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kat (animalp4rty)

@animalparty.bsky.social
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phantom menace apologist // she/her

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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 5h
my boomer ass with no netflix subscription wondering why tf east of eden is trending before realizing i’ve been thinking of grey gardens
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time remake discourse can be summed up in this screenshot
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ur not convincing me that OOT looks bad
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me, assembling a carefully thought out childhood timeline trying to identify signs of autism before i was thrown into parental addiction trauma land at 12: hmmm still not convinced the timeline: pulled out of school in 2nd grade b/c of mean girls in my class - FCKING SOCIAL REASONS LMAO
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@sabbyinthelab  

god I am not one of your strongest soldiers deadass stop I ain't do anything to you
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
watching please like me again got me guffawing one second and sobbing the next
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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emma barrie

@emmabarrie

Too much body positivity on my feed. Humans are disgusting. Skin is gross. We have so many holes. There's a skeleton inside. Uncomfortable just seeing one of us in public.
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babe wake up the new i dream of jonny video just dropped
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
next time i decide to rawdog scalp psoriasis for four years please remind me that the very temporary anxiety of going to the dermatologist is worth the super steroids that clear it up in literal days
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a dog in a man's shirt looking uncomfortable  

i am uncomfortable
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
QTP with your favorite main protagonist in a video game that’s NOT Mario nor Sonic.
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
first week of 6th grade reading material 💪💪💪
the underground abductor by nathan hale, two miserable presidents by steve sheinkin, and the giver by lois lowry
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i may be broke af but you can pry friday night all you can eat sushi night out of my cold dead disabled-but-government-assistance-ineligible hands
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maonu @vem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
robot qwops to its death 💔
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
today i had the absolutely WILD idea to message my GI doctor's office (who just referred me to a dermatologist i can't see until the end of october) and ask if they could prescribe my scalp psoriasis meds while i wait and they simply said YES and it's suddenly pending at my pharmacy ?????
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i don’t bed rot as often as i pc rot, i’m much less likely to doomscroll socials there but i AM learning there is a browsing steam recommendations version of doomscrolling
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i swear to god my hospital changed to a fully AI phone service and it is BAD. trying to reschedule today's infusion and i simply cannot reach my nurses (listen i know i should have their number saved in my phone but i have a streak of not adding a new contact in like 10 years, not ruining that)
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
now reading the spear cuts through water
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just learned there’s a new susanne sundfor single out and an album coming in october 🙏 blessings upon blessings in this trying time 🙏
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me in november w my current insurance plan:
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
your friends on goodreads if it's (unfortunately) connected to your FB: - bible study girlies - reese's book club girlies who also voted for tr*mp - recently divorced self-help girlies - people who read romantasy bc they love it - people who read romantasy bc they hate it
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
insurance update: we switched to an HMO for the rest of the year to help them mitigate costs, under the assurance that all of my current doctors and treatments would be covered, and guess who just found out that simply is not true 🤡
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
medical care in this country is so fucked that the cost of treatment for my crohn’s singularly made premiums for my husband’s entire company so much higher that the contracting agency is putting me on a completely separate plan next year and eating the cost just to lower everyone else’s premiums
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hate to be the bearer of bad news but i think paw patrol jumped the shark
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rudy W. Giuliani O
@RudyGiuliani
The debat.
9:16 AM • 10/1/20 from Manhattan, NY • Twitter for iPad
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3,134 Retweets 2,430 Quote Tweets 9,651 Likes
This Tweet has been deleted.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For those who missed it, this was the most important part of #FFXIV fanfest @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
not to brag or anything but last night i successfully fully detangled the fallout from last year’s depression hair, and tonight i started a scalp psoriasis regimen that i’m hoping provides a little relief while i’m waiting for an insurance plan change and a new dermatologist referral
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i cannot stress enough how much "nothing against the italians" is about to become part of my vernacular
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
when you find a funny meme to share with the group chat but nobody has acknowledged your previous funny meme yet so you have to wait
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AndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
watching obsession and so far im just upset this guy’s name is bear WHO allowed this to happen
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if you have adhd and want to go no-fold-laundry, get a 4-section laundry sorter with a lid. easiest dresser of your life.
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
me, trying to remember the names of rosencrantz and guildenstern: “biggs and wedge?”
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
1st panel: woman rolling out dough "cover the dough and let it rest for 6 hours"

2nd panel: woman sobbing: I wish I was the doug
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if my notes from the message from deep space are gonna make me look like a genius in the future, my notes from looking for faël are gonna make me look like i’m possessed
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
things i’ve discovered in july: 1) you can empty an entire overstuffed closet in 15 minutes if you don’t plan to keep ANY of the stuff and 2) you are under no obligations to keep your parents’ hand me down furniture and decor
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
phone memories was like “have this hilarious no-context pic of your kid when he was 4” and then “also hehe a sign of neurodivergence in 2019 as a treat”
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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I got my colonoscopy at Claire’s
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this week has been HARD (3 appointments and a ~time to do big housework~ visit from the in-laws) and this month has been harder (ask me about bear’s ceiling excavation) but i have achieved so much and i am so excited to show my therapist how proud i am of myself tomorrow
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i don’t mean to brag but when my brain has three different simultaneous sources of stimulation AND a very simplified achievable to do list AND has systems in place that turn every task into a 1 or 2 step process i am actually PRETTY GOOD at functioning as a human
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kat (animalp4rty) @animalparty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
you know how sometimes you have a giant hurdle in life to clear and then you think you’re free but right before you clear it life throws you six more giant hurdles??
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“The Trump administration gave you explosive diarrhea” would be a winning message right now
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