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Andy 🛋️

@andycouch.com
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Design Technologist, moving picture enthusiast, comic book hoarder, occasional drone pilot, sometimes DIYer, former frog, and an Oxford comma fanatic. “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.” he/him • #PDX • ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸

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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 06/09/2026
Don't worry @decafjedi.com, there's a vending machine.
A virtual vending machine. Spoiler: It does not vend.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 04/09/2026
I got me one of those manly cats.
A gray cat looking off to the side.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 28/08/2026
We like to put small treats in the little free library sometimes for the kids, like stickers or toys. Someone decided it needed a few other items, including wart remover. 😐
A photo of random items inside a little free library, including hand sanitizer, room deodorizer, a seed ball advertised as "Unicorn Poop," and a bottle of wart remover.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/08/2026
My first two CDs were purchased at the same time. One is still in regular rotation, the other I haven't listened to in this millennia.
Faith No More - Introduce YourselfHeavy D. & The Boyz - Big Tyme
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Current status...
The band Tomahawk playing live in Portland, Oregon.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/08/2026
Something reminded me about the very first animated GIF I ever made, back when animated GIFs were actually animated images following the GIF89a specifcation, not the videos that sites like Giphy just call "GIFs" today. Ironically, I had to capture this as a video just to share.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/08/2026
If you'd like to know the laws by state, here's a very detailed and accurate map.
An image of what's supposed to be the United States, but potentially drawn by someone that's never seen a map, or just AI slop, showing which states require motorcycle helmets color coded by state.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 08/08/2026
Happy #Caturday!
A gray cat being mischievous and sitting on the top of a shelf, next to a waving lucky cat styled like the cat from Hausu.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/07/2026
Cold brew coffee + Nutella® Peanut
A thumbs up emoji, but made from a peanut shell.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/07/2026
Before switching to Mac in 2007 (when joining frog), I was still using Edit+ on Windows XP and the toolbars were still atrocious.
A screenshot of the Edit+ text editor.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 27/07/2026
Bluesky's built-in translation service is pretty useless. "Go luck, they are going to have the Australians!"
A skeet in Spanish that says: "Vaya suerte van a tener los australianos. Vaya dos bandas tocando por esos lares"

Followed by the in-app translation to English that says: "Go luck, they are going to have the Australians. Go two bands playing by those Lares"A Google Translate screenshot showing the original Spanish text: "Vaya suerte van a tener los australianos. Vaya dos bandas tocando por esos lares"

Followed by the English translation: "The Australians are in for a real treat. What a pair of bands playing over there."
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/07/2026
We're one of the hosts for the Overlook Porchfest in Portland tomorrow! I'm already having stress dreams about it, so I'm sure it'll be great! More info: overlookneighborhood.org/porchfest/
An image with the text "We're hosting" sitting above the "Overlook Porchfest" logo.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 19/06/2026
I don't normally drink spirits without mixers, but this one is quite enjoyable. Good work Stone Barn Brandyworks! 🥃 Cheers!
A bottle of Peach Rock & Rye from Stone Barn Brandyworks sitting next to a glass with a large ice cube and about 2 oz. of the spirit poured into it.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 16/06/2026
It's happening...
A photo of a crowd at a concert with a big 2027 in the center with the Faith No More star in the background.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 13/05/2026
👼🏼
Angel looking sharp in an early X-Men costume with red suspenders.

He's saying: "For the first time -- I really look like an angel -- I guess!"
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 12/05/2026
Why do you do this to yourself? You know you can rent a car for the weekend for around $100, right?
A screenshot showing the price as $110, which includes taxes & fees and breaks down to $30 per day.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/03/2026
A depiction of Wite-Out tape correcting "even" to "ever" in my previous skeet.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 31/03/2026
I'm visiting my hometown for the first time in 4 years, and I think the shift to more remote work has had a postive effect on the area. I'm seeing more POC and trans youth than I have even seen here. Also, fewer Trump and Confederate flags. #progress
The photo of a sunset in the distance, taken from atop a ridge, looking into Virginia from Tennessee.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 29/03/2026
Today at #NoKings 3 in #PDX, @hlkfotos.com's hand painted "HE'S TREADING, BRO" sign was very popular. So many comments! The sign idea originated from bsky.app/profile/blue.... Thank you @blueheronfarm.bsky.social!
A photo of an old man holding a yellow sign that's a parody of the Gadsden flag. It depicts a bare foot stepping on a snake with the text "HE'S TREADING, BRO"A photo of an old man in the distance holding a yellow sign that's a parody of the Gadsden flag. It depicts a bare foot stepping on a snake with the text "HE'S TREADING, BRO"
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 15/03/2026
3.14 mile dog walk on 3/14. Happy Pi day!
A screenshot from the Fi app showing a map with the path taken during a dog walk and the following stats:

