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Valerie Knight

@valerieknight.bsky.social
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-She/Her (Trans) -Cryptid Enthusiast -Gamer (Derogatory) -British Denier -Eats Pizza -Breaks Spaghetti

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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see we're finally at the point of "Adam Ruins Everything" where he shit talks my cock slinging skills for 20 minutes. "Your problem is that you hit it from the back and then flipped her over, if you did it in reverse a Jezebel Poll from 2014 says it would have had a 20% increase in her pleasure"
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sometimes you gotta remember to reign in being a bitch and just ignore people who are assholes about their shit opinions.
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
All I want for my birthday is financial stability, the right to exist as myself, and happiness for my friends and family. Wait, that's 3 things and I only get 1? Shit um.... All I want for my birthday is a Nintendo Switch 2.
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
His name was Kirby and he was the goodest boy until the very end.
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Jess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈 @jessieboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
repost if trans people should have dr pepper
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You ever have one of those moments where you're staring at a mirror and go like, "huh you know I look pretty good from this angle?" And then you wake up to a cat biting your nose? Happy Tuesday everyone!
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Great, I hate the French now, thanks #TheGameAwards
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
People are upset about Pokemon stopped the addition of Eeveelutions but I'm upset that they stopped adding Genders. Like in 1 you just had the 2 lines with different genders, 2 all of them got genders, some of them were enby, 2.5 let the players have gender, then they just stopped adding new ones :(
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Society would instantly and dramatically improve if we took the top 50-100% of alt-right talking heads out of the spotlight and put them in a dark room at the bottom of a mine instead. Almost all of western culture problems are derived from adherence to the false god of the grift
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Saint Damien @bringmetheaxe.com · 10/04/2025
A meme which says "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons"
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…
The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe
United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)
Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character, Reader, Assassination, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Denial, accidental orgasm denial, risky sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex with a fugitive, No beta we die like Brian Thompson, Enthusiastic Consent, Aftercare, Female Reader

"Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember.
Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again.
"Thank you."
"You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone."
"Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him.
His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women.
Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow.

The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly.
Language: English Words: 1,855 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Death Threats are uncouth and might get you banned on online platforms. Instead say "roll for initiative". It carries the same connotations and they'll think you're joking so you get a surprise round.
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Alright, that's it, I'm going to say what all you "political commentators" are too cowardly to say; Harris would've won if Tim Walz fucked more couches.
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Starting a TERF DnD podcast called Gender Critical Role. Entire campaign is sitting in taverns accosting anyone going into the bathrooms. All PCs play as humans with INT and WIS as dump stats, and a backstory that includes at least (1) divorce and/or losing a competition to an 11 year old.
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Valerie Knight @valerieknight.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
One thing Bluesky has on Twitter is you can shorten it to BS. "yo, guys did you see this new BS?" sounds cool and fun. One thing Twitter has on BS is that it's not a ghost town, I mean fr, this place is deader than King Charles in 6 months.
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