Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just ripped a big one, and I didn't make much of an effort to protect the dog from it. 120
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elon Musk is shaped like an ampersand. bsky.app/profile/anti... 010
Reposted by Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)Samuel @samuel.fm · 26/09/2026I had a horrible time watching that. great movie 021
Reposted by Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051361133
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dylan Klebold was born on September 11th, that sonofabitch. 130
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If a reporter had asked Trump what he has felt over the years about Dolly Parton's tits, he absolutely would have answered and in long detail. bsky.app/profile/theg... 131
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026JD Vance's wife yelling at me to slow down because their kids are playing outside. 010
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Do you ever look up at the pink sunset and see a very high flying airplane in the light blue streaking like a Disney shooting star and then fantasize that it's instead an ICBM about to take out Denver or maybe Phoenix? 050
Reposted by Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Me when a fantasy game spells something common normally: hmm not sure I'm feeling running errands for some asshole called the shadow mother Me when a fantasy game spells something common with a different vowel: I pledge my life to the Under Mether. Tell the census taker that's my new religion 081
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If Dale Earnhardt were just ever so briefly quadriplegic before he died, then he is a quadraplegic in the afterlife. Change my mind. 120
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There's a Hal Linden, a Hal Ashby, and a Linden Ashby. That shit's crazy. 020
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In fairness, the producers of Over the Top gave us as fine of a professional arm wrestling movie as we could have expected. 141
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Trump will stop trying to build the ballroom if you show him Backrooms. 030
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mr. Miyagi: The Pervert Years. 010
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The worst Christopher Walken impression is still the Champagne bottle indention on Natalie Wood's forehead. 151
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Chairman Kaga, eat my butthole like a bell pepper. 132
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Helicoptering my dick and pouring one out for Vic Morrow. 030
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Throwing fourteen young nobles into the maze so John Fetterman can feed. 000
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham to Mitch McConnell. bsky.app/profile/mome... 061
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham also liked Walt Disney the person. 031
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/07/2026RIP to "Ol' Long Balls" Lindsey Graham. 041
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The only way to keep cool is to drink antifreeze. 020
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I realized this morning that Q from ST:TNG is just Mister Mxyzptlk or The Great Gazoo, so now I'm down on the guy. "Omnipotent trickster." Get a job, sir. 130
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 19/06/2026"Welcome to Girth Absurd Cock Weighs a Ton" -- Joe Stiffie 020
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You can tell Landry Shamet is so close to achieving telekinesis. 050
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Flavortown has a council-manager form of city government. Guy Fieri has no real power. 030
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 14/05/2026That's a lot of dicks, partner. 010
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Just wrote the hardest rocking song of all time: 'Scuse me, Teach I don't mean to be imprudent I just wanna be your... Your sex student! It's called "Sex Student". 121
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The homeless in San Francisco should be allowed to kill, cook, and eat sea lions. 110
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It's when people stopped offering up their fealty. That's when it all first started going downhill. 151
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 23/04/2026When the fascists come for us, I'm selling out the Disney Adults. 020
Reposted by Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it 423450
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Apocalypto except it's a pack of African wild dogs trying to chase down Barry Sanders. 000
Reposted by Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)mimon fishbum @mimonfishbaum.bsky.social · 15/04/2026death doula the mic rula 121
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"Take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off of your face." bsky.app/profile/alex... 000
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 15/03/2026There's only two Presidents in history who can non-consecutively suck my dick. 000
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Looking for angel investment in my grave-pissing business. 010
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I was just at the 111th and Elm QuikTrip, and Tilly Norwood flashed me the international hand signal for help from the backseat of a Rav4. 020
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Me and my diarrhea racing to the toilet. bsky.app/profile/mome... 000
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood fill a lot of the same need. 1113
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The Rapist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew. 071
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Travis from Ol' Yeller would take care of those ski slope dogs. He would follow through and do the right thing. The Italians remain cowards. 110
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 17/02/2026They are forcing me out of retirement to win a mog-off. I don't see the urgency, but I am obligated to do what I must. 010
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/02/2026We shouldn't know where the bobsledders and lugers go. It should be like Plinko. 031
Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 05/02/2026In 1984, if the stewardess gave you the whole can of Canada Dry, then that meant you were her little sweetie. 150