Steps: 13,213
Duration: 1h 18m
Distance: 3.14mi
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character(s). Wrong answers only.
Pamala Adlon, Johnathan Frakes, and Ray Wise dressed as Mintakans in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 24/02/2026
These dogs sure love a double (or triple) bed, even if they're lopsided and partially falling out of them. #TerrierTuesday (is that a thing?)
A light brown dog laying in a donut bed, stacked on top of another donut bed, next to another donut bed. The beds are lopsided and the dog is kinda falling out of it head first, but doesn't seem to mind.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 17/02/2026
Decided to remove some peel-and-stick cord covers from an arch in our living room. The glue removed some plaster. Time to get rid of the arch!
A photo of a non-structual arch with missing plaster along the top.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 16/02/2026
My weather app says Tuesday is our best chance.
Precipitation
0.82"
Total snow for the day
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 30/01/2026
Is it Bigfoot or is it @decafjedi.com? #PXL2000
A very, very, very blurry and pixelated image of a small human.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 30/01/2026
Thanks to r/Pixelvision, I found the belts that I needed, and now it's on to the repair shop. #PXL2000
The title screen for the BBC series, The Repair Shop.A disassembled PXL2000 alongside two new belts and two old belts. A dish of screws sits off to the side.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/01/2026
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/01/2026
Anti-ICE protest in Portland, Oregon #AbolishICE #ICEOut #FuckICE #StandWithMN
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 07/01/2026
Well they certainly missed the mark they were shooting for. It's definitely more Dr Pepper than it is "vanilla and cola flavors."
Got the hots for flavor, bestie? Cherry Bomb Energy sets fire to your wildest desires! A daring twist of cherry, vanilla, and cola flavors, each can fizzes with B vitamins and 200mg of caffeine. It’s zero sugar, all drama, and keeps the vibes stiletto high from spicy superset to galentine’s night out.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 05/01/2026
A crying robot, which is a mashup of the emoji with a tear and the robot emoji.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 05/01/2026
I've lived in Portland for 18 months. Why am I only learning of this building today? "Provenance Hotels [...] renamed the hotel the Sentinel on March 14, 2014. The name is a reference to the robot-like stone sentinel sculptures along the roofline of the east building (the former Seward Hotel)."
A building with robot-like stone sentinel sculptures along the roofline.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 04/01/2026
I didn't actually know. I haven't seen those movies since they came out. But from searching online, it seems that the Talkboy voice recorder from Tiger Electronics might be what you're remembering.
The image shows Kevin McCallister holding a Talkboy, a popular handheld voice recorder toy from the 1990s that was featured in the movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 03/01/2026
Thinking emoji done in the old Olan Mills portrait studio style.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 03/01/2026
@decafjedi.com Uh oh... Look what I found. 😈
A Fisher-Price PXL2000 camera and a pile of tapes.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/01/2026
Seems about right.
Screenshot of a Merriam-Webster post with the heading "Your 2026 Word" and the word "perilous" in black against an ombre teal background.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/01/2026
There's only one answer to which film Lucas and Max are watching...
A still of Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin) and Max (Sadie Sink) in a movie theater from the finale of Stranger Things.A still from the 1989 Batman film, showing Batman (Michael Keaton) with Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger)
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/01/2026
New year, new shower curtain! Did you know that the waffle fabric pattern was created by someone thinking about breakfast? Now you do! 💡 Inspiration from Waffle Pancakes #knowledge #trivia #history #interesting #themoreyouknow #waffle #pancake #butter #syrup #breakfast #🧇 #🥞
The packaging from a shower curtain that reads:

ORIGINAL WAFFLE SHOWER CURTAIN
💡 Inspiration from Waffle Pancakes

"Waffle Pancakes" is in bold and underlined.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 30/12/2025
Need a new doormat? www.etsy.com/listing/1865...
A doormat with an image of a whale with text written about it that says "WHALECUM"
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/12/2025
And a Merry Christmas from the City of Portland as well. Thanks pothole on SE Belmont St. @ SE 38th Ave.
A tire showing a damaged sidewall due to hitting a pothole.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/12/2025
Oh look, my Christmas present from Multnomah County is coming a day late.
A postcard from Multnomah County Circuit Court that says "SPECIAL JUROR SUMMONS RESPOND WITHIN 10 DAYS"
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 20/12/2025
I made one too! I look forward to passing on these new family heirlooms to our grandchildren and their grandchildren so they can be enjoyed for generations. 🥰
A felt ornament of a gingerbread house hanging on a Christmas tree.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 18/12/2025
I'm still new to being a cat person. How do cat people get work done?
A gray cat laying across a laptop keyboard.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 14/12/2025
Yes! Truly the pinnacle of Google's glory days. At least I still have swag to remember it by.
A pair of socks with colorful stripes and the Google+ logo.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 11/12/2025
Holiday bandit. 🦝
A raccoon perched on the top of a fence, looking down at the ground. A porch with Christmas lights and a tree with a Halloween witch are in the foreground.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 07/12/2025
@decafjedi.com @bvigeant.bsky.social Just keep in mind that I am probably listening when you accuse me of federal crimes. #Innocent #NoProof #StatuteOfLimitations
Your top podcast of 2025

It doesn't get more "you" than this

Quest Quest
The Adventure Game Podcast

34 episodes, 1 day, and 16 hours.

That's commitment!
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 06/12/2025
(̶3̶)̶ (̶2̶)̶ (1) SILVER DIAMOND
A box that originally contained four glass ornaments. The ornaments have a silver diamond pattern. Two are missing and one is broken, leaving only one intact ornament.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 01/12/2025
Went to Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge today and there was a lot to see... ✅ Pileated Woodpecker ✅ Pair of Flickers ✅ Beaver Swimming ✅ Wood Ducks and Cormorants ✅ Herons and Egrets ✅ A Christmas Train #PDX
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 26/11/2025
introduce yourself with four robots (other folks seem to be using movies, but I'm going with the formative robot toys I had as a child)
Super Galaxy Fighter RobotTomy 1977 wind-up robotTwiki from Buck RogersRobotron robotic arm
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 23/11/2025
#Caturday is almost over, but this fella is continuing to settle into his new indoor life.
A B&W photo of a gray cat sitting in a chair.
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Andy 🛋️ @andycouch.com · 09/11/2025
An image created with the Mamdani text generator that says: JUST STOP for the love of god.
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