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katie a'strophe

@animalcule.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ autistic microscopic bookworm 🌸 millenial, puppycatgirl irl 🌳 speaks pt en fr es de 🌱 aprenent català 📍 barcelona

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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yesterday i learned that "sieve" is pronounced with a short i??!?! the english language is filled with jumpscares
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's been about two months since my life became board games
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
being audhd is constantly having neurotypicals be mad at you because you can't read their minds
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i like it when you look at a dog and they're very stupid
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
saw the ellipsis… it was beautiful…
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sorry i only hang out with other traumatized kids
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
game: discard this card yoda: this card discard spanish person: this card discard
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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
unregistered hypercube 2
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Genuinely thought this bin was levitating
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Nothing, merely tired." — The Diaries of Franz Kafka, February 1st, 1922
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
did they make a joke or was a joke made
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
completely obsessing over board games and it reminds me of how i'd read up on all those ttrpgs as a preteen and then spend hours and hours daydreaming about them while having nobody to play with
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
are there bird petgirls. birdgirls
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
so i bought root and was so excited i just decided to play by myself as all four players (i lost)
photo of the board game root laid out on a table with everything facing just one way. there is a large playing board depicting a map, and on either side are the four faction boards, which were meant to be given to the four players. all of this is peppered with a multitude of game pieces, tokens, and cards.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
everybody on my feed is at work or playing deltarune so they won't see that i'm reading a really good review of root that's secretly just an introduction to foucault
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Foucault in the Woodland, Part One: The Small Folk
Most people would agree that Cole Wehrle did something magnificent with Root. As a game, it’s no mean feat, a sandbox where any number of truly asymmetric factions can interact with surprising flui…
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
im such a dork rocking back and forth with a huge smile on my face waving at my tv and greeting each participant of game changer as they come out at the beginning of a new episode I LOVE IT❤️🧡💛💙🤎
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Presenting one of the wildest things I’ve ever found using image search
An extremely bae anime version of Évariste Galois, reads for I am … Évariste Galois. He has spiky black hair, an angular face and is wearing feathers around his neck and fingerless gloves
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this is a blweet i drafted and never posted because i ended up asking a friend who studies such things and it turns out that yeah, pretty much
draft of a post saying "latin america as opposed to what. germanic america¿¿"
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i'd been half-heartedly identifying as pretty much straight for a couple of years but now i've gotten lesbian for an enby and i sure hope it doesn't come back
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
whenever i see anyone talk about fanfiction in any context my mind always goes to this tweet
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
they need to do way instain mother who killed thier babbys. because those babbys can't frigth back??
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
the delight i get from having written a good sentence is just sansnfndbjcuushwhvwv (well there goes the next one
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
googling best peptides for brain rot
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
no mom you don't understand, people using chatgpt to write is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
sentimental sennymennl
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
good morning hank it's tuesday
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 08/06/2026
Fie on’t, ah fie! ’Tis an unweeded garden
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i only watch youtube for its rejuvenating effects
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Apple, Google, and Meta are very excited to announce the release of new AI-driven products. We guarantee that they will respect your privacy. Unfortunately, these products are not available in Europe, as they have laws to protect your privacy."
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
for a long time there was this confusing background hum deep inside my brain, but i've finally realized that raycon and raytheon are not the same thing
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
neutron bomb. new trombone.
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Spooky Fufu 🏳️‍🌈 @yipyap-fufu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
uppercase after colon (in english) is my mandela effect. i'm sure it had never had existed before this year but now it has clearly had existed for centuries
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
between gould and jarrett there's GOTTA be something to the moaning
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i don't wanna sound adversarial but girl dinner has got nothing on audhdinner
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Killjoy. 👽 @kylene95.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Por favor expresad más, bailad más, sed más rares, nos vamos a morir.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
a flock of trans women is called a sorry
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
judging by my vocal stims i must either be a sheep, a bird, or a samsung galaxy s4
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Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty ✨👑🌌 @abstractica.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
ㅤ ☁️🌩️🌨️ ㅤ
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i dreamt of norm macdonald telling a joke whose punchline was "that HAND GRENADE ELOPED with my WIFE!!"
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i am becoming someone who writes several sentences, separated by periods, in the same text message. is this what they call the death of youth.
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
this stuff is my tmz
m.youtube.com
OpenAI Trial: The 5 Most Surprising Moments
YouTube video by Hard Fork
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
women who are trans can be beautiful in a different way than those who are cis, just as two kinds of flower already have their beauty before any comparison.
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quyat erp @solidarity.pizza · 09/05/2026
the continental/analytic divide
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the sentence "to wax philosophical" implies not only the possibility of waning philosophically but also the existence of philosophical electrolysis
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
what do you mean depressed? this emin double bed cost me thousands
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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I don't know if it's great that Google is now reporting Onion articles as real news
Google search summary answering the question

Did CERN apologize for something

with a link to instagram. It reads:

Expressing deep regret over the catastrophic incident that occurred within the Large Hadron Collider, officials from the European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, held a press conference Monday to apologize for the destruction of five parallel universes in a recent experiment.Screenshot of the relevant Onion article on Instagram

Expressing deep regret over the catastrophic incident that occurred within the Large Hadron Collider, officials from the European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, held a press conference Monday to apologize for the destruction of five parallel universes in a recent experiment. “We are sorry to report that in conducting research involving high-powered proton-proton collisions, we inadvertently caused the implosion of five universes nearly identical to our own,” said CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti, adding that billions of people worldwide might have experienced momentary vertigo around 9:45 a.m. as a result of several of their alternate identities being wiped from existence. 

“I’d like to emphasize that there is no need to worry, as we were able to contain the damage before our own time stream disintegrated into oblivion like the others. Furthermore, in order to perform an investigation, the LHC will be shut down for the remainder of the afternoon.” At press time, a team of CERN researchers in a parallel universe was preparing to perform the exact same experiment.
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katie a'strophe @animalcule.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
delightful video of bach's little fugue in g minor, recorded on a moog synth, being played back to a bunch of astonished kids in 1969 m.youtube.com/watch?v=J8sS...
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Young People's Concert: "Bach Transmogrified" / Bernstein · New York Philharmonic
YouTube video by Leonard Bernstein
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