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freelance journalist, recreational rower, two time award winning bar darts player // 🌅 driftautumnal.blog

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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 8h
going patooie on that dick, kind of a Popeye the Sailor Man situation
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 11h
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 12h
i think we took the wrong turn as a culture when people stopped using the phrase "ladyboner", we must return to 2011
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 13h
wait they let King Princess still make music?? that's crazy
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 16/08/2023
Just remembered to preserve this before the site goes down
Buck Angel tweeting “Walking streets of NYC and some ass wipe yells to me"NO HOMO" So  I punched his lights out! Then showed him my pussy:)”
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 14h
what did he mean by this im scared
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 15h
every anatomy practical feels like im fighting for my life (forgot how to calculate ejection fraction)
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steph @fkareynolds.bsky.social · 19h
i frankly shudder to think of a "renewed alliance" between the church and cultural institutions
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 20h
men are dogs and im an underfunded kill shelter
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new ramen place opened up in our neighborhood and it’s actually good omgg
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s fall in Wisconsin which means it’s time to play Fox Confessor Brings The Flood front to back at least six times
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
after years and years of drama my mom has finally admitted that her family has bad vibes, thought this day would never come
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you like free video of a white man with tiny cock yes in milking action I can download him here for viewing an sharing in group!
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“excuse me sir… or ma’am… i dont know what to call you but you are gorgeous” sure ill take it
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think it’s kind of funny that collectively we’ve determined that Portishead is music for fucking
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
beautiful fall day to cry in the park
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant the Milwaukee Brewers the serenity to accept the things they cannot change, the courage to change the things they can, and the wisdom to know the difference
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finished Siege of Dragonspear and started Baldur's Gate 2, we're entering what we now call the Gamer Zone
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Criterion Channel 24/7 Bot @unoff-criterion-ch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎬 Now streaming on Criterion Channel 24/7: Dog Movie Directed by Henry Hanson Starring Jessi Gaston, Marten Katze, Milo Talwani Next film starts around: 56 minutes (6:05 PM EDT/3:05 PM PDT) Watch on Criterion Channel
Film poster for Dog Movie
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
talked about this before and again, i'm speaking as a third generation journeyman trades worker, but working in trades is not something that any of the people who write these pieces, or honestly most of you, respect at all. It's perceived as something you do when all the "good" options are gone.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when cruising in an empty ship, if you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
bringing a “masc only, no fems” Grindr vibe to the lesbianism that is getting me kicked out of the feminist commune
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this was the name of my 2021 character arc
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what year is it
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Jump Scare: Trans Person is Secretly Catholic
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dont live in New York and have never been but it’s my understanding that Curtis Silwa is sort of like Vegeta to Mamdani’s Goku?
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sometimes you just have to go with a friend to Woodmans
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cher burns down houses
An old tweet where Cher says she will take a dreamer into her home and business. Someone doubts her and she says then keep your eyes open bitch 

Apologies, many emoji in her message; it reads like a copy paste chain thing
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of my favorite 60something gay guy friends is coming out of drag queen retirement for one last show, a real Gondor calls for aid moment for the Cami community
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every catholic family has that one guy they thought was the Unabomber and one Lesbian
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
speaking of concrete, shoutout to the UW Communications building
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
save me silly John Wilson documentary
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not a good week on the internet
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rose @bluestrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Low on funds at the moment, would greatly appreciate the help www.paypal.com/paypalme/blu...
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
some visitors this morning
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i try to keep it light on here but i would love to one day not be in a state of hypervigilance
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have always envied people who can talk to strangers without the fear of being groped, shown some guy's dick, or verbally harassed. happens less than when i was a teenager but the damage is done
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Resident Evil movie was fun! maybe a little bit too much wink and nodding to Video Games but more horror comedy please
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AnonKaiju @anonkaiju.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely horrendous news
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*coming out of a vaccine induced fever dream* they should make Euro Truck Simulator but for being a gay guy
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legally cami @anodynerhyme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
going home early actually this sucks
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my very beloved friend has cancer and needs some support with bills during radiation 💌
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Support Evan & Ana through Evan’s Ongoing Cancer Treatment
Hi friends and family and community,
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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