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@antagonic.bsky.social
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Dumb Ass, MLS(ASCP)CM. One'a They/Thems, Nocturnal Mad Scientist, certified Pretentious Old Goth

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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 4h
good news is once that heals (heels. haha) I don't have to only look at ugly plantar fasciitis shoes to replace my wrecked gym shoes
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 4h
exciting news everyone: I'm a Zebra. it is not in fact plantar fasciitis, which would explain why none of the stretches were doing much for me. I have in fact just fractured my calcaneus a little
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 5h
I think they're going to diagnose me with "weird little hobbit feets"
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 5h
dogs out at the podiatrist office...
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 8h
well, she's a Catholic, so nothing surprising here
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Samantha Asumadu @samanthaasumadu.substack.com · 8h
It's a shame that there was such a delay in reporting on this case until October, when the charges were made in May, because interested people have had ample time to distance themselves. E.g when you search for images of Toby Young and Lola Salem this comes up.
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I fear either the local building department or my own contractor is going to come and break my legs if I don't get these screens up so they can sign off the final inspection on the catio
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also I've exhausted all the mutual aid signal chats and the only immediate neighbors whose names I know. If anyone local has a sturdy stepladder I can borrow... a 6 or 8 foot one would be nice but honestly if I can get like 2 and a half feet off the ground I think I will manage for what I need
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think I will manage between all the offcuts I have saved but having to cut around structurally questionable bits in awkward places has left me like No margin for error without a second delivery
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
don't gotta hand it to Big Stupid Truck/SUV owners but I will say. god damn. If you don't go to the lumberyard and pick them out yourself and instead opt for delivery, they will really just give you the ugliest, gnarliest boards they have on hand, huh
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CimaVax...
en.wikipedia.org
CimaVax-EGF - Wikipedia
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there's already functionally a cure for cancer, Cuba made a vaccine for lung cancer despite being under total economic siege for decades
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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸ @andreaceleste.meangirls.online · 12/10/2026
johnny marr says trans rights! hell yeah!
vinyl cover for the age of everything by johnny marr signed by johnny marr with the words: Andrea Celeste! Trans rights!
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
far as I can tell they added the new one just to offer *something* that isn't blue cross after the negotiations fiasco. and that one doesn't require referrals to see a specialist, so I might be persuaded
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the Borg are a collective but they still have specialized functions as units and i think it makes sense to have one whose job is to be as Wet, Mean, and Cunty as possible
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
worst part of becoming Medically a Wimp is I'm not nearly as useful for moving a house anymore. If my muscles don't give out maneuvering an average-weight couch first, my grip strength will
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want it on the record, if I go missing and they can't find the body, tell them to dredge Bruin Lake bc while it's very pretty out here I Do think I might get hate crimed if my mom does not show up with the uhaul soon
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ah yes, the known and endlessly empirically well-demonstrated, deeply biologically ingrained same-sex preference in reading material
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can't think of four different british people throughout whose positive contributions to the world vs the negatives balance out enough to make them objectively more deserving of the honor than the noble hedgehog
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my father is a man with an encyclopedic knowledge of, among other things, every make and model of car produced by the American brands circa 1950ish-present and the entire Ford truck platform's parts catalog. He barely graduated high school and started smoking and drinking probably around that time
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
peristalsis and muscle contractions, pretty bog-standard stuff for stuff moving through your body tubes tbh
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
angrily wolfing down a poptart before plunging back into the fray. can you believe these assholes didn't even order a pizza or something for a 9 hour LIS downtime+3 hour total EHR downtime
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
much less a guy who is notable for not fucking Reading or knowing what the fuck he's doing half the time
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh this sucks so fucking bad. I can handle myself but what were they fucking thinking leaving *one* MLS and no lab tech or any helping hands for the first two hours of this fiasco
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(if you are a generalist there's an extra layer that there's a "D-test" and "KB test" in both microbiology and blood bank, and they have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. But you are in fact expected to just Know that)
