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Andre

@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
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Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies) Consumer of leftovers Team defrost/feet 4 life

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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 4h
A redistributor cap… I’ll show myself out
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Cane Stage
Alt: Donald Duck getting the hook off stage
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 4h
A sperk for every cylinder
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 4h
This is, as we used to say back home, a woodshed beating
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Stop He Is Already Dead
Alt: Stop He Is Already Dead
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 7h
I like to add some jalapeños to my pizza, but that sounds so good
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 10h
Then the only job growth will be private security services to keep the “haves” from becoming the “have not heads”
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 12h
ScarJo’s husband is never gonna run out of material at this rate.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 13h
I too define things based on completely unrelated things. For example: traffic to me personally is the position of mars in the night sky relative to the download pre-sales of GTA6
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask not for whom the modem screams…
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coming from the mountains of WNV, you would be surprised at the genetic mutations in isolated gene pools: gigantism (Junior), sideways torso syndrome (the hero), prehensile tails (the widow) are but a few. Good on the army for letting this man serve in spite of the obvious difficulties.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God damn Andrew’s still around?
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I also have a 3-3-3 policy. Impeach the bastard a third time, take back all three branches of government and enact three key pieces of legislation (eliminate gerrymandering, reform the judiciary, and enshrine voting rights)
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing that gets me about speeding, and in all honesty I used to speed quite a bit, is that it doesn’t actually save an appreciable amount of time in most driving situations. Compare the time savings verse the consequences (a police stop is best case) for it and there is no reason to do so
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Debbie Crochets @debbiecrochets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi everyone.I need a favor. I'm having a sale in my shop. The bills are coming due very soon and Karina needs her annual vet checkup/heart worm test this month too. I need to make some sales. Lots of items to see. I've been adding more hats too. All ready to ship. Thank you debbiecrochets.etsy.com
Karina tan chihuahuaScooby White chihuahuaSpice White chihuahua
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who is Earth, Wind and Fire?
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It just works so well on so many levels. Velvet Underground’s was so good, and somehow I like the cover even more.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Strong finish, over all I enjoyed it
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And also youtu.be/-UILSTsGi4Y?...
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The Freshman
YouTube video by Mustard Plug - Topic
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And a very close second youtu.be/-UILSTsGi4Y?...
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The Freshman
YouTube video by Mustard Plug - Topic
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/N8znXWgOWA4?...
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Wish you were here - The Busters
YouTube video by Bavaria1Schubs
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So many to choose from: Circle Jerks Fortunate Son,minor threats stepping stone, the entire SST Duck and Cover compilation, cowboy Junkies sweet Jane, but this is my current go to. youtu.be/ukcDTCRerIk?...
youtu.be
The Get Up Kids - Close to Me
YouTube video by Josh Hart
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Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a running theory that the less Republicans understand about a thing they are mad at, the more nonsensical and babyish their rhetoric becomes. See: "DEI Bike Lanes," "transgender for everyone," pretty much any use of the word "woke."
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 04/10/2026
toilet is pretty high up on the list of places I do NOT want events to be happening in the wrong order
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know the term, and feel as though that’s a good thing.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To quote jello Biafra “some dumb rich kid in his life size hot wheels car”
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are a decade away from penny farthings with knobby tires, aren’t we?
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who is Dora?
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my greatest achievements in life is being a giant pillow for Ruby. Good to see you are doing the lords work for your pup as well.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I, when my brain wanders, watch the horizon go vertical
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate that the hit Boston and Providence during the week so my decrepit old ass can’t go and then are in Albany and Portland on the weekend
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like one of the lead actors from the local community theatre production of “21 Jump Street:Season 1”
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so sorry.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No worries, I did the there/their/they’re screw up
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are all the cat. (Actually the cat would be the one who pushed the car off the edge of the counter). I’ve been up since 0400, not that I make a lot of sense when I’m rested.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, did someone park there SUV near the edge of the kitchen table? Then it’s not on the cat, but the person leaving that unavoidable consequence waiting to happen.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you’re an image obsessed dry drunk of little intellect, the bar for “best minds” is disturbingly low
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s where weird clown ass tech bros and old ass racists have a rage wank circle jerk to develop automated systems to kill brown people
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What is the high school lunch table social matrix?
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve been walking NYC yesterday and today. Taking a break watching the dogs at the dog park before going to a taping of the @thedailyshow.com to wrap up our mini-adventure.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My god, Wilma Dearing had an outsized impact on young me
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s one of my go-to shows when I want something funny but know I’ll be falling asleep shortly
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a real toss up on this topic, just throwing a dart at the Sub Pop catalog during those years and you’ll hit a gem. For my money, though gonna go to Chapel Hill and Merge Records. youtu.be/FgaZGl_G8Nw?...
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Superchunk - Precision Auto
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr Dirky, I have a Ms. Hanna on line one and a Mr Blanche on line 2
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All those free discos have finally come back to haunt ail. Ask not for whom the modem screams…
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They want the files released, they just want their imagined version released. The one where the Clintons were smuggling mole children via Waymo shipping containers to satanic cabals of liberal elites.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol what is even the point anymore
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing better than having to reset our lexicon based on the ramblings of a sundowning tyrant.
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s what I run up against. The new stuff I’ve run across has typically been broken up since the late 2010s
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are a lot of popular songs I am sure I have heard but would never recognize the name of just from ambient songs in the supermarket. Nothing against the artists or trying to claim cache I just tend to listen to the same general playlists over and over
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Andre @andreon2wheels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He can’t even keep the same lie in one bout of word salad. In the same run on sentence he says oil will be coming back down but also that it is cheaper than under Biden
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