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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15/05/2026

I have a very similar one, in an interior color, and I love mine. Particularly fab on IKEA furniture where a full power drill is too powerful, and doing it all by hand is just a pia.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 14/05/2026

Indy, I will always remember our first date. You were so tiny, and your kisses were so big!!

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 13/04/2026

That's a knock off brand! Who is Eddie Bauer? Pretty sure that's just a Canal Street ripoff of Eddie Bow-wower.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 04/04/2026

Fredd would like to submit an amicus brief (ie, nose-nudge to the nuts) in support of getting the kids a fish from Pikes Place this weekend. I'm sure Lisa wouldn't be upset if she woke up to Ned getting home with Biscuit Bitch...

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/04/2026

What's my favorite news story of 2026? For the first time in the history of man, a toilet has left low earth orbit. Unlike Apollo astronauts, Artemis astronauts will not have to shit in a plastic bag.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 02/04/2026

Product idea: VCs will throw money at a dating app with a proprietary LLM driving the matching algorithm, where that's the whole selling point. User search criteria like: 💪 only one gym selfie in profile 📷 photos seem recent…at least are all of the same person 🔡 decent grammar 🎣 no fish selfies

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 27/03/2026

Vaginas don't have scrotums. I know the last time you saw one was right before you pushed through it, 40-some years ago. But I think that maybe you could have paid more attention in biology class.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 12/03/2026

I haven't been spending much time on here, and I wanted to make sure my most recent post was a cute, current selfie.

A picture of me (a cute 43 year old bearded daddy) wearing a ball cap and a t shirt that reads, "The quick Brian fox does a barrel roll" over the lazy dog."

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/02/2026

I'm less concerned about kissing and more concerned about blowjobs.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/02/2026

I just want to motorboat her ears.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/02/2026

Wicked homophones in Boston.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 19/02/2026

Are these cities homophones? And what is your English language dialect? Wooster Worcester

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15/02/2026

I thought that might be preferred, actually

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 15/02/2026

I'm sure they're saving disrespectfully. Don't worry.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 08/02/2026

It's a model called the Biiiiiiigg Stretch

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 08/02/2026

I'd have to sit in it first.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

And the egg cooked on the griddle in the same spot the corned beef got warmed up. And the griddle is a little too hot, so the edges on the white are crispy and lacy and brown on the edges.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

Brunch is when we celebrate the prior night's regret. The Rabbi's Regret Reuben: 🍞 Rye bread, as seedy as last night's bar 🌽 Corned beef 🥯 A schmear. It's not brunch without a schmear. Treyf af, but so was the goy you brought home. 🏃‍♂️🍳 Sunny egg The usual kraut & dressing fixins

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

She stands like Callie when she's being demure. Feets as close together as she can manage. Getting that inverted💧silhouette.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

"da fuq Darby. I'm tryina be a fkn good girl so Dad gives me love. I MISSED HIM TOO!"

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

I thought a Reub'hen was like a coq au Russian dressing. I saw a video the other day of a Russian guy using some dressing while he stroked h..... Wait. What are we mad at Kenji for?

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 07/02/2026

Was Indy behind Kell, or was she laying on the couch giving you side eye for leaving you with The Other One?

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026

He's still padawan. Elphoda says "No wreddy is he. Mmrrrhhhmm."

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026

Do y'all have a Ouija board? I know just who to call for squirrel removal, but it's a very long distance call......

Day-Z, the Oreo colored pointer, sits in the sun with her eyes closed, soaking it all up. She looks content, which means she's surely thinking about the many city squirrels she caught on sidewalks while on leash walks with her human.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026

I feel like Freddie was sent to us as a reward for (Surviving? Outliving?) DayZ. Not a reward, so much as a prize for beating the game.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 05/02/2026

Callie: has a job DayZ: plotting to eat your soul Elphie: has a job Freddie: Dipshit²

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 24/01/2026

Amazing man. You look great.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 24/01/2026

"IT'S MY SCARAMOUCHE!" ~Freddie

Freddie Mercury, the black and white golden retriever is wearing his long sleeve hoodie, but instead of looking at the camera, he's looking over his shoulder.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 23/01/2026

"Hey Kel! If you wanna keep really warm, ask your mum for a long sleeve hoodie. This one gets bones points cause the hood has ears so I can hear better." ~Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury, the black and white golden retriever wearing a white hoodie sweatshirt with long sleeves. "BARK" is wish on the front

A shot of Freddie from the back. Here, we see that the hoodie has a white hood with black ears and embroidered black eyes.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/01/2026

AI isn't snake oil. AI is more like.... Windex. And everyone is turning into an old Greek man for some reason. Can we just stick to using it to clean surfaces? Good luck with your spleen, I've got windows to clean.

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a man in a blue shirt is holding a bag of chips in front of a fan

Alt: Scene from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" of her father pulling out a bottle of Windex.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/01/2026

I contributed my answers to the site to help future developers. Remix my answers into useful code, or other code projects, or use it to train AI. People just need to remember that AI's just as dumb as the people making it.

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/01/2026

Well, here's the thing... Every Q&A post... Every bit of user contribution to that data set... It's all very permissively licensed under Creative Commons licensing. Its backups are stored with the Internet Archive. An LLM just needs to put a 1-liner in the 50 pages you [Agree] to give credit. 🤷‍♂️

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/01/2026

Am I having a laugh at Stack Overflow's expense while they are in hospice care, with a DNR on file with their PE overlords? You betcha.

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a man in a suit and tie is saying " for shizzle snl "

Alt: Collin Jost on Weekend Update is saying " for shizzle snl "

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 20/01/2026

Keep in mind that the AI Assistants were all trained on....what data? A bunch of unfriendly neckbeards fighting in the comments of Stack Overflow! Every AI Assistant has strong opinions on "tabs vs spaces" and "casing conventions for object names," but can't answer simple questions. Just like deve…

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 17/01/2026

Also, magenta speedos to give away at the parades. 🤣🤣

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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 17/01/2026

When is T-Mobile Tuesday going to be a deal on a Grindr or Scruff subscription?

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Luna Rose @lunarose-sd.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I’M COMING IN HOT!

Golden dog with a bright blue eye and a brown eye running on grass straight at the camera and… it looks like it’s going to be close 😬

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