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Andrew Bettridge

@andrewbettridge.bsky.social
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Married, old gay guy in Brisbane. Copywriter by day but I swear you’d never know it from my posts. May post shirtless selfies in the future so I’d appreciate it if family and workmates could stay the hell away.

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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just once in a while I’d like to catch public transport with less exuberant people.
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Magdalena Miedl aka espressozitron @mmiedl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"There is something revealing in the gap between the masculine fantasy of protection and its reality: the fantasy requires a stranger, an obvious villain, a moment of uncomplicated heroism. Reality asks a man to believe a woman over his friend."
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Images from movies directed by exploitation pioneer Dwain Esper - BOTD in 1894 Narcotic (1933) Maniac (1934) Marihuana (1936) Sex Madness (1938)
Narcotic (1933)Maniac (1934)Marihuana (1936)Sex Madness (1938)
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You shoot me down, but I won't fall I am a diiiiiirty ho
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be clear, the parasite class isn't upset about what a wealth tax would do to their income, which is absolutely nothing, they're scared of what it could do for the rest of us. 📹: Jules Oakes
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't believe Sam Altman was standing on a cliff face and nobody pushed hiim.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“What happened then?” asked Toad. “I had to save my life,” said Frog.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooray update. The plums have started plumming.
Ooray flowers sprouting from the trunk of the tree, beginning to swell into fruit.Ooray flowers sprouting from the trunk of the tree, beginning to swell into fruit.Ooray flowers sprouting from the trunk of the tree, beginning to swell into fruit.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the purpose of a movie is not to tell a story. the purpose of a movie is to show you something that blasts your tits clean off. sometimes that involves a story but not always
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm shocked - SHOCKED - to read that a Alejandro González Iñárritu movie is complete horseshit.
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¡Gordo Y Más! @gordo-y-mas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gordo by Gus Arriola, June 9 1974:
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"She's from Texas I can tell by the way he's goose stepping round the room..."
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Milo tried very hard to understand all the things he'd been told, and all the things he'd seen, and, as he spoke, one curious thing still bothered him. "Why is it," he said quietly, "that quite often even the things which are correct just don't seem to be right?"
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Midsommar (2019)
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey Jeffrey, how did those talented filmmakers become talented filmmakers?
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey @muscledistribution.bsky.social I keep getting emails to claim the pledge reward (a digital download) but when I click through, there’s no link to claim, only pay-to-upgrade buttons. Any idea what I’m doing wrong?
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone who absolutely loves Eggers' movies, I say, "BAHAHAHAHA, no Babe, just no. I mean, go ahead, but no."
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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apparition of arden👻 @wakingnaturally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
really good post that i really need everyone to absorb
tumblr text post by spiribia: I think it's fine if somebody describes a piece of media as life changing and earth shattering and bone shaking and it doesn't do much for you. I don't think the person who said that owes you an apology or anything. that's just the nature of people being different people
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Jen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The most liked skit I’ve done so far on YT. ❤️❤️
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s going to be really funny when this is all over and all these companies are like oh, that hate campaign we ran against you for years? Yeah, we were just kidding
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is also why the administration made sure to tell everyone it was AI that blew up the school in Iran. Somehow the fucking idiots who keep pushing AI are either unable or unwilling to realize they're being used to cover for this shit. "IT HAS USES!" Yes, being blamed for killing kids.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Started having a cough, followed by a headache and neck ache at 4pm every day, so that’s fun and not at all concerning.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Again: "Tilly Norwood" is not a person; it is a shoddy, and also pretty gross puppet. Stop referring to it as "she," and start asking whether there might be something a bit off about wanting to promote a sexualized but also childlike "actor" that can never tell its creators or users "no."
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The last seasons of The Traitors America and Australia have kind of left me psychologically scarred. The psychic toll on screen has been pretty harrowing. Love to see Alan Cumming in a juicy role but yikes.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Iconic part of my childhood was watching the Carol Burnett show every week and watching the cast try not to break during moments like this. THIS moment? My entire family was on the floor, dying laughing. RIP Bob Mackie, who always understood the diva assignment.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the patron saint of maximalism. think of him every time you’re tempted to paint a room beige. majestically unafraid of being called “tacky.” we should all live our lives this boldly. make exactly what you want to make, no matter how bonkers it seems, and the Cher it is for will find it
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TH White on what to do when you're sad
From The Once and Future King, TH White explains that when you are sad you should learn something new
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Will people please stop sending me AI generated "funny" pictures? The forced smile is starting to make me look like I've had a stroke.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got into work on time today, and now I’ve done my work, and a bit of someone else’s work and eaten all my snacks and there’s so much day left this sucks.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Being yelled at for food by these guys.
Two lorikeets perched on my balcony, silhouetted against the Brisbane city skyline.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/09/2026
This is a beautiful essay from Emma Watson, who seems to have really grown into a wonderful person www.newyorker.com/culture/essa...
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Gloria Steinem Gave It All
Emma Watson remembers Gloria Steinem, who understood that you may spend your whole life walking toward a world you will never enter, but that does not relieve you of the obligation to walk.
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he's saying the quiet part loud here, ai allows white filmmakers to control racial and ethnic minorities in an attempt to make them appear complicit in their own racist slander. paul schrader likes ai because it allows him to have a black actor that he owns.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The reality: Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or play pro sports. Or they just do it at a political conference. Wearing pants.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today I used a chainsaw and I want a badge.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Kae Kolormore @kaekolormore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
many of you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
Richard Hanania: The point of a game like Grand Theft Auto is to identify with the character.

By making a female character, the new game will be promoting autogynephilia.

There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, and if they make her bisexual then the game won’t necessarily be unhealthy.
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Andrew Bettridge @andrewbettridge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dr Smith says
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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