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Andy 🛋️

@andycouch.com
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Design Technologist, moving picture enthusiast, comic book hoarder, occasional drone pilot, sometimes DIYer, former frog, and an Oxford comma fanatic. “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.” he/him • #PDX • ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸

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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/09/2026
I remember downloading this image from a BBS in 1993 because I thought it was really funny. Seeing it now... it's just mildly amusing at best.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 26/09/2026
Earl.
A black and white photo of a gray cat seated directly in front of the camera and staring into it intently.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 22/09/2026
40 years ago...
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 20/09/2026
When that edible hits. #BirdOfTheDay #CaptionThatBird 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a juvenile Cooper's hawk (Astur cooperii) perched on the flat top of a cut off tree stump, its wings held partially out, tail up, and feathers floofed out while it gazes upward with its beak slightly open. It's a medium-sized hawk with a dark brown upper body, streaky brown and tan breast & belly, striped tail, smalled hooked beak, and pale irises. The background is a blurred shady forest setting.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 06/09/2026
Don't worry @decafjedi.com, there's a vending machine.
A virtual vending machine. Spoiler: It does not vend.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 04/09/2026
I got me one of those manly cats.
A gray cat looking off to the side.
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ralphie, like other rescue bats, likes to: have a Snuggle Buddy to sleep with.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/08/2026
The Pet Shop Boys song "Suburbia" was released on September 22, 1986. The sitcom ALF, whose theme song sounds almost identical, premiered on September 22, 1986. What does it mean?
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/08/2026
We like to put small treats in the little free library sometimes for the kids, like stickers or toys. Someone decided it needed a few other items, including wart remover. 😐
A photo of random items inside a little free library, including hand sanitizer, room deodorizer, a seed ball advertised as "Unicorn Poop," and a bottle of wart remover.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/08/2026
Optimus Prime was cool, but his best role was obviously that of the "Knight Automated Roving Robot, KARR if you prefer."
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KARR Checks Into a Drive-Thru | Knight Rider
YouTube video by Knight Rider Official
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CARTOON/COLUSS2.GIF
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 27/08/2026
You know you can foster a set of perfect matching ding-dongs like this with your local animal rescue, and then keep them all for yourself when you decide no one else is good enough for them? 🐶🐶 #InternationalDogDay
A photo of two very similar looking light brown staffie type dogs lying on a living room floor, sort of on a fuzzy white dog bed. One is dressed in a spotted deer fleece and wears a name tag on its collar that says "AUGIE," and the other wears a name tag that says "GREMLIN." Both are looking into the camera expectantly.A photo of two light brown staffie type dogs sitting and posing on a front porch next to Halloween jack-o-lanterns. The one on the left has a name tag on its collar that says "GREMLIN" and is wearing a dark green stegosaurus costume. The one on the right is wearing a name tag on its collar that says "AUGIE" and is wearing a hot dog costume.A photo of two light brown, prick-eared staffie type dogs lying next to each other on a white bed in a hotel room, looking toward the left.A photo of two light brown, prick-eared staffie type dogs on leashes wearing colorful patterned raincoats, sitting next to one another and posing in a thick carpet of yellow and orange autumn leaves. They are staring into the camera and the feet of the person holding the leashes is just visible behind them.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 25/08/2026
When I was 3-years old, this was my favorite song, probably just because it had my name in it. My mom had this album on a white 8-track tape and I would ask to listen the song regularly.
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Me and Little Andy
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 25/08/2026
I'm heartbroken by the news about Dolly Parton. Speaking as someone from Appalachia, she always represented the very best of our culture and people in a world that defaulted to negative stereotypes of the region. What a loss.
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Hannah of Denver @meanmaxine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT NOW BLUESKY, DOLLY PARTON JUST DIED AND WE ARE COLLECTIVELY GRIEVING
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Also, I highly recommend the amazing podcast Dolly Parton's America, which is full of tremendous reporting and unusual insight, as well as a terrific interview with Dolly: www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 24,1946
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE TALKING ABOUT HIS ABILITY TO HYPNOTIZE 
NANCY: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE THAT LITTLE BIRD ?
SLUGGO: I'LL TRY
P2- SLUGGO’S CONCENTRATING AND LOOKS INTENTLY AT THE LITTLE BIRD
SLUGGO: ABBA DABBA--YOU'RE AN EAGLE YOU'RE AN EAGLE
P3- THE LITTLE BIRD SWOOPS DOWN AND TAKES NANCY’S BABYDOLL OUT OF ITS TOY CRIB
P4- SLUGGO LOOKS ON AS NANCY CALLS OUT TO THE BIRD
NANCY: COME BACK WITH MY BABY
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/08/2026
I love these little guys.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 20/08/2026
I think I need this album. I don't care what the music sounds like.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TRAINS/TRAIN1.GIF
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/08/2026
My first two CDs were purchased at the same time. One is still in regular rotation, the other I haven't listened to in this millennia.
Faith No More - Introduce YourselfHeavy D. & The Boyz - Big Tyme
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Defector @defector.com · 15/08/2026
"Chooooo. A multichordal woodwind noise pierced the valley, prompting a flood of visual imagery in my brain: old-timey trains in cowboy movies, the Hogwarts Express, Thomas the motherfucking Tank Engine. We were really geeking now."
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Everybody Loves Big Boy | Defector
My name is Noelle, and I’m a fan of the world’s largest operating steam locomotive. I used to think this was a unique fact about me. But recently our tiny fandom has exploded. Big Boy, as he’s…
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Devin @devincf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
25 years ago I saw this guy online for the first time, back when the internet seemed so exciting and hopeful.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah choocho
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 11/08/2026
Tomahawk.
A photo of Mike Patton, a middle-aged man with braided dark hair, singing passionately on stage under red and white stage lights, head tilted back and mouth wide open, holding a corded microphone up in his raised right hand. He wears a white button-up shirt under a black vest. A projection reading "Tomahawk" (almost) is visible in the background, along with a drummer. A setlist is taped to equipment on the right.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 11/08/2026
Sweet, you guys, Melvins is playing the mall!
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Current status...
The band Tomahawk playing live in Portland, Oregon.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Something reminded me about the very first animated GIF I ever made, back when animated GIFs were actually animated images following the GIF89a specifcation, not the videos that sites like Giphy just call "GIFs" today. Ironically, I had to capture this as a video just to share.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 09/08/2026
🐈🐈
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 08/08/2026
Happy #Caturday!
A gray cat being mischievous and sitting on the top of a shelf, next to a waving lucky cat styled like the cat from Hausu.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 01/08/2026
We listen to KALX most days lately. Don't hear this one on the radio often!
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/07/2026
Cold brew coffee + Nutella® Peanut
A thumbs up emoji, but made from a peanut shell.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 29/07/2026
We've been listening to KALX on Sonos for the past few weeks. It really is the best radio station.
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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The average American can't comprehend the Oregonian mind. You think you know people and then you meet Bob, who's wearing tie dye under his 1% club leathers and telling you about the benefits Reiki healing inside his crystal shop with a sign that reads, "This store is protected by the 2nd Amendment."
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/07/2026
The first HTML editor I used was HoTMetaL in 1994, but I'm sure I used HotDog at some point as well. If you didn't know, the world wide web was really "hot" back then.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/07/2026
Bluesky's built-in translation service is pretty useless. "Go luck, they are going to have the Australians!"
A skeet in Spanish that says: "Vaya suerte van a tener los australianos. Vaya dos bandas tocando por esos lares"

