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@andy.teamgay.org
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Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch. (he/him/daddy)

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27/03/2026
Truth.
Freddie Mercury, the black & white husky-golden, uses his paw as a pillow while he snoozles on the bed.Elphie, the black spare-parts-mix, stares deep into space, thinking about chicken nuggets and cheese.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 12/03/2026
I haven't been spending much time on here, and I wanted to make sure my most recent post was a cute, current selfie.
A picture of me (a cute 43 year old bearded daddy) wearing a ball cap and a t shirt that reads, "The quick Brian fox does a barrel roll" over the lazy dog."
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 08/02/2026
🧹
Elphaba, the Husky-mutt named after the singing witch of the same name, is standing on a rainbow doormat, just outside the door, with a snowy porch behind her. The pink bow in her collar pops against her black-brown fur
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026
Do y'all have a Ouija board? I know just who to call for squirrel removal, but it's a very long distance call......
Day-Z, the Oreo colored pointer, sits in the sun with her eyes closed, soaking it all up. She looks content, which means she's surely thinking about the many city squirrels she caught on sidewalks while on leash walks with her human.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026
🏆
Fredward Mercury, the black and white Golden Retriever, is curled up on a fuchsia blanket, snoozing. The camera is focused on the blanket because the photographer was bad at his job, thus giving Freddie a rather soft focus.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 24/01/2026
"IT'S MY SCARAMOUCHE!" ~Freddie
Freddie Mercury, the black and white golden retriever is wearing his long sleeve hoodie, but instead of looking at the camera, he's looking over his shoulder.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 23/01/2026
"Hey Kel! If you wanna keep really warm, ask your mum for a long sleeve hoodie. This one gets bones points cause the hood has ears so I can hear better." ~Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury, the black and white golden retriever wearing a white hoodie sweatshirt with long sleeves. "BARK" is wish on the frontA shot of Freddie from the back. Here, we see that the hoodie has a white hood with black ears and embroidered black eyes.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 17/01/2026
Screenshot of a submitted flag for the verified ICE account on bluesky. The reason is specified as Violence / human trafficking
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 12/01/2026
F*cking snowflake pussies hiding behind their badge and gun. Is your free speech more free than mine? Oink oink.
Screenshot of a KTLA headline proclaiming "Starbucks employee delivers coffee to LA Deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup"Photo of a Starbucks cup with a cute smiling pig drawn in black marker
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 09/01/2026
Luna, back in the day, we had a girl named Callie who learned how to reliably get the treats out. Listen to your ancestors for advice. I think it requires some paw-eye coordination, and you've got beautiful eyes, so I know you can do it.
Picture of a Kong Wobbler, taken apart
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 09/01/2026
Remember to think critically when reading news and when looking at the accompanying photos. Read the captions. Read the alt text. Look closer. Think about what happened leading up to the photographer taking the photo. Think about what happens next. Think about who the aggressor is.
A screenshot of The New York Times, of a photo with its caption. The caption reads: 
"Federal officers clashed with protesters, some whom threw snowballs, in Minneapolis on Wednesday. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times"

The photo's Alt Text on nyt's website reads: 
"Two officers in camouflage uniforms, one being hit by a snowball, clash with two men on a snow-covered street."

Additional context not given in the alt text. 

The two protesters are unarmed young white males who have been thrown to ground in a snow bank. The two federal officers are wearing masks that obscure their face. The officer who is being hit by the snowball is wearing a helmet, mask, and dark tinted eye protection. Zero skin, flesh, or even hair is visible. The officer being hit with the snowball is holding a can of bear spray.  The other officer has one hand on a "less lethal" gas powered gun, and the other is holding one of the white men on his back in a snow bank.

