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Spurs Fan. That’s about it.

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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This weekend's match took me off to Kent, though not very far into Kent. Tonbridge Angels vs Ramsgate in the FA Cup. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
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The Weekend Match: Tonbridge Angels 2-1 Ramsgate - Angels With Dirty Faces
There may be sixty miles between Tonbridge and Ramsgate, but they’re both in Kent and the local yoof are certainly treating this FA Cup match as a local derby.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m hoping @noscoredraws.com saw the French Fan on the coverage today…
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@noscoredraws.com Tuchel shouting THIS IS PURE MENTALITY please
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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I get the feeling that bluesky doesn't take as kindly to rampant self-promotion as twitter... BUT I spoke with @alasdairgold.bsky.social earlier for Rule the Roost, which I feel is worth shouting about. Great guy, good chat, Toy Story 5 bonus content at the end. Listen here: pod.fo/e/43eafc
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Rule The Roost - A Tottenham Hotspur Podcast: From Crisis to Brighter Days with Alasdair Gold: De Zerbi's Rebuild, Fernandes, Tonali & Life on the Spurs Beat
Jack is joined by football.london’s Alasdair Gold to escape the sweltering UK heatwave and take a welcome step back from the frantic transfer window. In a relaxed, wide-ranging discussion, we exp...
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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Never give the job to an Arsenal-supporting pragmatist with an annoying voice. I’ve always said this.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Lie Detector Test
ALT: Homer Simpson Lie Detector Test
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nathan eloquently explains how Levy was left behind and perhaps wasn’t that good at the bigger thinking.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Watch that Bellingham goal. @nathanaclark.bsky.social - Vuskovic proper struggling to get back.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dan Ndoye getting the commentary privilege of having his whole name announced whenever he touches the ball.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Might just fire up X for the evening…
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Champions of Europe - you’ll never sing that* *for at least another season!
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 29/05/2026
My spoiler-free thoughts on 007: First Light www.thenewworld.co.uk/john-rain-wh...
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Why 007 First Light is the best James Bond product in many years
The new video game that takes the spy back to his roots shows film-makers how to revitalise the franchise
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR
the 11th place medal celebration meme with "not relegated" caption
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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iainham iainspur but spookier @iain.coys.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s infuriating to me that Farage’s supporters believe his rhetoric that we have a broken system - a system that has made Farage, Tice et al, millionaires.
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Ed Jennings @edjennings.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm in Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall for the only election count in Kent today. One third (13 seats) of Tunbridge Wells Borough Council is up for election, plus two by-elections, giving us 15 seats up for grabs. We're expecting results to come in from around lunchtime.
Election counting at Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Can I watch match of the day now?
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Good luck Roberto - our players are actually just shite.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We put hands on players - foul Players put hands on Spurs - carry on.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Romero does that and he’d be sent off.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Muani is a problem defensively in this set up. He can’t track runners.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Repping Tunbridge Wells Hockey Club with Junior Ball patrol at the Girls U21 USA vs Belgium.
The team lines ups of USA vs Belgium at the U21 girls international.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Spurs’ current iteration is not the Spurs I fondly remember. 35 years of being a fan and I can’t remember being more disassociated. #noDeZerbi
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of men are carrying a coffin while dancing .
ALT: a group of men are carrying a coffin while dancing .
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spurs play today.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spurs play today
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a man is crying and talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a man is crying and talking on a cell phone .
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When two sports teams play each other and scores alternate during a game, with each scoring player thanking God. And yet one of them still loses. It makes their God look like a right asshole.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If Romero does that - he’s off
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sarr is so hapless.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Can’t imagine Spurs Twitter will be taking this well.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So it’s only Spurs that aren’t allowed to have hands on players. Got it.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
*Inserts Malinin looks like Henry Creel/Vecna comment*
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m delighted to be appearing at the Tunbridge Wells Literary Festival on 1st May. Tickets have just gone on sale and are available here: twlf.ssboxoffice.com/events/brian...
A pic advertising my Tunbridge Wells show on 1st May. It’s at the Trinity Theatre and starts at 7.30pm.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Berling Gap. 2020.
A picture of wind blown trees at Berling Gap in East Sussex.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Udogie also made of glass. We need to bin him off too.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
He’s a liability. Romero is a moron.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thomas Frank getting it from all angles!
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Lilywhite Lab @lilywhitelab.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Spurs’ Academy Stars ✨
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Odebert is a good player.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Windy being bang on the money again. Vinai’s rallying cry in the match day programme already looks dated.
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Lilywhite Lab @lilywhitelab.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Enjoy a bit of short analysis on Souza who looks like he’s about to sign Had to cut the video a bit due to restrictions on here! Full YouTube breakdown is now out too if you want some more details!
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I wonder what Daniel Levy is up to…
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So was that
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Money well spent!
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
*Mickey Moore with an Old Firm Derby goal Klaxon*
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Alan Fisher @spursblogger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Watching the game. My TV has turned itself off because it cannot detect any activity.
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Tracy Edwards (MojojojoSC) @t-edwards.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I guess it depends on who the opponent is whether or not its a clear red. Same player against Spurs recently
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Vicario isn’t undroppable. He’s making too many mistakes that other keepers don’t make.
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