Followed by the in-app translation to English that says: "Go luck, they are going to have the Australians. Go two bands playing by those Lares"A Google Translate screenshot showing the original Spanish text: "Vaya suerte van a tener los australianos. Vaya dos bandas tocando por esos lares"

Followed by the English translation: "The Australians are in for a real treat. What a pair of bands playing over there."
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 24/07/2026
None. I've photo'd about half of 'em and they're all much uglier in real life.
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Willamette Week @wweek.com · 15/07/2026
Howdy, neighbor! We’re having a concert over here. And over there. There, too.
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Overlook Porchfest, the Most Wholesome Music Festival in Town
Matthew Trueherz
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell in the "red room" popularized by Twin Peaks
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/07/2026
We're one of the hosts for the Overlook Porchfest in Portland tomorrow! I'm already having stress dreams about it, so I'm sure it'll be great! More info: overlookneighborhood.org/porchfest/
An image with the text "We're hosting" sitting above the "Overlook Porchfest" logo.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 08/07/2026
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
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Twin Peaks S3_E11 Car Scene
YouTube video by TwinPeaks1
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 04,1956
P1- NANCY IS RUNNING WHILE CARRYING HER CAMERA 

P2- SUDDENLY NANCY STUMPED HER TOE ON A ROCK CAUSING HER TO DROP HER CAMERA 

P3- NANCY HAS JUST LEFT A SHOP WHERE SHE HAD THE FILM IN HER CAMERA DEVELOPED , AND SHE IS PUZZLED BY A PHOTOGRAPH 

P4- NANCY HAS TAKEN A CLOSE UP OF A VERY PLEASANT LITTLE SNAIL
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 05/07/2026
Cashier at Ace Hardware today: "Would you like a free American flag? ...you can turn it upside down." #PDX
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 04/07/2026
Visited these swallows nesting in the wall of Bless Your Heart Burgers yesterday. Not sure what kind of pipe that is, but I'm glad the heavy rain we had several days ago didn't wash them out. #BirdOfTheDay #WildMotion 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a violet-green swallow (Tachycineta thalassina) nest inside a drain pipe in the side of a corrugated metal wall. Three brown and white feathered chicks are visible in the pipe opening, in focus and facing the camera, their bright yellow and red mouths wide open as they beg for food. Slightly out of focus in the foreground, with iridescent green back and violet wings and tail, an adult swallow approaches the nest cavity with wings spread wide.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 02/07/2026
Happy anniversary to me and this celebrity.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/07/2026
There really is some Great Stuff™ coming out of the Great American State Fair.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 28/06/2026
Our neighbor drew faces on all the poppy heads in her front garden. #pdx
A photo of a pale blue-green poppy seed pod with a smiley face drawn on it in black marker. Additional poppy pods with smiley faces are visible in the soft-focus background amid lush garden foliage.A photo of several poppy seed pods with smiley faces drawn on them in black marker growing in a garden.A photo of a pale blue-green poppy seed pod with a widely grinning smiley face drawn on it in black marker. Out of focus greenery is visible in the background behind it.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 20/06/2026
Now that Faith No More is officially on Bluesky, I've updated the Caca Volante feed to include their posts as well. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 19/06/2026
I don't normally drink spirits without mixers, but this one is quite enjoyable. Good work Stone Barn Brandyworks! 🥃 Cheers!
A bottle of Peach Rock & Rye from Stone Barn Brandyworks sitting next to a glass with a large ice cube and about 2 oz. of the spirit poured into it.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 16/06/2026
It's happening...
A photo of a crowd at a concert with a big 2027 in the center with the Faith No More star in the background.
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