The two white men on the ground are both unarmed. They appear to have been attacked by the armed men.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/01/2026
I'm like 95% sure that Freddie & Kenji modeled for that ornament
Freddie Mercury, the black and white Golden Receiver mix, sitting on a dock wearing his "Bark Ranger" kerchief around his neck. He has one ear up and one ear down, as if saluting.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 30/12/2025
The bottom shelf on the right is live-edge pine. This was previously the only shelf behind the bar, and the only piece of lumber that doesn't have a previous life. This one is also a tung oil finish. Tung oil polymerizes into a hard finish that can help the delicate bark remain intact on the edge.
Photo of the live edge pine shelf, filled with bottles.  The pine bark is glossy while still being rough textured.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 30/12/2025
On the right wall, the top shelf is reclaimed black walnut. (For those following along at home, this is the last 3 board feet of the walnut I used during the recent bathroom reno) Cracks have been filled & stabilized with epoxy. Finished with tung oil.
Bottom side of the walnut shelf, displaying it's age with cracks, checks, wear, and tear Top side and front edge of the same shelf. This side is much smoother.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 30/12/2025
The three shelves next to the window are reclaimed chestnut wormwood, finished with tung oil. The whiskey shelf has drilled out holes for Blanton's corks.
Photo of three shelves filled with liquor bottles. The shelf in the middle is all whiskey with holes in the front, partially filled with Blanton's corks.Close up of the whiskey shelf with holes for Blanton's corks. Currently the first, second, sixth, and seventh holes are empty. The third, fourth, fifth, and eighth have Blanton's corks on display
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 30/12/2025
The home bar continues it's progression towards a proper 19th century public house.
A 6-foot long dark wood bar. The photo is taken from an angle looking down the length of the bar. In the corner at the far end, 3 shelves on one wall, and 2 on another are packed with bottles of liquor. The surface of the counter has a manual juicer, 2 overturned Boston shakers, some bitters, bar napkins, and cocktail garnishes.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 29/12/2025
Lmk if you need reinforcements....
Half a stick of Kerrygold butterTwo more sticks of Kerrygold butter on top of a white ceramic dome labeled "butter" that hints at even more butter
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 29/12/2025
This year's kitchen gift (to myself) is a new carbon steel pan.
Photo of the bottom side of a carbon steel pan. 

In the center is the corporate logo/brand etched into the pan. Below that is the inscription "DADDY ANDY"
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 22/12/2025
2nd millennium hits different. God, it's so fucked up now.... Let's go back to a simpler time
AI generated image, using a sample photograph of Elphie the black husky mix and Freddie Mercury the black and white golden retriever mix, and the prompt "Create a picture of these two dogs, in the style of claymation a la gumby, where it takes place in the old west and they are cowboys with cowboy hats and kerchiefs on their necks"
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 22/12/2025
"did someone say pawtners?!" 🐾🐾 "Mebby dere's some research pawtners at MIT. Da Mutt Institute of Tugggies has pawbobly summada smahtest custodians in da world."
Elphie, the husky mix with the goofy ears, sits and stares VERY SERIOUSLY at the camera. Freddie Mercury, the golden mix is coming through the doorway and looking suspiciously at the camera. You are in trouble.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 22/12/2025
"Pop says it's dangerous to be underfoot all the time, so I make sure you know I'm there."
Freddie Mercury, the husky-golden mix, lays on my feet on my padded mat, whilst I stand at my desk working.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 22/12/2025
Practicing my craft
Pasta. At the top of the cutting board are nests of cut wide noodles. The bottom of the cutting board has noodles rolled out so thin you can see the flour on the cutting board underneath it. Is no meat. Is lamb. 

Wide pasta noodles tossed in lamby red sauce, and a hunk of lamb, braised in tomato sitting atop the pasta. Everything is dusted in pecorino romano cheese. 

A smash plate with bread is blurry in the background, awaiting its turn to be a scarpetta.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/12/2025
I'm also having a pastry for breakfast!!!
Pastry case at Komugi, a new Japanese bakery in Somerville MA
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 10/12/2025
Religious leaders are just FinDoms, and their most pious followers are FinSubs and FinCucks. I think that makes the Pope one of the most successful FinDoms of all time. "Tithe me, or sky daddy won't love you, even though he loves everyone. Lol."
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/12/2025
Anyway, if you love a good website theme inspired by Bauhaus, the cluttered mind of a person living with ADHD, and a random color palette generator, this color scheme is for you! coolors.co/fe432a-f1a5f...
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/12/2025
In addition to being hard on the eyes, and sometimes difficult to read, I thought there was a rendering issue with these little triangle slivers. I guess it's supposed to be a shadow? I find it really detracting.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/12/2025
The color palette is hideous. It looks like they accidentally & incompletely set the site live using a high contrast deuteranopia-friendly color scheme. Do they not have any queers on their branding team? How did they piss off their graphic designers enough to end up with this for their branding?
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/12/2025
Stack Overflow moved forward with their absolutely HIDEOUS new branding. They proposed it here, and were firmly informed that it is hideous & nobody likes it: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/41... That branding is now live on the corporate site (stackoverflow.co) and coming to the main site soon.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 01/12/2025
Are we ranking them by car? Or something else?
The Orange car from European VacationThe 4 cars won by the 4 Griswold family members in Vegas VacationThe Truckster from Vacation!Clark Griswold's 1989 Ford Taurus Wagon with a massive tree tied to the roof
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 30/11/2025
The text messages of a gay millennial man are filled with the best stories. I spent 20 years of my life pretending to be heterosexual. I didn't even breathe the thought into speech until I was 18. Janet knows I'm not going to tell anyone she slept with her cousin. It's fine.
Screenshot of a text message to me, which reads: "I took my mom to a penis themed tiki bar. Here are some photos"

