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"Alice"

@ankarstian.bsky.social
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CEO, COO, and CFO at Ergod Industries currently it/its Frequently interacts with NSFW peeps so 🔞 is at least suggested. Form and gender are fluid. Use whatever pronouns you think are best.

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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Oh no... Ominous red ball... Quick, everyone leave the store as fast as you can... I think we're all in serious danger..."
The monochrome strong guy from the chad memes staring forwards The ominous red ball
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what kinda bird is that
my orange cat leo sitting in a birdhouse
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
phantom trucker Large Marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, cackling
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
heaping spoonful of peanut butter straight out of the jar 🥰
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My all time favorite TV moment comes from a VH1 show called Tool Academy about a bunch of douchbags and they were teasing the next episode and it was called Tool Rebellion and consisted of 30 seconds of fires being lit and explosions and people panicking because the Tools did a Kamp Krusty
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks tiktok
"c" • 13h
Curated search for you.
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Baz Greenland @bazgreenland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#DoctorWho #Christmas Specials is now out on general release with all book retailers! With a minor amendment to the ending only, this book, co-written with Ben, and featuring essays from different writers and director interviews, explores the development and legacy of 20 years of festive specials!
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm releasing my inner winner !!! Vomits up a tiny homunculus that immediately runs into a wall
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
white freak
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
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Niko @meowing.zip · 08/08/2026
the image below but with brodie robertson's face covered as well as his name
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"oh yeah he's fine just don't ask him anything... I don't think he can talk..."
Ank got lobotomized
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
some of you are Green
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The accursed bird and his enforcer are sending me iconography through my mailbox. I will be nailing it shut and if this continues moving house.
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LB’s kinda tsundere abt how giddily overjoyed her whole situation makes her (she used to be a human ‘guy’) and this further mammary development flusters her Quite A Lot
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ouuuu they dented me
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Permabed Zahnelia 🦈 @zahnelia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
CW hypno The investors could only look at the behemoth blob of shark filling the holding site rivaling a city, deep almost fog horn moans of pleasure and bliss as our hypnovisor is turned up another tick higher by our "advisor", drooling around the hose locked into our maw, being pet as we orgasm♡
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When you touch the Crazy Twig™️ that makes you go Crazy™️ #deer 🦌
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calebcorduroy @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah sure im allowed to ask for free art every now and then, here's a new guy named donny
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[ burping ] she forgot how fizzy those are
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#doctorwho
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i totally get people who broadly prefer flat null but idk something really appealing about nulges like come on. it's the cute orb. my orb #myorb
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ompuco @ompu.co · 17/11/2024
oh my god fuck OFF
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
speaking of beastieball tf here's one of mia's forms, Miadillo :) faengelic - ampersandourselves
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
finished reading Charles Burns' Black Hole
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this is by the guy who made X and Pearl I feel like I must say
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Schei @robuttschei.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
milk from the fridge is good for goat 👍
a swollen, distended schei drinking from a two-gallon container of milk
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✨Shiloh COMMS CLOSED🐐 @qwertycapslock.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Second round of fat chud YCH! #ampharos #pokemon #ych #furryart #furry #dragon #luxray #flygon
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✨Shiloh COMMS CLOSED🐐 @qwertycapslock.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First round (lol) of fat beast Ampharos YCH!! Still working on the others and I'll be opening more slots soon! #ampharos #pokemon #ych #furries #furryart #anthro #digitalart
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Lacks Object Permanence @sumisune.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
rat
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calebcorduroy @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
just waiting in the subway with a super loud bloated gut
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Permabed Zahnelia 🦈 @zahnelia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Looks like we are doing a good job as the factories blobpet cake disposal >///<,,,never to have to move again as cake after cake is brought to our maw,,,♡ Amazing ych from squirrelplant on FA♡ thank you again
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Permabed Zahnelia 🦈 @zahnelia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Need to get an animation of our massive building sized ass getting absolutely WHAPPED
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Aaron Mehta @aaronmehta.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"C.B. Cebulski, who will be moving to Japan to become Editor, Asia Originals, for Marvel," is a deeply, deeply funny sentence for those who know history.
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#StopAsianHate
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"oh, your toddler likes bluey? Yeah, mine listens to Have a Nice Life and Massive Attack. I guess I win again."
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looking up someone on here to see what people think of them and being bombarded with the most word salad brainrot posts imaginable
static.klipy.com
Fly Of Despair Squidward
ALT: Fly Of Despair Squidward
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Jeanne @astralantipode.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
More squeaky balloon antics with these outfits
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I swear to god every time the movies start going to resolve the growing schism between Kevin and Stuart's political beliefs or maybe cover Bob's arc of realizing his art is a self referential ouroboros of mediocrity that's pushing him away from his passions, some idiot child starts yelling "Banana"
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Jeanne @astralantipode.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've always been a fan of video-game themed outfits. I'm told these are extra-special, too! feat @tinmible.bsky.social as my fellow costume tester
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gn
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a panel of judges are sitting at a table with a black tablecloth and a small sign that reads: TRYOUTS. A young person is in the middle of a performance when the eldest judge interrupts by saying, “thank you, we’ve seen enough.” The other judges next to him seem equally bored and unimpressed. Panel 2: the middle judge continues, adjusting his glasses to read off of a clipboard. “Next up… walrus dressed like Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.” Panel 3: a walrus dressed like Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas appears before them. The walrus bashfully asks, “…is this the right room?” The middle judge gazes upon the walrus in awe, with his mouth slightly agape.
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Milligram Smile @ferrettre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Welcome to your new life! That's a good look for you..." Looks like I've been sucked into PMD universe and turned into a Hisuian Quilava, really didn't take me long to get caught by some more.....devious pokemon though, did it? 💦
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"Alice" @ankarstian.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wtf is KLIPY
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Vixen ❄️ 🔜 FurPoc @greybellyfox.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Uggh fox thighs
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Leave. @nannerneff.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two of the voice actors have already said Jax is trans and there's still transphobic fuckbois on reddit who think they're wrong.
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