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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers)

@andymays.bsky.social
571 followers 821 following 5.5K posts

Proud Poster. Oh my.

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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 2h
Those are Beiber-quality eyebrows.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 2h
Saved Yaddle from getting beaten with hammers.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 5h
The state loves a little national attention, sure.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 5h
I live in Oklahoma.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 5h
It's probably just good coke.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe, but Officer and a Gentleman beat it by five years.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 6h
I'm sure she's fun right up until the point she bites.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe Selma Blair doesn't have MS. Maybe she has rabies.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 6h
You've just got to remember a very tiny waitress shitting on Cliff Clavin.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 6h
The DIAR-y of RHEA perlman. You're good to go now, Greg.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Huh. That's a good point. Stick around here as you might be needed again.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did Shane Gillis say he was inside a gym?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine wearing a Wu Tang shirt and then getting your ass kicked by a soccer referee. You'd have to go back to the first chamber and start over.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You had to regulate.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That sucks. Gum is a responsibility.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sure. What's up?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And very unique work experience inside their field.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yikes. The mechanics who do the high end work on these cars must have stories.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If there's one thing I learned from Covid, then it's knowing that a hug can fix everything. Now get over here and get yours. Bring it in. Come on now. Nuclear schmuclear.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy shit, Drew. This shouldn't be happening.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. And there will be those who are roped into this ride with MAGA who will feel far removed from their friends' enthusiasm for this barbarity and then question *themselves* as to why they do not share that same bloodlust and blind hatred. It's a confliction many won't be able to reconcile.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's up, Noel?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth and co. are so far up their own chat groups' asses that they don't have perspective enough to understand just how horrific someone being shot to death will register to uninitiated "normal" people who don't live online for 10 hours a day. It's not only sociopathic it's politically stupid.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Skarsgard fighting with gas here.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scheduling a HVAC tune-up for the house, because 50 is the age when life really begins.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bet your Peyton Manning character is equally as good.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sonsofbitches.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're just built different.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, fuck that guy.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What flavor of vape juice?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Muted trombone noises*
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, you're fucked.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because them boats were just that cool.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope the Econoline is filled with super fat clowns with slide whistles.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if Glen had an upper lip?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm going to mail Mark a live bear.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dutch-angled mf'er.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, congrats on the engagement.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then Mr. T as the Bearded Lady it is.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm going Obama or Mr. T.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus Christ!
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dear God.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bet she hasn't forgotten it either. Probably still makes fun of you TBH.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's the stuff right there.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you get a taste of those sweet, sweet licensing fees, Max?
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's beautiful.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not going to remember that, Kevin. I suggest you write it down.
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Big Dick Enbergy (544 Followers) @andymays.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, you large.
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