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know, I know, our workcard interfaces are a byzantine behemoth of Fucking Complicated. Trust me it would be an order of magnitude worse if we had to expand out every little categorical thing bc we were not assuming a baseline level of technical/professional jargon proficiency
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the reason why it's a KGBS some places and a DTEST others is that not every DTEST is for a Group B Strep. But the internal test code for a D test on a GBS is "KGBS" because it gets ordered under the line for Kirby-Bauer tests, which you should also just know a D test is a type of KB test
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and I can kind of see how that would be, for a layperson. And I really try not to be a chauvinist about these things. But the fact is, if you had come through a specialized MLS program it would be extremely basic information that you would already know what that test is and that they're synonyms
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the thing is. sometimes one of the new hires who did not go through the traditional MLS educational route will complain to me about something like the fact that the same test is referred to as a "KGBS" in one part of the interface and a "DTEST" elsewhere, and that that's Unnecessarily Confusing
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not voting for a guy with the zionist crybaby sex pest endorsement, if I wanted that I would vote Republican
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DSA armed guard caucus
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would probably even say yes to that 15 hour workday because I'm insane and weekend shift premium time-and-a-half is very lucrative. But you gotta at least Ask first
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey uh. me giving an offhand verbal "yeah, if I need to I'll stay for an hour or two to help clean up after the 9 hour computer downtime over the weekend" to the other senior tech is not the same as me picking up a half shift. Please do not schedule me for a 15 hour workday without at least asking
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh this podiatrist office is using a Google Form for intake. Don' like that. I am not putting my PHI and fuckin. *Social Security number* into any google cloud product, no thank you, I am going to be a pain in the ass and fill out a paper form day-of and they can deal with it
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(I need to look into getting proper shoes but my only two options are flat zero-drops like Chuck Taylors or ones with like a 3/4“ wedge heel that you really can't deadlift effectively in. and either/or probably aren't great for my weird-shaped, near-totally flat feet)
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
but I don't *want* to learn how to clean-and-jerk. I want to low back squat 2-3 times my own body weight :(
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thinking about that guy on reddit who asked one of them to check a "hello world" script for errors. and it found 10. so he told it to fix them. and then check it again. 72 errors
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
taken in context, I'm amazed to see a heavy alcoholic even manage to run for that long without puking
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
unfortunately, they are *really* funny sometimes
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
even if you did, someone'd probably call the cops on an unaccompanied minor, try to get CPS involved, etc etc. I'm not even that old but that was the difference between me and my kid brother a few years younger than me
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get so fucking sick of these sociopath inside-out freaks anthropomorphizing their stupid fucking tech bullshit. "waterboarded". He hacked it. He was doing normal things to an object whose function is just that. They don't give a damn when an actual human being is tortured and probably never will
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok hyperlocals. Without doxxing ourselves. does anyone have hot takes about the extremely long nonpartisan section of this year's ballot
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
running gag. invisible illusory city which definitely exists, no you can't see or visit it
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
alien sex fiend. Bloody dead and sexy. Sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the one big bundle of Big Wheat intimidates me
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
microbiology is so funny. It apparently comes up just often enough that the directors did make an acknowledgment of trans people in our vaginal smear reading criteria, and I'm sure there's probably Some Rationale behind it that the procedure doesn't get into. But all it says is 'idk. read it normal'
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
's a good shirt and a good band. I think people don't read mine quite as often because the text is sideways and off to one side
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't want to vote for these mealy-mouthed pro-AI dipshits. Unfortunately the only real competition thinks I and everyone I love is a satanic pedophile on principle and that the earth is 6000 years old and possibly flat
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not to lib out but it sure is crazymaking in our current bipartisan rat trap system that for any given race on one side you have people with experience and professional credentials in a relevant area of expertise and on the other you have... Christian financial managers from the Grosse Pointes
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
listen I'll cheap out on wine and all available evidence suggests I am objectively correct to do so. But I have standards. If I'm giving out fun sized candy it's at least going to be the good shit
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