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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1h

Show us the outtakes yeah: the row of smushed baby cyberturcks.

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1h

The trouble with *that* Tasle video, is that I instantly assume it's CGI and musky old bullshit. Or they borrowed the manoeuvring thrusters from one of the rockets....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 4h

If only Points of View was still a thing....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 6h

Just think how much safer you will be afterwards though....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I've just completed The Last of Us II I am unhappy with Ellie's actions, but respect the developer's decision to avoid the Hollywood ending.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That feeling of relief when you finally manage to dislodge the strawberry seed that has been jammed in your back teeth since the trifle you had for dessert.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I ducking love a good toady. Rock on.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I've just found an IG account posting batshit hospital signage like this ⬇️. It's fast becoming a favourite.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

First the cheese, next the good butter with salt crystals in.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I love the implication that there must therefore be a standard Poncho that the supplementary Poncho is supplementing

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I interacted with an advert for one of those AI 'friend' apps, because the botmaster (?) had misspelled freind and I couldn't stop myself posting the correction. Pray for my algorithm, l8ds.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hah Bumhug etc. I miss having someone whose bum I could hug. And other mountainous areas.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

At work today, there was a sizeable degree of uproar when I stated that the commercial availability of mince pies in October was the only thing I actually like about Christmas.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

An all-day meeting that could have been an hour shorter #names

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I wish that Tapirs were available as domestic pets. They strike me as an animal that would appreciate a good scratch between the ears and would be a good alternative guard animal.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Single malt whisky*. Sip slowly, savour every drop in the back of the throat and breathe the vapours out through the snozz. *This may not be medically sanctioned advice.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The further problem is that if you don't cross anything off, the new stuff appears anyway. We need proper laws controlling the maximum length of lists so you could fill them with nice stuff over time and then they would just stop.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I can hear drunken chanting hooliganism from the street outside. Has there been a football?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There's something very wrong with the cow one of those milks came from m8.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have my bedroom window open tonight. It doesn't feel like there are many nights for doing that left this year but still.....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Soon, everything will be pay-per-view live streamed. Join me as I grind my (coffee) beans and put bread products in the toaster at 5 am. Only £1/minute.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think he was a tank driver, so that tracks.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thanks Nat ❤️. Yes it was / is my birthday, it's been as lovely as it could be otherwise, mind you. Fortunately I don't need to achieve anything in particular this weekend, so if sleep tonight is challenging it's not too much of a problem. Hope all is good with you.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Parents round for birthday purposes, scratching for something to watch found Miles Jupp's recent special. Being as it is, the recounting of Mr Jupp's experience having major surgery during COVID, and being as I am also a person who had (several) major surgeries during COVID, it was...... triggering.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok, so, I like the new Jaguar car. Not the logo though - that's dogshite. I'm fine with it and the leaper being modernised or whatever, but not with that hot mess.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The dream gets to a very interesting point - a pretty lady with a nice smile (cheek dimples!) voluntarily and enthusiastically talking to me at some kind of party, maybe she's even flirting, though I'm never sure about that, just in time for the alarm to go off and re-enforce reality. Happy Friday.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I dunno, Goldilocks and the Three Bears?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Post the celebrity crush you're slightly embarrassed about, but yet are prepared to tell the entire internets

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The National lottery app is annoying - they block logging in at night, probably because of that one guy buying scratchies in the early hours and then not being able to afford their chocolate HobNobs the next day, which leaves us 'you've won a small prize' email-getters in limbo until the next day.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I kind of like the idea of using the frame to transfer water to the shower head in a hidden way. A very ugly hidden way.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Quite strong, for the birthday - sister category, I'd have said.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That feeling when you're reading the news and you're reminded of the sights, sounds and particularly the smell of Billingsgate fish market.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Time for a Coleslaw Lagoon remake?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Marks and Spencer triple cooked something or other - they're about the best oven chips I've found, cooked hotter and longer than the directions in the packet 👍

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A fortuitous interaction of a new frying pan, acceleration due to gravity and exactly how far out-of-level the top of my cooker is!

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the current series of Slow Horses, I'm not unhappy that Mick is getting left in his box for the closing titles. So far at least. I can cope with the weird wailing once a week, you know?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Done in the steak pan while the little fella was resting 👍

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also, sorry to the vegetablists. You guys are cool and all, but I'm a meato. If you were here, I'd respectfully cook some Quorn or something (really, I would, I quite like a Quorn toad in the hole or not chicken fajitas)

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It may or may not please your personal face-hole. I am not your supervisor.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There are several categories of idiot, and I'm sure I might fall into a non-zero number of them, but by the power of Greyskull I can cook a muvver fugging steak in a way that is pleasing to my face-hole.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean, I'd keep the Raven, tbqhwy.

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In some ways, the Asian equivalent of the Cornish Pasty.

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