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@andycouch.com
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Design Technologist, moving picture enthusiast, comic book hoarder, occasional drone pilot, sometimes DIYer, former frog, and an Oxford comma fanatic. “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.” he/him • #PDX • ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸

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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 29/09/2026
So did Heather, hence the "how dare you" comment. I didn't even know it was Bloom County, but the art style does look familiar.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/09/2026
I remember downloading this image from a BBS in 1993 because I thought it was really funny. Seeing it now... it's just mildly amusing at best.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 26/09/2026
Earl.
A black and white photo of a gray cat seated directly in front of the camera and staring into it intently.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 22/09/2026
40 years ago...
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 20/09/2026
When that edible hits. #BirdOfTheDay #CaptionThatBird 📷🌿🪶
A photo of a juvenile Cooper's hawk (Astur cooperii) perched on the flat top of a cut off tree stump, its wings held partially out, tail up, and feathers floofed out while it gazes upward with its beak slightly open. It's a medium-sized hawk with a dark brown upper body, streaky brown and tan breast & belly, striped tail, smalled hooked beak, and pale irises. The background is a blurred shady forest setting.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 15/09/2026
Both of the ones with green text are official VHEMT bumper stickers. I originally thought of VHEMT as just an early Internet thing, but there's a couple of folks that still attend local events here and set up a tent to continue to spread the word (and sell bumper stickers).
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 06/09/2026
Don't worry @decafjedi.com, there's a vending machine.
A virtual vending machine. Spoiler: It does not vend.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 04/09/2026
I got me one of those manly cats.
A gray cat looking off to the side.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/09/2026
Thanks, Chris!
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ralphie, like other rescue bats, likes to: have a Snuggle Buddy to sleep with.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/08/2026
😭
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/08/2026
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thankfully @hlkfotos.com made me a back up cake.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/08/2026
😂 Thanks, Matt!
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/08/2026
The Pet Shop Boys song "Suburbia" was released on September 22, 1986. The sitcom ALF, whose theme song sounds almost identical, premiered on September 22, 1986. What does it mean?
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/08/2026
Note about the linked video: Paul Frees is the voice of KARR in "KITT vs. KARR" (season 3) but Peter Cullen was the original voice of KARR in "Trust Doesn't Rust" (season 1), and in the 2008 Knight Rider reboot.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/08/2026
We like to put small treats in the little free library sometimes for the kids, like stickers or toys. Someone decided it needed a few other items, including wart remover. 😐
A photo of random items inside a little free library, including hand sanitizer, room deodorizer, a seed ball advertised as "Unicorn Poop," and a bottle of wart remover.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/08/2026
💯 I love that he was in that episode. The next time KARR appears in Season 3 it's just not the same without "Larry."
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/08/2026
Optimus Prime was cool, but his best role was obviously that of the "Knight Automated Roving Robot, KARR if you prefer."
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KARR Checks Into a Drive-Thru | Knight Rider
YouTube video by Knight Rider Official
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/08/2026
Yeah, and the roasting is the hardest part to get right. I'd rather just buy good beans and then I can do the rest of the ritual for my cup of coffee.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CARTOON/COLUSS2.GIF
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 27/08/2026
You know you can foster a set of perfect matching ding-dongs like this with your local animal rescue, and then keep them all for yourself when you decide no one else is good enough for them? 🐶🐶 #InternationalDogDay
A photo of two very similar looking light brown staffie type dogs lying on a living room floor, sort of on a fuzzy white dog bed. One is dressed in a spotted deer fleece and wears a name tag on its collar that says "AUGIE," and the other wears a name tag that says "GREMLIN." Both are looking into the camera expectantly.A photo of two light brown staffie type dogs sitting and posing on a front porch next to Halloween jack-o-lanterns. The one on the left has a name tag on its collar that says "GREMLIN" and is wearing a dark green stegosaurus costume. The one on the right is wearing a name tag on its collar that says "AUGIE" and is wearing a hot dog costume.A photo of two light brown, prick-eared staffie type dogs lying next to each other on a white bed in a hotel room, looking toward the left.A photo of two light brown, prick-eared staffie type dogs on leashes wearing colorful patterned raincoats, sitting next to one another and posing in a thick carpet of yellow and orange autumn leaves. They are staring into the camera and the feet of the person holding the leashes is just visible behind them.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/08/2026
Gonna have to plant a lot more grapes. Also, there's so much good wine; no one needs me making bad wine.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/08/2026
Last year's batch was just one gallon of the purple grapes. This year is 1.5 gallons of purple grapes and 2.5 gallons of green grapes. I'm hoping this is enough to yield about one pint of jelly after I cook them down.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 25/08/2026
When I was 3-years old, this was my favorite song, probably just because it had my name in it. My mom had this album on a white 8-track tape and I would ask to listen the song regularly.
