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Angie

@angiecantgaf.bsky.social
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Doer of things, maker of shit. Autistic as fuck. I do YouTube, fanfiction, and drugs. Esoteric shitposter. I hate people born after 10/3/08; I’m 23 I’m a polarizing freaky bitch who’s really just here to have fun, it ain’t that deep lawl. He/Him

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 10h
A white and gray bunny sits on beige carpet with a tiny yellow rubber duck balanced on its head.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 21h
I’ll swear to shake it up if you swear to listen, pookie <3
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every woman should buy a gun and i'm not kidding
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A white bunny sits on a gravelly outdoor path beside green grass.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel awful using my Princess Diana book as a coaster for my teacup full of vodka but I’m not tryna fuck up daddy’s table
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reverse free use where a moid spreads his legs (and cheeks) and you fuck the shit outta him while you’re on FT with your hg talkin bout random shit
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Brandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026
Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ideal body type is a Japanese female professional wrestler
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
Drooling and Tongue Kissing Sex
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry yall, first period in 3 years since starving myself to death, explains the unusual fieriness.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We can also beat them within an inch of their life until they’re unrecognizable. I think that’d be a fun little extracurricular activity.
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star ⭐️ @dietstardustt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[april 2026 sketches] animal girls 🐾 💖 #stardraws #art #oc
digital sketches of girls with animal ears. 
left: girl with deer ears and glasses
right: girl with cat ears 

brush used: block paint by poki.han
drawn by dietstardustt (April 2026)digital sketches of more female characters with animal ears
top left: girl with cat ears
bottom left: girl with fox ears, looking off to the side 
center: girl with bunny ears and short curly hair
top right: girl with glasses and deer ears
bottom right: girl with dog ears and freckles, smiling as she looks at the viewer

brush used: block paint by poki.han

drawn by dietstardustt (April 2026)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stop preemptively forgiving sexual predators who’ve given no sign that they’re actually sorry Stop acting like platforms and audiences are something they have a right to and must keep if they just say they’re sorry
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey guys, love ya to DEATH, but this is highkirkenuinely how some of us were moving in 2020 and it’s okay to admit that ts was lowkey lame and a trauma response/cope, not an identity we need to uphold to prove to each other we’re not Nazis.
Wojak meme with the title “The 18 Year Old Fujooshi” depicting a rather unsettling, unkempt young woman who is very loudly into Yaoi/anime. The various text around her reads “parents have to remind her to groom herself” “forgot how normal relationships work, puts everything into Ike/seme boxes” “autohomoeroticism” “dead libido regarding herself, can only cook to voyeur fantasies” “A/B/O” “‘if I were a guy I would totally be gay o////o’” “thinks she’s supporting LGBT by sexualizing gay relationships” “her mere presence terrorizes gay men” “doesn’t know if she got carpal tunnel syndrome from drawing too much yaoi or from fingering herself every day” “‘omg you are gay? So Kawaiiiiii” “smells bad” “probably into K-pop and shipping real people” “gets off in public reading hardcore smut fanfiction of her OTP” “rape jokes/kink” “hormonal imbalance from flicking the bean too much”
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star ⭐️ @dietstardustt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sketch page of my demihuman ocs that are in a girl group together! 🐾 🌷 [ #oc ✦︎ #ocsky ✦︎ #art ✦︎ #rkgk ✦︎ #stardraws ] 🌷
A digital sketch page of my demihuman hybrid ocs that are in a girl group.
Top right: bust shot and half body drawing of Nyla, the lion girl. In the half body, she’s singing.
Top center: bust shot of Mattie, the dog girl. She’s winking mischievously and smiling, showing off her fangs.
Top right: half body and bust shot of Alejandra, the jaguar girl. In the half body she’s dancing/striking a pose with an arm in the air
Bottom left: full body and bust shot of Iris, the red panda girl. She’s wearing a blue button up with a chrome silver skirt and blue boots, winking and sticking out her tongue playfully
Bottom center: bust shot of Hope, the deer girl. The second bust shot is the same as the first, except she has antlers.
Bottom right: bust shot of Angelique, the bunny girl.