The sender's name is cropped out, but we can see it was received "Now"
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 24/11/2025
Gawsh. What if I was looking at bluesky in public?! Why don't people use the adult conte....... Ope. That's a mushroom.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 23/11/2025
Last year, someone died from AIDS every 50 seconds. I'm the time it takes to play Bohemian Rhapsody, 7 people will die from AIDS. HIV and AIDS are treatable and preventable. Eradicating AIDS is possible. December 1 is World AIDS day. Make a donation in Freddie's name. www.unaids.org/en/donate
Image of a red AIDS ribbon
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/11/2025
You're onto something here, Ken....
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 26/10/2025
Plus, that's from yesterday. Today, Daddy's got some pappardelle Bolognese working.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 26/10/2025
Are my pronouns he/him/Daddy, or do I just refer to myself in 3rd person?
Me, standing in the yard with the Weber kettle grill in the background. I'm doing the gay bear grin thing, and wearing my 🌈 LL Bean cap. I look daddy af.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 22/10/2025
Maple gochugaru rubbed delicata squash, roasted, and stuffed with a sausage-faro stuffing. 
A lemon-dill hummus is smeared on the plate. A gochujang aioli zigzags over the top of the squash.

The square white plate sits atop a quite nice board, handcrafted by Taryn.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 12/10/2025
Elphie was doing the Modified Upright Indy last night
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 12/10/2025
I'm also having coffee at one of my favorite places! Twinsies.
The eggs and polenta from Chef Karen Akunowicz's Fox & Flight in Terminal A of Boston's Logan Airport. 

A plate of cheesy tomato sauce, with polenta atop that, and 2 over easy eggs on the very top.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 10/10/2025
I have the same necklace as Jessica in that color and several others.
Angela Fletcher popping her head out of the boarding door on an Amtrak train. She's wearing a red beaded necklace.Me at a sportball contest, looking unimpressed. Several buttons on my shirt are unbuttoned, exposing a hairy chest and yellow beaded necklaceMe making a goofy face, wearing a black and blue beaded necklace
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 10/10/2025
If you're queer and love trains, did you watch Murder, She Wrote when you were younger?
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/09/2025
Second laptop? Second sticker
Laptop with several stickers:
• Straight outta compliance
• F Elon and the Felon 
• 0 days since it was Ned
• the state of Maine outline with the word Maine artfully written within the state border
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/09/2025
No laptop is complete without one //CC @nedpyle.com
A sticker on a laptop in the style of a factory safety sign: "0 DAYS SINCE IT WAS NED (it's always Ned)"
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 16/09/2025
AI generated image from the prompt "Make an image in the style of 1990s motivational posters. Except the text reads, "passionate about etymology""
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 13/09/2025
The art of the reskeet. by @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Screenshot of two adjacent posts, both re-skeeted by Darth. 
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Really weird to see people try to portray Bluesky as a radical website when you'll scroll past about 10 straight posts about how great spaghetti is. 
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Okay, but who is ordering the pint of guac when it's checked to order two half pints?
(Photo of a sign showing a half pint $4, pint $10.50)
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 10/09/2025
"Eskyooz me, I'm sorry, you want me to lie to my cussin Indy?"
Elphie, the black German Shepherd mix with two left ears, sits and stares incredulously at the picture taker
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 06/09/2025
If it looks like a casserole and smells like a casserole....
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 06/09/2025
I had two "cherry cola" spritzes that were D-light-full. cola, lucano amaro, grenadine, marachino, lambrusco Great pairing for the casserole we ordered!!
A deep dish pizza made with ricotta and meatballs.
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/09/2025
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 01/09/2025
This bluesky account is brought to you by the number two, and the adjective girthy.
Sesame Street character "The Count" motioning to a number 2
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 31/08/2025
Every once in a while, I have a moment when I laugh to myself about how much @nedpyle.com must regret introducing me to @lisaroyal.bsky.social
Me texting Lisa "Think of how convenient it would be to just drive an hour to Bangor to identify the body!!!!" (In this case the body is Ned's)
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