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Andrew Brüski

@andrewbruski.bsky.social
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He/him. Dark Clouds merch pusher and Minnesota soccer sicko. If it’s May to Oct I’ll probably try to bike there.

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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 4h
Someone keeps writing this on our breakroom whiteboard and I really want to add “COYL 7-12” underneath #MNUFC
A whiteboard that says “SKOL 5-0” and nothing else
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As always, we're with our homies in Austin. Fight that good fight, friends. #OneHeartOneVoiceOneSong
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Nick S @nottooserious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re not sending their best drivers. They’re sending behind the wheel texters, they’re sending tailgaters, they’re sending road ragers. And some, I assume, can zipper merge.
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PRIDE. SCARF. SATURDAY. mndc.sg/pride26
close up images of a knit scarf with a rainbow motif and Dark Clouds lettering and imagery
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simpsons meme. Mr Burns saying of the devil “HMM. WHO'S THAT GOAT-LEGGED FELLOW? I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB.”
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LAST DAY OF THE PRESALE GET IT » mndc.sg/prhood
images of the new pride hoodie - a black hoodie with a rainbow cloud logo on the back and the words "DARK CLOUDS" on the front
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GO GET THE PRIDE HOODIE WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE PRESALE ENDS 9/30 mndc.sg/prhood
images of the new pride hoodie - a black hoodie with a rainbow cloud logo on the back and the words "DARK CLOUDS" on the front
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's fall We're proud Let's hoodie Presale ends 9/30 » mndc.sg/prhood
images of the new Dark Clouds pride hoodie with the caption FUCK YEAH HOOD WTHR
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Workplace non-sequitur: “Midlife crisis or mid life-crisis?”
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today I woke up to find this now-faded post-it note left for me on the bathroom mirror at my parents’ house. Turn on TV An airplane crashed into world trade center - New York ————————————— There’s a hornet in the house - I winged him and he lost a leg
An aged purple post-it note with black writing, difficult to read. Text is written in the post.
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just meant I put a feeler out to one of our merch designers this morning to see if he would be interested in making me a two pole for this. But I’m going to (hopefully) keep him working on things that raise money for the Dark Clouds and leave the two-poles to the expert.
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But by all means run with it if you want it
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve already asked someone to get started 😂
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At least we got Cherrion “the Inquisitor” Velarius, the guy with the most Warhammer 40,000-ass name ever
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My car beat Usain Bolt’s 100m record this week too, you don’t see me shouting about it
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FRESH LIDS Get them in the shop or at the merch table before matches GET 'EM » mndc.sg/dome
A collection of Dark Clouds hats - a white hat with a ranibow-colored dark clouds logo on the front and the words Dark Clouds Minnesota on the back, a black & white screenback hat with a Dark Clouds patch on the front and a tag with a rainbow DCMN logo on the back, and a blue & gray screenback hat with a Dark Clouds patch on the front and a tag with a rainbow DCMN logo on the back
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bluesky is dead while I am as interesting as ever
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes you need to bring your soccer gear to a Lynx game.
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE PRESALE ON NOW » mndc.sg/bike90bike
The Dark Clouds mountain bike jersey
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh no
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah now stop sending us letters!
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a close up on the back of a cap? Maybe? Hard to tell. It's a tease! The image has text that says DCMN MERCH TABLE, PREMATCH (5PM-7PM) AT BLACK HART framed by eyeball emojis
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We got a little silly during the World Cup break and, whoops, made a whole bunch of new merch. Come check it out?
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MLS IS BACK AND SO ARE THESE BIKE JERSEYS GET YOURS » mndc.sg/bike
the back of the Dark Clouds mountain bike jersey
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 20/07/2026
I've written about soccer and #MNUFC for years. I've been truly blessed by the amount of support I've received in the past from all of you. Today, I'm taking a frightening step, and going out on my own.
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Why I'm going independent and asking for your support
I always thought I needed the support of a larger outlet, for soccer writing. Now I'm trying it without one - but I need your support.
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
[everyone] HOW, SMOKEY, IS IT?
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump take World Cup
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s just that usually you don’t have a head of state announcing “IT WAS ME I DID A CORRUPTION”
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Prematch happy hour time at @blackhartstp.com
A USA scarf and two drinks on a picnic table
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Racket @racketmn.com · 01/07/2026
In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.
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When Nice Folks Make Cruel Choices: Journalist Justin Ellis on MN's History of 'Unaccounted for Repression, Rage, Discrimination, and White Supremacy' - Racket
In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Once he scores his 18th they’ll conveniently remember her
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
COLUMN: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Take me home: why Country Roads has struck a chord at the World Cup
John Denver’s classic has been belted out during US matches at this tournament. Its appeal lies in the story it tells about a united America
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Dark Clouds ☁ @mndarkclouds.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FUCK ICE
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
*to* Urban Village. 🫠
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just a reminder that we still have plenty of these stickers you can buy and plaster about town. 100% of profits go Urban Village in Saint Paul @mndarkclouds.bsky.social shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
FUCK ICE. A sticker with a loon on it.
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings
Man standing in front of large crowd, holding a hastily-written sign that reads “Antifascism is Patriotism”
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Glad you agree!
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hey dorks: This is a post about soccer
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Guess I’ve got it backwards. TIL
The lines taken from the fortunes in Chinese fortune cookies were virtually unchanged and appear throughout the first and second verses of the song. They are as follows, as they appeared on the fortunes:
"Life to you is a dashing bold adventure"
"Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling upon you"
"You have a winning way, so keep it"
"You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine"
"Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake"
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
More fortune cookies should quote Faith No More lyrics at us
Fortune cookie fortune says: “life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/06/2026
"So, the president just posted that he’s not going to follow the law anymore. And naturally, our readers want to know if that’s legal. That’s not for us to say—we are not lawyers; we are journalists. What we do know is that it’s unprecedented."
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This Is All Completely Unprecedented
“In many ways, he’s like a magician pulling infinite bunnies out of a hat, except the bunnies are tax fraud. We can’t think of a precedent in modern history....
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We got movie sign
Crow T Robot and Tom Servo from #MST3KTwo vespas that look like Crow T Robot and Tom Servo from #mst3k
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
40 “Peep Show” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Join a Violent Gang of Soccer Hooligans thehardtimes.net/culture/40-p...
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40 “Peep Show” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Join a Violent Gang of Soccer Hooligans
When it comes to British comedies, fan favorite “Peep Show” is a top-tier classic that easily stands among the best in the... Get the full story
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m new to this rating system but I’ll say B. Medium-traffic and close to a public sidewalk but inside the patio gate makes it feel more secure. I’ve never been a fan of this style of rack, very utilitarian, but it seems to function for a wide variety of bikes, cargo- and e-bikes.
A half dozen bikes locked up to a rack on a bar patio
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Andrew Brüski @andrewbruski.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nothin’ but bangers
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