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@maggiheyer.bsky.social
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they/them, sports queer 🏳️‍🌈

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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 28/09/2026
Join representatives from the Wonderwall, as well as MNUFC front office staffers and club CEO Christina Hennington at La Doña Cervecería. Details » utd.mn/4AILt1s RSVP » utd.mn/4dtDRWD
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Step 1: sing karaoke on stage with strippers Step 2: ice cream and Thai leftovers in bed Step 3: being over 40 and having zero fucks to give
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Proud disgruntled lesbian here.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This game is unhinged... #MNUFC
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This was taken when we were down by 3, but I feel like it still applies...
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Portland is off to a great start.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Portland friends, we're coming out for the MNUFC match over labor day weekend and want to go to the thorns game. Is there a good place to get tickets?
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wow, amazing stuff 👀
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes you need to bring your soccer gear to a Lynx game.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Did Cam Knowles put money on a draw? There seems to be no plan to win this game. 🤬 #MNUFC
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TravelFutbolFan @travelfutbolfan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
actionnetwork.org/petitions/re... Sign the petition now - we are only going to have one chance at this!
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Red Card Infantino
Gianni Infantino just announced plans to auction off the World Cup to private investors. Gianni Infantino is up for reelection in 2027. We are calling on FIFA member bodies and the 37-member council t...
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Headed home from MNUFC and the Ramones are playing in the Uber (after karaoke with Carl Craig,) 🎶Bah bah bah bah I want to be venegas 🎶 This is a fever dream right
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Achieved an unknown life goal tonight: Being such a known quantity at karaoke that the host leaves the room to get a drink during your song.
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Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification
Alt: Achievement Unlocked Gaming Notification
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thierry Henry and the count are one person right?
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WTF
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Funny Banging
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's 15 minutes to kick-off of the first MLS game in 2 months, the first since the start of this hugely successful World Cup. There is no pregame show. There is no scene-set that explains the first half of the season. There is nothing to welcome new viewers and connect the league to the past month.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby
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Tony Cardone @tonycardone.com · 04/07/2026
I am happy to inform the American public that if you like the drama of this World Cup, an entire league exists that is basically this bonkers for 34 straight matchweeks plus an indeterminately long postseason with somehow even more absurd video reviews. It’s called Major League Soccer.
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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 02/07/2026
You put the refs in a CONCACAF country and they become CONCACAF refs
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trans rights are bodily autonomy, freedom of expression, freedom from state-enforced religion, from gendered violence, and from coerced conformity. If you cannot stand in solidarity with one of the most openly and viciously targeted groups in society, you cannot be trusted to stand for anything.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dark Clouds follow, #DarkCloudsOverKC world cup edition.
3 folks in Netherlands attire with storm clouds in the background
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
COLUMN: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Take me home: why Country Roads has struck a chord at the World Cup
John Denver’s classic has been belted out during US matches at this tournament. Its appeal lies in the story it tells about a united America
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 20/06/2026
Miguel Almiron becomes the first player ever to get sent off for covering his mouth when speaking on the pitch AND the first to receive an overturned yellow card for mistaken identity after diving. HISTORIC.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That was fun..
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
On our way...
A book, sparkling wine and water bottle on an airplane tray table. World cup in background
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My face when I realized thorns were at home when mnufc plays in Portland. See you in September friends!
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Chris Pratt Shocked Happy Reaction
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Post gamed at red lobster and it kinda hit. Also the bartender informed me he was new and asked what a gin and tonic was. I may not have explained it correctly because this was just gin that had been blessed with a couple drops of tonic.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We've got no pride game in June this year (or ever again) so we've got to be creative. Here's your chance to see me in drag at Black Hart and do some good for our LGBTQ+ community in the process.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh hell no www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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MLS lobbying Ifab to explore stopping clock for pauses in play
In the rule, soccer’s usual continuous clock would instead stop for injuries, substitutions, and other pauses in play
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Love it when a merch idea comes together. I'll be rocking this all summer...
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Possibly the world's most pretentious sounding sparkling water...
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sure. Hot as in a dumpster fire...
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
WTF... How does this happen? Hope he recovers well 🤦
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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a man with red hair and a beard is wearing a white shirt that says motherfucker on it
ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is wearing a white shirt that says motherfucker on it
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Original flight delayed until tomorrow AM, rebooked for a later flight through Atlanta, now a severe weather alert... Send good vibes, I just want to sleep in my own bed tomorrow night 🙏
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think we need to talk about Cam's substitution strategy. I'm having Heath flashbacks. #MNUFC
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sailing through a storm tonight on our spring break cruise and the Minnesotans in us wants to grab drinks and watch it from the balcony.
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Well done Nashville! What a fantastic away day, I wish we played you guys more. Except for the score, We miss you! Boxy! 🖤💙
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
The next time I say I want to visit Nashville in March will someone please remind me that I'm highly allergic... #PassTheZyrtec
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Did I just pay $20 to not hear a certain soccer related song by a cover band in Nashville. Yup... #LoonsOverNashville #SuperstitiousAF
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Wonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Two things to know once gates open:

1) We will be holding silence for the first two minutes of the match in memory of the lives ended or destroyed by the federal government in Minnesota this year.

2) Following the silence, we're going to do a modified version of Bella Ciao:

In Minnesota,
We raise our voices,
For us all, for us all, for us all, all, all

Your ears are ringing
For we are singing
For our friends and neighbors too
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Mags @maggiheyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Neighbors supporting neighbors is the heart of what makes American soccer supporters special. This is really unfortunate @mnufc.com , I hope you reconsider this decision.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I was going to bring the Saint Paul Liberation Front flag to the Loons game tomorrow but was told it was banned for being “divisive.” It is “political” and “violent.” …
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 28/02/2026
Im not mad about helping my neighbors I'm furious about sending money to random venmos and paypals when the state is sitting on billions in surplus and the federal government has money for anything they want.
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Wonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We are SO excited to march again this season, but we're gonna have to wait to do it. Due to ongoing construction, slippery roads, and continued federal occupation, we're not confident we can march safely. In short, just entirely too much 🧊 for our liking. We'll reevaluate before the next game.
A photo of a 2025 march to the match — so, lots of people, some with flags, marching to Allianz Field — with a light red layer over top. In white letters over the whole image it reads "Due to safety concerns, no march this week"
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Canada hockey is in crisis. The only solution is to annex Minnesota.
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