various doodles grace the page, including hearts, stars, fruits, flowers, scribbles, chibi animals, and paw prints

Drawn by dietstardustt 2026
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Zahraa ★ @igoonto195cmjojos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wanna hear something that would make the Jotaro lovers go crazy? Jotaro pussy
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boobies. Nipples. Tits.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have gone through an absurd amount of lube in less than 3 months.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love women.
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さくさく @ssskkksss2019.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
髪が伸びた場合
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mr. pompadour enjoyer @meatandgreet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trans guy X girl bumping their boobs together 😌
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A light gray bunny lies stretched out on a patterned rug beside wooden furniture with eyes closed.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My gender is Bitch.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, this is a real image of jupiter, the universe is an artist
Enhanced-color image of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft, showing the planet’s curved edge against black space. Jupiter’s atmosphere is filled with intricate swirling clouds and storms in deep blue, brown, orange, cream, and white, with several bright oval storms scattered across the scene. The turbulent cloud patterns resemble brushstrokes in a painting, especially around the darker blue south polar region.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My fat ass counting down the minutes until this overnight shift is over so I can go get McDonalds breakfast
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two bunnies, one brown and white and the other white stand on their hind legs in a wire-fenced pen.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeremy Clarkson and Anthony Bourdain are like the same guy in my head
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Miss them old heating pads that used to give you third degree burns on your womb. They hurt so GOOD 😩😩🔥
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Action Together New Jersey @atnj.org · 25/09/2026
#NJ State of Emergency for these counties: Atlantic Burlington Cape May Cumberland Middlesex Monmouth Ocean Salem
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HEY. YOUS DOING OKEE. YOUS NO GOTTA BE IMPRESSIVE. YOUS NO GOTTA BE AHEAD. YOUS NO GOTTA HAVE A PLAN. YOUS JUST GOTTA DO DA NEXT THING IN FRONT OF YOUS AND DEN DA ONE AFTER DAT. DAT HOW WALL GET BUILT. ONE ROCK. DEN ANOTHER ROCK. NOBUDDEE EVER BUILD WALL BY WORRYING BOUT ROCK NUMBAH FOUR HUNNERD.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 24/09/2026
I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head
Responding To Whatever
You Made Up In Your Head
Factory
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i made progress and that’s all that matters
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hard launching the whimsy 42 y/o millennial boyfwiend :3
Picture of me and boyfriend (Tim) at a winery. Tim is wearing a green shirt and a steampunk top hat; I am wearing a white tank top, a pink and white heart choker, and  white lace bunny ears. Picture of me and boyfriend (Tim) at a winery. Tim is wearing a green shirt and a steampunk top hat; I am wearing a white tank top, a pink and white heart choker, and  white lace bunny ears. We’re both leaning in for a kiss.
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I literally can’t tell you how pleased I am with the stretch marks on my tits after starving them off for the past 3 years. PLEASE, God, do what you gotta do to inflate them again.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not surprised in the slightest
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Fae | 🦇🧛‍♀️⚰️🌙 @faerlymagical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Forgot to share this absolute FREAK SHIT yesterday.
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City of Carthage @cityofcarthage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see no difference.
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⭐🔞Sakiresankhalife 🔞⭐ @sakire46.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Beavisandbutthead #Beavhead #Fanart
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NikaKarasik @karasichek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boss #jjbafanart
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was me guys mb
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 20/09/2026
I Ordered A Call Girl And She Was So Sensual That She Started Squirting All Over My Room And Soaked Everything, So I Got Mad And She Let Me Fuck Her, But She Enjoyed It So Much She Just Kept Cumming! And Then We Were Just Fucking And Squirting Everywhere And It Was All A Complete Mess!
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need to be around some thick girls rn
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Girl autism but in a Philomena Cunk way
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Help I’m gay wine drunk
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adamantine @adamantine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport
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Angie @angiecantgaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me
Image of a YouTube thumbnail with the title “Meet my new girlfriend, Francine”. The image in the thumbnail shows a young blonde man in his car, smiling and looking over at a dakimakura (body pillow) of Francine Smith from the TV show American Dad.
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