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Me and Little Andy
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 25/08/2026
I'm heartbroken by the news about Dolly Parton. Speaking as someone from Appalachia, she always represented the very best of our culture and people in a world that defaulted to negative stereotypes of the region. What a loss.
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Hannah @meanmaxine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT NOW BLUESKY, DOLLY PARTON JUST DIED AND WE ARE COLLECTIVELY GRIEVING
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Also, I highly recommend the amazing podcast Dolly Parton's America, which is full of tremendous reporting and unusual insight, as well as a terrific interview with Dolly: www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 24,1946
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE TALKING ABOUT HIS ABILITY TO HYPNOTIZE 
NANCY: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE THAT LITTLE BIRD ?
SLUGGO: I'LL TRY
P2- SLUGGO’S CONCENTRATING AND LOOKS INTENTLY AT THE LITTLE BIRD
SLUGGO: ABBA DABBA--YOU'RE AN EAGLE YOU'RE AN EAGLE
P3- THE LITTLE BIRD SWOOPS DOWN AND TAKES NANCY’S BABYDOLL OUT OF ITS TOY CRIB
P4- SLUGGO LOOKS ON AS NANCY CALLS OUT TO THE BIRD
NANCY: COME BACK WITH MY BABY
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/08/2026
"Keeps it fresh and moist to the last slice." 😋🤤
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/08/2026
Just did. 😄
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/08/2026
When my last project at work wrapped up, I received a Bird Collective gift card as a token of appreciation. I immediately bought this hat. www.birdcollective.com/collections/...
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Tree Swallow Washed Hat
This sun-washed hat featuring a Tree Swallow perched on golden flowers will bring comfort and color to any day.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/08/2026
I love these little guys.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 22/08/2026
Not really. Fun to try, but not a fan. Maybe if the cookie was more savory? We skipped the cheese Oreos, but that might have been better.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 20/08/2026
I think I need this album. I don't care what the music sounds like.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TRAINS/TRAIN1.GIF
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/08/2026
I haven't heard that one in a long time either. Today might be the day to dive back in. Maybe follow up Heavy D. with some Chucky A. 😂
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/08/2026
I had the first Paula Abdul album on cassette, so no judgement. I didn't get The Real Thing on CD until I had a CD player in my car. That was the primary decision maker for format choice.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/08/2026
My first two CDs were purchased at the same time. One is still in regular rotation, the other I haven't listened to in this millennia.
Faith No More - Introduce YourselfHeavy D. & The Boyz - Big Tyme
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Defector @defector.com · 15/08/2026
"Chooooo. A multichordal woodwind noise pierced the valley, prompting a flood of visual imagery in my brain: old-timey trains in cowboy movies, the Hogwarts Express, Thomas the motherfucking Tank Engine. We were really geeking now."
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Everybody Loves Big Boy | Defector
My name is Noelle, and I’m a fan of the world’s largest operating steam locomotive. I used to think this was a unique fact about me. But recently our tiny fandom has exploded. Big Boy, as he’s…
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Devin @devincf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
25 years ago I saw this guy online for the first time, back when the internet seemed so exciting and hopeful.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 14/08/2026
Looks like his website is still up and running.
pixyland.org
The home page of the real, living Peter Pan
Intro Page. Why I became Peter Pan, and what it means for you
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah choocho
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 11/08/2026
Tomahawk.
A photo of Mike Patton, a middle-aged man with braided dark hair, singing passionately on stage under red and white stage lights, head tilted back and mouth wide open, holding a corded microphone up in his raised right hand. He wears a white button-up shirt under a black vest. A projection reading "Tomahawk" (almost) is visible in the background, along with a drummer. A setlist is taped to equipment on the right.
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HLK @hlkfotos.com · 11/08/2026
Sweet, you guys, Melvins is playing the mall!
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Current status...
The band Tomahawk playing live in Portland, Oregon.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
The copyright text says 1996, but I think I actually made this in 1995. The televison was colorized from a black & white capture from a Connectix QuickCam of a television we had sitting in our office for some reason.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Something reminded me about the very first animated GIF I ever made, back when animated GIFs were actually animated images following the GIF89a specifcation, not the videos that sites like Giphy just call "GIFs" today. Ironically, I had to capture this as a video just to share.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/08/2026
It is, right?
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/08/2026
I posted the image jokingly because it was just so bad, but there is also nuance to the laws per state as well. For instance, California allows "skull cap" helments, but Tennesse requires full coverage helmets. (Two states I've lived in.)
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/08/2026
If you'd like to know the laws by state, here's a very detailed and accurate map.
An image of what's supposed to be the United States, but potentially drawn by someone that's never seen a map, or just AI slop, showing which states require motorcycle helmets color coded by state.
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