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Andre

@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
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Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies) Consumer of leftovers Team defrost/feet 4 life

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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 16h
We’ve been walking NYC yesterday and today. Taking a break watching the dogs at the dog park before going to a taping of the @thedailyshow.com to wrap up our mini-adventure.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a real toss up on this topic, just throwing a dart at the Sub Pop catalog during those years and you’ll hit a gem. For my money, though gonna go to Chapel Hill and Merge Records. youtu.be/FgaZGl_G8Nw?...
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Superchunk - Precision Auto
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol what is even the point anymore
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing better than having to reset our lexicon based on the ramblings of a sundowning tyrant.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You just know these two downed a bottle of Dewars and then took a joyride in Seb’s 4-banger mustang
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can you name five perfect punk albums? Day Nasty: Can Say Social Distortion:Mommy’s Little Monster Bad Religion:How Could Hell be any worse Black Flag:Damaged The Clash: London Calling
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there anything even close? The Cornetto trilogy
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Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg Zombie Walk
Alt: Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg Zombie Walk
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like UF will be climbing the rankings this week. Still pissed at my Alma mater for all the boot licking with Desantis and the Ben Sasse debacle
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
sad to hear about piers morgan he’s not dead. it’s just that every time i hear about him, i’m sad
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus, what is this country coming to when a wealthy white person are forced to face the consequences of their intentional actions?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
best food writing 2026. a triumph
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven’t sold anything for a while, may be marginally more mentiony about my work momentarily . ⬇️✍🏻 New words: marginally, mentiony, momentarily
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Peter Cossins @petercossins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Put this together to help bike fans find their favourite teams, riders and writers on Bluesky. Not many out there so far, in fact I've not found a single rider on here, but the community's growing fast. Let me know if there's anyone I should add #CyclingBlueSky #BikeSky go.bsky.app/VRgb2gJ
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026
Conclusion: more dogs less AI
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile you blocked a woman on X for asking you this question.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is definitely a sign of the end times. No brisket in TX, the next sign is abandoned F350s on the shoulders of the FM roadways…
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my MIL was diagnosed with glioblastoma and my wife went to stay with her, my son and I travelled the east coast from MA to FL twice and made a point of trying every franchise that offered a chicken sandwich to see which was the best in our opinion.
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally finished this painting.....here are a few details ✨🖌️ It will be part of the Antler show opening this Thursday in PDX
Detail of painting with raspberries, leaves flowers Detail of painting with raspberries, leaves flowers
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Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our future hellscape: "Hi I'm shifty, your electronic shifter. It looks like you're trying to climb a hill. Would you like help with that?"
Clippy paper clip cartoon image
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I beleive it was von Clausewitz who said “when your enemy wants to hit themselves in the nutsack with a ballpeen hammer, let them”
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guy looks like he should be named Jedediah Hefner
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juli @julierthanyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boosting for my Massachusetts mutuals who may be able to welcome a cat into their home💗 the need is urgent right now
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 21/09/2026
"Jeff, tell me another music fun fact you recently learned." The popular pejorative term "butt rock" (describing commercial hard rock bands like Creed and Bush) originated in the 90s when hard-rock radio stations used slogans like "Rock. Nothing but rock." This led to "nothing BUTT rock."
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the Flanders international family reunion: Buenos ding dong didlios And Charmed ahh oogly ahh doogly
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YO. HELP MARLA 💗💗💗 💗💗💗 SHE'S MY FRIEND. 💗💗💗
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s the Pina Colada song.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The best time for the Coathangers to come up in shuffle mode is this song, but next song is acceptable.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maxie
Closeup of a juvenile Herman’s tortoise
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes it’s like the vast majority of you didn’t grow up on pig farms.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're not starting from the position that civil rights are inviolable, as a baseline, In what way are you avoiding fascism? If *anyone* can be un-personed, everyone can. That's it. That's the ballgame.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On this day when our Muscovy duck made a dramatic flight from our rush hour door to land on donkey Eli
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And please, I mean this, just share it. I don't expect YOU to donate. We're all broke. But maybe someone will. This is for Marsha, and The Professor, who is running this page even though she doesn't know anything about computers. God bless them. They believe in God, so maybe they're right. Who knows
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Otis miles are always hard miles, but totally worth it. #MTB
Black and red MTB leaning against a rope swing at the top of Mt Zig looking out to buzzards Bay in the distance
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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
America! "The Atrocity Archive," the first novel on @cstross.bsky.social's Laundry Files series, is on sale for Kindle for $1.99 today! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
amazon.com
Amazon.com
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And Drew @andrewtappan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vaccine Injuries. Chemtrails. Easter bunny attacks. Worldwide Unicorn Fraternal Grape Jelly Price Fixing Conspiracy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YES LET'S GOOOO
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This upsets me… please help out our friend Em if you can or some reposts 🙏 thanks loves 💕
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kash Patel is probably in some bar right now pounding wild turkey.
He might also be having a drink.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feels like we are minutes from this happening
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Phantasm: Flying Silver Sphere with Blades
Alt: Phantasm: Flying Silver Sphere with Blades
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MallOwO 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @frm777.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mutual Aid
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heart pounding in my ears, I run, the muted sound of webbed feet slapping the pavement behind me. I dive into the car and slam the door, shouting in triumph. Turning the key, I am rewarded with nothing but a single dry click. My blood runs cold. From outside the window, I hear a dark, throaty laugh.
Inside shot of a swan staring through the driver’s side window of a vehicle.
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KT @bigsamthompson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel like this is gonna make it around the internet w/out attribution so, like, if you steal it, just make sure you say it came from me. And tell me. None of the pro photogs were up there for this but one came running, talking into a radio saying, "I have eyes on the drone."
Jeff Rosenstock giving a stern talking-to to a drone
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 15/09/2026
why does this guy always look like he was grazing happily in the middle of a country highway at night until just a moment ago when everything got very loud and bright?
Kash Patel looks absolutely stunned to find himself a witness at a Senate hearing
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Roddy Piper's Iconic They Live Bubblegum Quote
Alt: Roddy Piper's Iconic They Live Bubblegum Quote
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m a bit surprised that Toyota doesn’t lean in to the fact that so many technicals are built from Toyota hiluxes
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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this nazi (not Jake Lang, the other Nazi) showed up in the comments to complain, so we corrected www.wonkette.com/p/nazi-jake-...
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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
And Dom was there.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Celtic/Rangers and the Glaswegian accents from the commentators is ostensibly English but probably top 3 in accents I really appreciate
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Holley 🏳️‍⚧️ @deztheopossum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The real danger of bicycling is learning just how good things could be if more people rode bicycles.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zoom in, the details are so good. And yes, red cable sheathing (and brake lines) is on my winter to do list.
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