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Andrew

@andrewelliott.bsky.social
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Spurs Fan. That’s about it.

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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly. If Shaw doesnt initiate the action, Bentancour doesn’t react. The ref/VAR can deal with tackle as a separate issue, but Shaw went looking for that and it created a situation where he’s provoked another player forcefully enough to ground him.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That trip to Marbella going to be SWEEEET for them.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you offer lessons? Asking for teenage children
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I read Pet Cemetery when I was quite young. Scared the shit out of me. Also, this cover art just scared me. It’s from City of Thieves choose your own adventure.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just looks defensive, and weakens any argument they may have. All the threats of pulling funding from the UK isn’t a good look either, and it highlights that money=leverage.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hopefully it’s because they’ve built a watertight case and that takes time. Agree with your assessment of their punchy rhetoric too. I think that’s taken City Group by surprise and may just be part of the tactics. It’s very difficult for them to take the high ground and any threats of legal action
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big decisions from the lads at the Premier League. Light penalties=we’re ok with corruption and this is token gesture stuff OR Send City to phantom zone=The last 15 years of EPL is meaningless and we’re complicit. Actual Sophie’s choice territory for them.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think that’s actually a smart move. The one thing that will get people behind Burnham in a coordinated way is if he makes positive noises towards rejoining the EU. Starmer didn’t do that, and The Greens did, so they split the left. If anything, the right is more fractured now.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally. It’s a validation loop.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The people reading Farage’s tweets tend to be unable to apply critical thinking to what he says, and just accept it as gospel. I’d love for the security forces to deny they’ve received any such advice from him.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t forget Chuck Norris scrapping with Bruce Lee.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THAT pass to Lucas Moura against Ajax in the semi. It still feels a bit speculative when you watch it back, but he had the thought process to at least try it knowing that was probably the last thing he’d do in the game.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Fighting Cocks despair swings widely from Positive to Negative and sometimes Flav does it in the same sentence!
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This weekend's match took me off to Kent, though not very far into Kent. Tonbridge Angels vs Ramsgate in the FA Cup. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-weeken...
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
The Weekend Match: Tonbridge Angels 2-1 Ramsgate - Angels With Dirty Faces
There may be sixty miles between Tonbridge and Ramsgate, but they’re both in Kent and the local yoof are certainly treating this FA Cup match as a local derby.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looking like the same of “club” purchase issue with Di Zerbi and Fernandes.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Waves from Tunbridge Wells*
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dont miss FB or X. It was good for a while, but like you say it’s either clout chasing or agenda pushing. It’s all extremely tribal. There’s little space for whimsy or wonder on social media now.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s been a bit a crusade from me to get family members to delete Facebook and X. Both just horrible places to exist online and I suspect the single biggest reason for brainrot.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A very fun episode about one of the greatest films ever made.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think this is genuinely the first time I’ve seen an old school twitter thread over here. Brilliant stuff.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Literally the same subset of people that MAGA resides in.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you able to keep track of miles completed vs total time taken? Edge of seat stuff. Look forward to the Newcastle edition.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Leandro Damiao curse has been broken!
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The first two series were good. It got a bit weird in the final series when they really didn’t know what to do with Delores when she finally broke out and it wasn’t set in Westworld anymore.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Drive the cost of rocket fuel up?
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Benjamin Bowjamin
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nothing bitter about supporting the guy that made the show what it was. Adam is great - but this feels like a misstep.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nemwob Neb.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bon Bewman
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is a great interview.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please direct it to Kent.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My doggo has definitely had enough.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think a huge amount of credit has to go to Tom Holland as well. He’s just so likeable. Probably one of the best casting decisions ever made.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I liked what he said about Bergvall too.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who is the equivalent of Spurs in Colombia?
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A mate and I went to the recording of the last ever Quickly Kevin podcast. He was the mystery guest and he was brilliant. So self deprecating and grounded.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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You're Joking, Not Another One!
ALT: You're Joking, Not Another One!
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is that football inflation? Or real time? It makes sense to be fair
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So if you reverse engineer this, £117m would have been £48m in 96. Shearer had scored 70 goals at the same age as Rogers is now, yet weirdly Chelsea think he’s worth 3 times Shearer’s world record fee.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That was this week Greg!
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m hoping @noscoredraws.com saw the French Fan on the coverage today…
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Strongest 11…
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@noscoredraws.com Tuchel shouting THIS IS PURE MENTALITY please
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Paul Robinson absolutely nailed on likeness.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We sold Berbatov for €38m after we brought him in for €15m. Decent profit.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ve just discovered we paid £27m across two separate transfers for Defoe and only recouped £16m.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Stop shining that torch on my face mate, I’ve lost a pint of blood.”
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think he moved from criminality to politics. His next natural move is to the Costa Del Sol.
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Andrew @andrewelliott.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Author: Melon Husk.
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