
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
started playing kings field for the first time on stream today. it's locked to fullscreen which made me not want to alt+tab constantly and i didn't have a pen and paper nearby so i improvised to map the first floor with whatever was nearby
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
interlude from umineko posting for fire emblem: started with Dietrich's route to see the Connections to 3h despite being extremely lukewarm on him compared to the other options. I would now die for my psychopathic bisexual king.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 18/09/2026
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錠マヱ @joemae000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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leva++ @waterscaled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when they cut my head off will you guys fill my body up with wax and just stick a wick in the wound and straight up just use that bitch like a scented candle so I can smell it from heaven [turns my head offstage confusedly] what do you mean "not heaven" where else would I g
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(half paying attention to various separate discourses but still wanting to participate): I don't think the Qing empire was a sex cult
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"In dark times, should the stars also go out?" Disco Elysium quote.
Photo by u/FlorianPoe
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
none of us are free from the patriarchy :(
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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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katotonic @katotonic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
she's so bby girl
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not playing the new Fire Emblem yet, but I now know about its most important moment.
Perfect Bird Time
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
4 panel comic

an alien holds a camera and says "what the fuck is this"

i hold a camera and a computer chip and respond "so basically we just capture light through a mechanical facsimile of an eyeball and create a binary sequence of numbers representing the light impression thats then stored in this intricate piece of gold, copper and other junk that conducts lightning in a way that it ‘remembers’ the binary code"

the alien looks back at me with confusion

it says "and you guys still kill each other over borders?"

i say "its usually for oil but yeah"

END
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
slowly withering from email writing even as my classes hype me up pls let me read already, we're killing me with communication
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gotta love the use of sensual in the alt text.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 15/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/08/2026
JP (@jpbrammer) on Twitter: "stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence I am not even having a good time"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
doomtemparts on tumblr: "one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture."  [Three tarot cards laid out horizontally on a wooden surface: The Fool, Ten of Swords, and Death.]
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Novika🎃 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @thenovika.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Thank God for Bluesky
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
does anyone else's heart try to explode out of their chests when they compose emails, or is that just a me thing
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Sid~💫💞🌿 Shops Open! @redundantz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sheik [ #LegendofZelda #OcarinaofTime ]
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 10/09/2026
i can't be the only person who finds iguazu in armored core 6 kinda sexy, right
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
old samus comic (1/3)
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「maclunkey2012」 (SELLING STICKERS) @maclunkey2012.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous is all I care about today. 「My Links | My Sticker Shop」
Angry Samus from the ending of Metroid Dread.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
whenever she eats some enemy in metroid ravenous samus aran will whisper "yum dot com"
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LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cornered Animal #MetroidRavenous #Samus #Metroid
An illustration of Samus Aran screaming in rage on a glowing green background with a red rimlight.

She is not wearing any clothes or armor and you can see green veins under her skin. 

Her eyes are glowing red.
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Laur Bagley @laur-rants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
R A V E N O U S
illsutration by laur-rants, 2026. stylized render of Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous, where she is in a cave, her form silhouetted against a brighter background. In her right hand, which usually is encased in an arm cannon, is now brightly lit with green, flame-like energy. Her pose is hunched, the light of her suit a bright red, and it appears as if she is about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Metroid my beloved
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yes it was. so, so happy.
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ScarErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I am tired of Earth. These gamers. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OoT remake owlkind of a milf. reblog
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn
Screenshot of two posts. The first reads, "HOLLLYHYYYY ZELDA IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDD". The second reads, "Good god, the art for that OoT remake looks fucking terrible."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
strawberry-crocodile on tumblr: "raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy"
villainessbian replies: "update: daughter"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/09/2026
[lamb (@darkseavoyage) on Twitter: "Vacuums your head politely" above an anteater using its snout on the head of a capybara.]
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