Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I see we're finally at the point of "Adam Ruins Everything" where he shit talks my cock slinging skills for 20 minutes. "Your problem is that you hit it from the back and then flipped her over, if you did it in reverse a Jezebel Poll from 2014 says it would have had a 20% increase in her pleasure" 010
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Sometimes you gotta remember to reign in being a bitch and just ignore people who are assholes about their shit opinions. 000
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 24/04/2026All I want for my birthday is financial stability, the right to exist as myself, and happiness for my friends and family. Wait, that's 3 things and I only get 1? Shit um.... All I want for my birthday is a Nintendo Switch 2. 010
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 26/02/2026His name was Kirby and he was the goodest boy until the very end. 010
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/12/2025You ever have one of those moments where you're staring at a mirror and go like, "huh you know I look pretty good from this angle?" And then you wake up to a cat biting your nose? Happy Tuesday everyone! 000
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Great, I hate the French now, thanks #TheGameAwards 000
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 19/11/2025People are upset about Pokemon stopped the addition of Eeveelutions but I'm upset that they stopped adding Genders. Like in 1 you just had the 2 lines with different genders, 2 all of them got genders, some of them were enby, 2.5 let the players have gender, then they just stopped adding new ones :( 000
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Society would instantly and dramatically improve if we took the top 50-100% of alt-right talking heads out of the spotlight and put them in a dark room at the bottom of a mine instead. Almost all of western culture problems are derived from adherence to the false god of the grift 010
Reposted by Valerie Knighttalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 07/12/2024they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him… 842262620
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Death Threats are uncouth and might get you banned on online platforms. Instead say "roll for initiative". It carries the same connotations and they'll think you're joking so you get a surprise round. 000
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Alright, that's it, I'm going to say what all you "political commentators" are too cowardly to say; Harris would've won if Tim Walz fucked more couches. 011
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/03/2024Starting a TERF DnD podcast called Gender Critical Role. Entire campaign is sitting in taverns accosting anyone going into the bathrooms. All PCs play as humans with INT and WIS as dump stats, and a backstory that includes at least (1) divorce and/or losing a competition to an 11 year old. 060
Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 06/02/2024One thing Bluesky has on Twitter is you can shorten it to BS. "yo, guys did you see this new BS?" sounds cool and fun. One thing Twitter has on BS is that it's not a ghost town, I mean fr, this place is deader than King Charles in 6 months. 340